–Jennifer Lawrence speaks out about those leaked nudes in her new Vanity Fair cover story, and she is predictably awesome. “It is not a scandal. It is a sex crime,” adding “Anybody who looked at those pictures, you’re perpetuating a sexual offense. You should cower with shame.” (She also poses with exotic birds like a boss.)
-Crap. Stephen Collins, the actor known for playing Reverend Eric Camden on 7th Heaven, has reportedly been caught on tape admitting to molesting young girls. His estranged wife Faye Grant says she “had no involvement whatsoever” with the release of the tape, which was allegedly recorded during a 2012 therapy session.
-In the wake of the allegations, Collins has been dropped from Ted 2.
-After that depressing news, we all really needed this video of Jessica Lange shunning Lea Michele on the red carpet. Perfection.
–Amanda Bynes says that if you’re in New York, you’ll probably see her. As someone who’s going there in two days, I really hope she’s exaggerating.
-Also, Bynes says she’s engaged to a 19-year-old who owns a bait shop.
–John Cusack and Cameron Crowe are pissed that Say Anything is being remade as a TV show, and they’re voicing their displeasure one tweet at a time.
–Bill Murray dished on George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin‘s wedding, and revealed he gave a toast. Considering all the oversharing we’ve seen about this wedding, I’m really hoping it ends up on YouTube soon.
–Sarah Jessica Parker is doing some Sherlocking to try to find the owner of the $47K cheque she found in NYC.
–Mindy Kaling interviewed Jessica Chastain, and the results are adorably fan-girly.
–Chastain also covers Glamour this month.
-I really like Kristen Stewart’s dress here, even though I feel like I’ve seen it on her before a million times.
–Jennifer Garner accidentally flashed her Spanx, making us all feel better about ourselves.
–Jude Law hunts for Nazi gold in the new Black Sea trailer.