–David Beckham just posted a rather adorable photo of Victoria on Facebook with the rather adorable caption “See I told you she smiles.”
–Amanda Bynes had a nose job this weekend, and is promising to share some video about it. Um, goodie?
-Speaking of Kanye, his new interview in W is long but well worth your time. The best part is when he rails against an unnamed designer for inviting him to a fashion show on the condition he not attend any other shows. “Nobody can tell me where I can and can’t go. Man, I’m the No. 1 living and breathing rock star. I am Axl Rose; I am Jim Morrison; I am Jimi Hendrix.” West is not smiling as he says this, and his voice is getting louder with each sentence. “You can’t say that you love music and then say that Kanye West can’t come to your show! To even think they could tell me where I could and couldn’t go is just ludicrous. It’s blasphemous—to rock ’n’ roll, and to music.” Amazing. My other favourite quote? “Anyone who meets me for the first time and is not slightly nervous is completely full of shit.” Ok, I’ll stop now. Just go read the whole thing. I’ll wait.
-Of all the ridiculous conspiracy theories surrounding the final season of Mad Men, this one might just be my fave.
–Angelina Jolie was all business today at her debut at the UN Security Council, urging world leaders to do more to combat warzone rapes.
–Robert Pattinson just went up a couple of notches in my books now that Ellen Page showed up to his birthday party. (But the presence of Fifty Shades author EL James might knock him back down.)
-Speaking of EL James, Charles Dance (aka Game of Thrones‘ Tywin Lannister) read an excerpt of Fifty Shades of Grey on a British game show. Cripes, I love that they can get away with saying things like “kinky f*ckery” on network TV.
-In other Game of Thrones news, it takes a lot (A LOT) for me to see photos of Nicolaj Coster-Waldau (aka Jamie Lannister) and notice anything besides his pretty, pretty face, but Cameron Diaz’s Spanx is pulling my focus in these pics from the set of their new movie.
–Chris O’Dowd freaked Kristen Wiig out by accidentally eating a fly when then were doing a talk show together.
–Demi Lovato thanked her fans for the outpouring of Twitter love following the death of her father.
–Channing Tatum and Jamie Foxx showed off their salsa moves on Univision.
-I’m not sure how Sandra Bullock‘s wardrobe choices for The Heat‘s promo tour led to her being accused of “pulling a Jennifer Aniston,” but in any case, she looks great.
-In case you were wondering, Kate Gosselin is still an idiot.
–Star Wars creator George Lucas married his longtime girlfriend at Skywalker Ranch this weekend.
-The CW is airing a Hunger Games-style reality show this summer? Uh, they’ve seen the movie, right?
–Justin Bieber lost another monkey. Why do people keep giving him monkeys?!
-Meanwhile, the Biebz took a tumble this weekend and Instagramed a video showing off his injuries.
–Jim Carrey spent the weekend Tweeting about how he doesn’t want to do any press for Kick-Ass 2 because “in all good conscience” he doesn’t think he can “support that level of violence” post-Sandy Hook. That’s all well and good, but now everyone’s wondering if he thinks in all good conscience that he can cash his Kick-Ass 2 paycheque.
–Katy Perry and John Mayer reportedly enjoyed a “cuddly” date in NYC. So that’s still happening.
–This GIF of Morgan Freeman on Fallon is everything.
–Miranda Kerr is talking some crap about how the secret to a great marriage is all about traditional gender roles and making your husband “feel important when you ask for their help.” Uh huh. And just how important does your husband feel when you pull stuff like this?
–Gossip Girl‘s Kelly Rutherford continues to endure Hollywood’s nastiest divorce. She just had to file for bankruptcy amidst her custody battle.
–Anthony Kiedis brawled with a Rolling Stone security guard who assumed he was just another greasy fan.
-The next time you think your social life is lame, just remember this: Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez were recently spotted at a Chili’s.
–Aaron Carter claims he was attacked by a gang of vicious NKOTB fans. No, really.
-Sweet! A sequel to The Trip has begun filming.
–Miley Cyrus‘ parents don’t really look like a couple who just announced their divorce plans.
-Speaking of marital status, the guy who plays Adam on Girls just got hitched.
-The second trailer has landed for Prince Avalanche, starring Paul Rudd and Emile Hirsch.