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June 3, 2013

Miley Cyrus “Can’t Stop” – Even Though We May Want Her To


Miley Cyrus says her new ecstasy-referencing song gives clues on “where I’m at in my life right now.” She needs to reverse course immediately because this thing is terrible.

Angelina Jolie looked amazing at the World War Z premiere this weekend. Perfect dress choice with that black, backless Saint Laurent gown: demure but still sexy. (It was enough to make everyone gloss over the fact that she reportedly skipped her aunt’s funeral for the premiere.)

-Meanwhile, anyone else think it’s hil-ar-i-ous that someone asked Brad Pitt about body odor?

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a girl. I can’t wait for Suri’s Burn Book to be all over this!

-In other baby news, Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan just had a daughter. It’s weird how legitimately happy I am for him right now…

-Thank god HBO ran this unintentionally hilarious promo for The Newsroom before last night’s Game of Thrones. I’m pretty sure it’s the only thing that prevented mass bridge-jumpings.

-Speaking of GoT, this reaction video to last night’s episode killed me. (I relate to the girl who kept pulling the blanket over her head and squealing.)

Karl Lagerfeld is taking credit for Adele’s recent weight loss because of course.

Michael Douglas blaming his cancer solely on oral sex is, um, weird…but at least it’s shining light on the HPV vaccine.

-Now that the USA Network passed on picking up Happy Endings, there’s little hope we’ll ever get new eps. : /

Adam Scott just tweeted this photo, which makes me very excited. If he spent the rest of his acting career teaming up with his famous friends to recreate cheezy ’80s TV theme songs, I wouldn’t complain. Much.

-I have a lot of weighty, critically-acclaimed books waiting to be read (including this one), but I ended up ignoring them all this weekend to devour Lauren Graham‘s delightful chick lit debut. Glad she’s already working on another one.

-I can’t believe this is real life, but Dan Harmon just confirmed the rumours that he’s returning to Community. To further twist the knife, he may also record a DVD commentary on the season he missed.

-Engaged wuvbirds Alexis Bledel and Vincent Kartheiser are trying to out-pale each other on vacation in Hawaii.

-It was bad enough to think I was following real Blake Lively on Twitter, but I just discovered I was following fake Blake Lively. The depths of my shame knows no limits.

-Meanwhile, Blake made a rare red carpet appearance with hubby Ryan Reynolds this weekend. And she’ll be at tonight’s CFDAs. Is she finally done with her self-imposed domestic quarantine?

-I’m surprised it took this long for Amanda Bynes to be evicted from her NYC apartment.

-Also, she seems proud of her recent batpoop behaviour, saying all of the kerfuffle surrounding her means she’s “become more famous.” Uh oh.

-The reports that Michael Fassbender may not be the nicest person in the world continue to pile up; I continue to stare at my shoes until they go away.

Daniel Radcliffe says he wants to be a young dad. Get on that, ladies!

-It’s a bit insider-y, but the Nikkie Finke vs. The Wrap vs. Deadline drama is riveting.

-A whole bunch of boldfaces showed up for actress Lake Bell’s wedding this weekend, including Jennifer Aniston and Cameron Diaz.

-In other star-studded wedding news, Kristen Stewart attended the nuptials of Bates Motel star Max Thieriot.

-I know she’s soon going to be projected on the big screen in even greater detail, but looking at photos of Jennifer Lawrence in her blue X-Men bodysuit makes me feel like a creepster.

-Will Ferrell’s IFC show Spoils of Babylon just added a bunch of awesome people to the cast, including Kristen Wiig, Michael Sheen, Tim Robbins and Tobey Maguire. They also added Jessica Alba.

-Speaking of Alba, the international trailer for Machete Kills just landed.