–Jennifer Aniston is starting to lay the groundwork for her inevitable return to TV. (And she’s not just talking about those terrible airline ads.) I’m frankly surprised it took her this long.
–Uma Thurman’s custody battle continues to be nasty. Now her ex is denying an alleged prostitute addiction.
–Cuba Gooding Jr.filed for divorce from wife Sara Kapfer after more than 20 years of marriage.
-I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks Will & Grace seems painfully out of date now. It’ll be interesting to see how they handle that in the revival.
-I assumed that this story about Matthew McConaughey saying he was balding in the ’90suntil he found a miracle cure was fake news but … I don’t think it is?
-The new trailer for NBC’s Powerlesslooks pretty great. As someone who’s starting to OD on superhero stuff, a show about the schlubs who have to clean up after the heroes’ battles seems like a fun twist.
-In her New Beauty cover story, Gillian Anderson says “I think in Europe, in general, there’s a sense that women who age naturally can be beautiful, whereas I’m not so sure that’s the perception in America.” Let’s all move to Europe!
–Nicolas Cage and wife Alice Kimhave separated after 11 years of marriage.
-A Step Up TV show is coming to YouTube and it will feature Channing Tatum. This news has been brought to you from inside my brain.
-Meanwhile, Channing got candid about his sex life with wife Jenna Dewan: “For lack of a better term, we don’t hate-f**k each other. That’s just not what we do…We get down!”
-In honour of The Devil Wears Prada’s 10th anniversary (yikes!), Meryl Streep, Anne Hathaway and Emily Blunt are spilling secrets from the set (including how fragile Anne was because then-boyfriend Raffaello Follieri didn’t want her working). I still love that movie (although Andy’s friends are garbage people.)
-Speaking of female-fronted comedies that made a huge impact at the box office, the new Ghostbusters movie is tracking for a low debut. Come on ladies, let’s all band together and make this movie huge! Even if it’s not very good, we need to combat this kind of crap.
–Chris Brown is being sued again for assault. Must be a day that ends in ‘y’.
–Amber Rose apparently has a new talk show, judging by this promo. Burn it all down.
–Aziz Ansari wrote this great piece for the NYT and then tweeted: “Trump wants to ban Muslim immigrants like my parents. I wrote a piece for @NYTimes telling him to go fuck himself.”
–Selena Gomez loses the makeup (and the shirt) for her new GQ photo spread, and says she refuses to publicly complain about fame. “I chose this. So I’m not gonna sit here and say, ‘Oh, my God, poor me, I didn’t have a normal childhood.'”
-Speaking of new cover stories, Willow Smith totally owns this Teen Vogue article.
-Despite their pregnancy announcement, Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green‘s divorce is still moving ahead.
-Speaking of breakups, let’s pour one out for Kirsten Dunst and Garrett Hedlund, who split after four years together.
–Lindsay Lohan roped her parents into her big engagement tease. Such a staged sweet family moment.
-This Vulture interview with all the kids from ABC comediesis adorable — but also kind of depressing because they already sound more mature than me.
-I’m so done with all these crazy stories about Jared Leto on the set of Suicide Squad set. The latest: he gave his costars anal beads and used condoms. Seriously, what is the promotional strategy behind this?!
-Civil War’s Team Cap actors tried to answer personal trivia about each other, failed miserably.
–Anna Wintour got lost and cried at Kanye West’s Madison Square Garden show. But doesn’t that mean Anna Wintour is capable of human emotion? I’m…so confused.
–Aziz Ansari and Eric Wareheim are shooting Master of None in Rome and took a break to make a hilarious music video set to Kanye’s “Famous.”
-On the Tonight Show, Amy Schumer experimented with some new ways to sit in the interview chair, and talked about her boyfriend’s mother’s inability to say “no comment.”
-I really liked Vulture’s exploration of what the hell Girls is doing to Hannah’s character. That show doesn’t get a lot of attention anymore, but it’s having a stellar season.
-The Doctor Strange trailerhas arrived. I’m hoping my love for Rachel McAdams and Tilda Swinton will overshadow my ambivalence for Benedict Cumberbatch. Also, guess how many Asians there are in this trailer about a guy going to Asia to learn Asian mystical arts? Yeah.
