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August 2014

Britney Spears Single Again

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Britney Spears posted this photo of her and David Lucado in July. (

Britney Spears has split from David Lucado after one year of dating, allegedly after her father bought a video that was being shopped around of David cheating on her. Brit later posted an Instagram video about having “a shitty day.”

-I think everyone who’s going to TIFF this year just kinda assumes they’ll end up singing karaoke/playing golf/attending a bar mitzvah with Bill Murray, mostly because of stuff like this. (I already have our song picked out. We’re going to do “No Scrubs” and it’s going to be beautiful.)

Miley Cyrus took off all her clothes for V magazine because she’s edgy or something.

-After his Friends skit with Jennifer Aniston, Jimmy Kimmel had to explain to the world how comedy works.

Melissa Rivers says Joan’s “condition remains serious but she is receiving the best treatment and care possible.”

-I can’t believe I’m going to be out of town this weekend and miss the Mean Girls quote-a-thon!

-Here’s our first look at Mrs. Brad Pitt.

Dominic West totally doesn’t believe his former Wire costar Idris Elba‘s story about the mic wire. “Our sound girl on The Affair was pouring over this photo all night and has pronounced that there’s no microphone that looks like that.”

Reese Witherspoon dressed up as Elle Woods to cheer up a 4-year-old cancer patient, which is surprisingly sweet.

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber are spending their long weekend in Canada. Yay us?

-Here’s the new teaser trailer for Foxcatcher.

-And here’s the latest Young Ones trailer, starring Nicholas Hoult, Elle Fanning and Michael Shannon.

Blake Lively Was Attacked By Bees

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Blake Lively detailed a terrifying pre-birthday encounter with bees on her lifestyle website. Preserve. (Photo:

Blake Lively‘s Preserve site has finally found its purpose: telling really embarrassing stories about Blake Lively. She recalls her recent birthday, in which she thought the pain she was experiencing was due to a sudden “onset of spontaneous aging” before realizing she was being attacked by bees. She then makes a lot of terrible puns about her “bee-day.” It’s so bad, it’s good.

-Everyone’s still freaking out about the secret Brangelina wedding. They’re spending their honeymoon shooting their new movie in Malta.

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez‘s low-rent dates continue: they were spotted at a Tim Hortons.

Amy Poehler’s response to a white guy expressing insecurities makes me want to force her to be my best friend.

Beyoncé‘s dad implied that all the divorce rumours were simply planted to “ignite the tour.” Mm-hmmm.

-Meanwhile, Beyonce looks amazing in this photo spread for CR Fashion Book is, the magazine by the former editor-in-chief of Vogue Paris.

-Speaking of looking amazing, I’m digging Emma Stone’s new lob.

Joan Rivers‘ condition has been upgraded from critical to stable after she stopped breathing due to throat surgery complications.

Ariana Grande is making excuses for her rude behaviour at a recent fan meet & greet. Is anyone buying this?!

Jessica Chastain wants someone to give Scarlett Johannson her own superhero franchise already.

Keira Knightley‘s interview in Interview magazine is great, but most people can’t get past her topless photo.

Hugh Grant returns to his rom-com roots in the new trailer for The Rewrite.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Got Married!

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s wedding in Mr. and Mrs. Smith. (Twentieth Century Fox)

Sneaky, sneaky! While we all had our eyes on Italy awaiting George Clooney‘s imminent wedding, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie snuck off to France to get secret married. The ceremony took place at their wine-growing estate Château Miraval in the village of Correns last Saturday amid close friends and family, and all of their kids reportedly participated.

The Associated Press first reported the news after Pitt got a marriage license from a local California judge (the same judge reportedly conducted the non-denominational ceremony in France). The couple’s rep confirmed the wedding, but so far there’s no statement from the stars. Pitt was photographed on Thursday wearing a wedding band, and George Clooney has already offered his congratulations.

And here Jennifer Aniston thought she was going to get all the headlines today with yesterday’s sassy interview and last night’s Friends reunion