–Britney Spears has split from David Lucado after one year of dating, allegedly after her father bought a videothat was being shopped around of David cheating on her. Brit later posted an Instagram video about having “a shitty day.”
-I think everyone who’s going to TIFF this year just kinda assumes they’ll end up singing karaoke/playing golf/attending a bar mitzvah with Bill Murray, mostly because of stuff like this. (I already have our song picked out. We’re going to do “No Scrubs” and it’s going to be beautiful.)
–Miley Cyrus took off all her clothes for V magazine because she’s edgy or something.
-After his Friends skit with Jennifer Aniston, Jimmy Kimmel had to explain to the world how comedy works.
–Melissa Rivers says Joan’s “condition remains serious but she is receiving the best treatment and care possible.”
–Dominic Westtotally doesn’t believe his former Wire costar Idris Elba‘s story about the mic wire. “Our sound girl on The Affair was pouring over this photo all night and has pronounced that there’s no microphone that looks like that.”
–Blake Lively‘s Preserve site has finally found its purpose: telling really embarrassing stories about Blake Lively. She recalls her recent birthday, in which she thought the pain she was experiencing was due to a sudden “onset of spontaneous aging” before realizing she was being attacked by bees. She then makes a lot of terrible puns about her “bee-day.” It’s so bad, it’s good.
Sneaky, sneaky! While we all had our eyes on Italy awaiting George Clooney‘s imminent wedding, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie snuck off to France to get secret married. The ceremony took place at their wine-growing estate Château Miraval in the village of Correns last Saturday amid close friends and family, and all of their kids reportedly participated.
The Associated Press first reported the news after Pitt got a marriage license from a local California judge (the same judge reportedly conducted the non-denominational ceremony in France). The couple’s rep confirmed the wedding, but so far there’s no statement from the stars. Pitt was photographed on Thursday wearing a wedding band, and George Clooney has already offered his congratulations.