-Talk about a featherweight fight: Orlando Bloom tried to punch Justin Bieber last night after Bieber made a crass comment about sleeping with Bloom’s ex, Miranda Kerr. I have never liked Orlando Bloom more!
–Bieber responded by posting (and then quickly deleting) a photo of Kerr on Instagram.
-Meanwhile, the woman they were fighting over just launched a new 7 For All Mankind campaign — topless, of course. Talk about good timing!
-I’m glad that John Oliver’s new show is getting so much love. It’s amazing how much I’m learning while laughing.
–Joss Whedon says he’s adding more female Avengers, ’cause he’s awesome.
-Joss is so awesome, Tom Hiddleson wrote him a fan letter.
–The Roots reacted to the Fifty Shades of Grey trailer on Fallon last night. Before the big “surprise” I love how into it they all were.
-Girls star Allison Williams has been announced as the star in NBC’s Peter Pan Live, and the Internet is not happy.
-Sad: Drew Barrymore‘s half-sister has reportedly been found dead of an overdose.
–Scarlett Johansson cut off all her hair and still looks great.
-I’m seeing Guardians of the Galaxy tonight and can’t wait. Also, this may or may not be Guardians of the Galaxy’s completely insane post-credits scene.
–Robert Pattinson‘s take on the Kristen Stewart cheating scandal breakup: “s–t happens!”
-Here’s the brand new trailer to Christopher Nolan’s Interstellar.