-News that Eva Mendes is carrying your pretend boyfriend Ryan Gosling’s baby has sent the entire Internet down a dark depression spiral. Because, you know, if it wasn’t for this new development, y’all TOTALLY had a shot with him.
-In less traumatic baby news, Guy Ritchie and fiancée Jacqui Ainsley just welcomed their third child, while Robert Downey Jr and his wife are expecting a baby girl.
–George Clooney wrote an op-ed about the Daily Mail’s “dangerous” lies surrounding his upcoming wedding — and got them to apologize.
-Sorry guys, but Daniel Radcliffe doesn’t really want to play Harry Potter again.
–Chris Pratt can do everything — even French braid his wife’s hair.
-Why is everyone so shocked by this audio of what Britney Spears sounds like without auto-tune? Has the past decade taught us nothing?
-Meanwhile, Nicole Richie told Jimmy Fallon that “the greatest moment” of her life was when Britney spanked her onstage.
-Speaking of Fallon, he and Halle Berry grabbed each other’s ankles and made a human hamster wheel last night. For reals. Halle also got super animated during a game of charades.
-That guy that Miley Cyrus pretended she wasn’t dating? They’ve reportedly been together for nine months.
-Meanwhile, Miley Cyrus plays the keeper of JFK’s brain in the weird new video from The Flaming Lips.
–Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are shooting their new movie with the guy who plays Morgan on The Mindy Project, and all is right with the world.
-I might not get what’s going on with those two, but even I have to admit that Zac Efron and Michelle Rodriguez look really hot making out.
–Blake Lively‘s lifestyle site will launch later this month. Can you even handle the anticipation?!
-Shocking report: Pamela Anderson has filed for divorce from Rick Salomon…again.
-An old video of Angelina Jolie in her druggie days has surfaced. I’m surprised it took this long.
-I’m not sure it’s red carpet-worthy, but I love Keri Russell’s entire look at the Dawn of the Planet of the Apes premiere.
-Less successful in sheer is Kate Hudson, who wore a fugly sparkled jumpsuit.
–Columbus Short says Scandal “did the right thing” by letting him go after all of his legal and personal problems. Gee, ya think?
-I had no idea that Poussey and Officer Bennett from Orange Is the New Black are BFFs IRL, but I love it!
–Robbie Amell‘s The Tomorrow People may have gotten the axe, but the CW is giving him another shot with a role in The Flash. (I really liked the pilot for it. The only super cheezy part was the Arrow cameo, and I think that was just because they were trying to make The Flash seem cooler by comparison.)
-The Exodus: Gods and Kings trailer is doing nothing for me. Add some Aaron Paul and I might be swayed, though.
-District 13 interrupts President Snow‘s address in the new Mockingjay teaser.