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Beyonce’s Age Mystery Deepens

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-So actually how old is Beyonce? Her dad is making us question our assumption that she’s 34 (which frankly was always a bit suspect. Her being the same age as Britney Spears never really sat right).

–Shonda Rhimes continues to turn ABC into her own personal network (which may not be a bad thing). She just sold a Romeo and Juliet sequel series to them (which may be a bad thing).

-One of the great things about fashion designers directing movies is they really know how to make actors look their best. Exhibit A: Jake Gyllanhaal in Tom Ford’s new movie.

–Gwyneth Paltrow published an article on GOOP yesterday about how bras cause cancer and everyone in the medical community is now noping her hard.

–Adele will bless us/torture us with her new album on November 20 — and the first single comes out tomorrow. That gives you just under 24 hours to fail painfully in and out of love so you’ll feel the full impact.

-Knowing Kate Hudson is staying mum, Ellen DeGeneres confronted Nick Jonas about those romance rumors.

–Jeremy Renner tweeted following his pay gap controversy, and it’s complete nonsense. Seriously, I understand those words separately but together? Nah.

-Meanwhile, Anthony Mackie stepped in it today by saying he doesn’t think the Black Panther movie needs a black director. I mean, as a working actor I get why he’s not trying to piss off people who could hire him in the future, but maybe just avoid answering those questions? Because his answer is wrong. Basically, all Avengers actors should probably stop giving interviews. (Except for Mark Ruffalo of course. He’s woke.)

-On the plus side, Daniel Craig called James Bond a misogynist, so there’s that.

-Here are the best answers from Bill Murray’s Reddit AMA.  (None of them include confirmation of those Jenny Lewis romance rumours, unfortunately.)

-Here’s new footage from the new season of Shameless, a show I kind of fell back in love with last year.

–Marty McFly and Doc Brown’s reunion on Jimmy Kimmel last night was brilliant. Stick around for the Fox interview clips that run after.

-Watch the trailer for Aziz Ansari‘s new Netflix series Master of None, which is being described as a cross between Louie and Girls.

Channing Tatum On That One Time He Scaled His Penis On Set

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Channing Tatum in Magic Mike XXL (Warner Bros)

-Just in case you need some nightmare fuel: Channing Tatum talked about his “shriveled burnt penis” on Howard Stern‘s show today. He also discussed his past as a stripper and the possibility of being in the Ghostbusters movie.

-Starting to wonder why People is not only avoiding the Ben Affleck/Jennfer Garner breakup rumours, but they’ve basically become the couple’s loudest defender over the last few weeks? Here’s a probable theory: they’re angling for inside scoop when the inevitable finally happens.

–Jaden Smith says he wore his Batman suit to Kim and Kanye’s wedding because he “felt the need to protect everyone there” which is totally normal and in no way worrying and let’s just keep our heads down and back away slowly…

-Last night on The Bachelorette, she had sex before the show dictated when she was supposed to have sex and the internet exploded in a slut shaming spiral of suck.

–Aziz Ansari‘s promo tour for Modern Love (which I can’t wait to read) is in full swing. Here’s his best AMA answers.

-Hey girl, Ryan Gosling cares about your eggs.

–Seth MacFarlane crushed his Liam Neeson impression on Fallon. His Ray Romano could use some work, though.

-Of course the worst people on the internet are angry about John Oliver‘s online harassment segment. Of course they are.

-This article examines the unintentional hilarity of the bar scene in True Detective’s season premiere. If I had to pick a scene to mock, it would have been that final close up of the actors faces before the camera panned to a ridiculous helicopter shot, but the bar is a close second.

-More bad news for Tidal: The CEO of Jay Z’s music streaming service has been let go after less than 3 months on the job.

-Goddammit Lady Gaga, enough of that.

-Following BFF Taylor Swift‘s fight with Apple, Jamie King took a similar stance and spoke out against online TV streaming sites for not paying cast and
crew royalties. Um, not the same thing. Not that they shouldn’t get residuals from Hulu/Netflix just like they do from DVD sales, but it’s apple and oranges.

–Britney Spears just split from that guy that none of use really remembered she was dating.

-Today brought a couple of really good articles on the current state of HBO (or should it be called HB-Bro?)

-Here’s the cast of the new Independence Day movie. I think the fact that I’m most excited about Sela Ward and Brent Spiner means I’m both old AND a geek, so that’s something.

-Marvel announced that 19-year-old Tom Holland has officially been cast as the new Peter Parker/Spider-Man. I’m sure the kid is great but ain’t nobody got time for the 265th Spider-Man origin story.

–Kanye West just admitted that he was wrong about something. I have chills.

-This first promo for Netflix’s Wet Hot American Summer reboot will cast a level five charm spell on you!

Jennifer Lawrence Addresses Nude Photos Leak

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Jennifer Lawrence talks about the nude photos saga in her cover story of Vanity Fair’s November issue.
(Photo: Vanity Fair/Patrick Demarchelier)

–Jennifer Lawrence speaks out about those leaked nudes in her new Vanity Fair cover story, and she is predictably awesome. “It is not a scandal. It is a sex crime,” adding “Anybody who looked at those pictures, you’re perpetuating a sexual offense. You should cower with shame.” (She also poses with exotic birds like a boss.)

-Crap. Stephen Collins, the actor known for playing Reverend Eric Camden on 7th Heaven, has reportedly been caught on tape admitting to molesting young girls. His estranged wife Faye Grant says she “had no involvement whatsoever” with the release of the tape, which was allegedly recorded during a 2012 therapy session.

-In the wake of the allegations, Collins has been dropped from Ted 2.

-After that depressing news, we all really needed this video of Jessica Lange shunning Lea Michele on the red carpet. Perfection.

–Amanda Bynes says that if you’re in New York, you’ll probably see her. As someone who’s going there in two days, I really hope she’s exaggerating.

-Also, Bynes says she’s engaged to a 19-year-old who owns a bait shop.

–John Cusack and Cameron Crowe are pissed that Say Anything is being remade as a TV show, and they’re voicing their displeasure one tweet at a time.

-On Letterman last night, Aziz Ansari schooled us on feminism… and revealed why he sent a bunch of texts to Blake Lively.

–Bill Murray dished on George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin‘s wedding, and revealed he gave a toast. Considering all the oversharing we’ve seen about this wedding, I’m really hoping it ends up on YouTube soon.

–Sarah Jessica Parker is doing some Sherlocking to try to find the owner of the $47K cheque she found in NYC.

–Mindy Kaling interviewed Jessica Chastain, and the results are adorably fan-girly.

–Chastain also covers Glamour this month.

-I really like Kristen Stewart’s dress here, even though I feel like I’ve seen it on her before a million times.

–Jennifer Garner accidentally flashed her Spanx, making us all feel better about ourselves.

–Jude Law hunts for Nazi gold in the new Black Sea trailer.