-For about a half a minute on E! News’ site this afternoon, there was a story with the headline “Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Spotted Holding Hands.” The story was quickly pulled, but it didn’t take long for the rumour to take hold. E! soon replaced it with a softer report, saying the pair were spotted together today looking “fairly comfortable with each other.” (Just in case you weren’t already convinced Twihards were scary, check out this insane exchange between an E! reporter and one of them about the report. H/t to Jay)
–Kanye West‘s album has leaked online. I’m sure he’ll soon respond in the most totally rational, level-headed way possible.
-Meanwhile,I love how everyone’s already tweeting their favourite lines from the album. It only took 45 minutes for “Hurry up with my damn croissants” to become a catchphrase.
-Is Rosamund Pike throwing shade at Carey Mulligan in this Vogue interview? “Since Carey has become so famous, I don’t see her so much anymore.”
-Speaking of Vogue, Katy Perry looks lovely on her first cover.
-This killed me: it’s the names of Game of Thrones characters…according to someone’s dad.
-Here we go again: three years after briefly splitting, Miley Cyrus‘s parents have filed for divorce again.
-Congrats to Selena Gomez, who has a new baby sister.
–Elaine Stritch is my goddamn spirit animal. This interview slays me!
-In other good reads, this article on how Beverly Hills 90201 ruined the writer’s life is great.
-We’ve seen Rob Lowe as JFK; now here’s our first look at Ginnifer Goodwin as Jackie O. (More like Jackie “Oh, honey, no!”)
–Rachel McAdams was the surprise guest of honour at a ceremony in her hometown because she’s still awesome.
-Speaking of sweet homegrown actors, Seth Rogen says he still feels like a Canadian “outsider” in LA.
–Sam Roberts proves no one in Montreal knows him by busking on the street — with pitiful results.
-The reviews may be mixed when in comes to Man of Steel, but all the critics are agreeing on one thing: Henry Cavill‘s supernatural hotness.
-Looks like Sandra Bullock is turning up the heat to promote The Heat. Yowza!
-Meanwhile, her costar Melissa McCarthy keeps it classy when she talks about being called “tractor-sized,” “obese,” and a “hippo” in a movie review.
–This article perfectly charts every girl my age’s evolving feelings for Rivers Cuomo in the ’90s.
-Word is Gwyneth Paltrow‘s unauthorized Vanity Fair profile will run in the September issue. I’m going to start marking big red Xs in my calendar tomorrow!
-Meanwhile, Gwyneth was actually photographed with her husband. That’s like stumbling across an extinct animal in the wild!
–Steven Spielberg predicted the “implosion” of the film industry during a panel discussion with George Lucas.
-The second Elysium trailer is just as riveting as the first. God, I hope this movie is as good as it looks.