-Talk about a featherweight fight: Orlando Bloom tried to punch Justin Bieber last night after Bieber made a crass comment about sleeping with Bloom’s ex, Miranda Kerr. I have never liked Orlando Bloom more!
–Bieber responded by posting (and then quickly deleting) a photo of Kerr on Instagram.
-Meanwhile, the woman they were fighting over just launched a new 7 For All Mankind campaign — topless, of course. Talk about good timing!
-I’m glad that John Oliver’s new show is getting so much love. It’s amazing how much I’m learning while laughing.
–Joss Whedon says he’s adding more female Avengers, ’cause he’s awesome.
-Joss is so awesome, Tom Hiddleson wrote him a fan letter.
-I missed Zac Efron’s episode of Running Wild with Bear Grylls but apparently it was mad romantic.
–The Roots reacted to the Fifty Shades of Grey trailer on Fallon last night. Before the big “surprise” I love how into it they all were.
-Girls star Allison Williams has been announced as the star in NBC’s Peter Pan Live, and the Internet is not happy.
-Sad: Drew Barrymore‘s half-sister has reportedly been found dead of an overdose.
–Seth Rogen was in Montreal at Just for Laughs, when he surprised his audience by bringing out hockey great P.K. Subban and drinking beer from the Stanley Cup.
–Scarlett Johansson cut off all her hair and still looks great.
-I’m seeing Guardians of the Galaxy tonight and can’t wait. Also, this may or may not be Guardians of the Galaxy’s completely insane post-credits scene.
–Robert Pattinson‘s take on the Kristen Stewart cheating scandal breakup: “s–t happens!”
-Here’s the brand new trailer to Christopher Nolan’s Interstellar.