-This week in “Lindsay Lohan Doesn’t Deserve The Internet” News, she Instagrammed a bedroom shot of herself with The Wanted’s Max George, and then Tweeted about the anniversary of Heath Ledger‘s death for attention.
-Speaking of gross tweets, Carl’s Jr. really outdid themselves with this one.
-The Beyonce lip-synching scandal is really sad, especially when you hear how great she was in soundcheck. The Marine Corps Band has retracted its earlier statement, making the whole thing even cloudier.
-Also sad: is Bey turning into GOOP?
-Speaking of Beyonce, is she working on a collab with H&M?
–Joseph Gordon-Levitt just scored the biggest deal to come out of Sundance 2013 yet, selling his directorial debut Don Jon’s Addiction to Relativity for wide release.
–Britney Spears removed her $90,000 engagement ring and replaced it with sideboob. Is she reverting back to her old ways?
–Selena Gomez seems to be doing just fine without Justin Bieber, partying until 2:30 a.m. with a new guy.
-This is the freakiest thing I’ve seen in a while. It’s what happens when your brain can’t fully process the whole image and fills in the details, apparently.
–Russell Crowe just proved he has a sense of humour (!) by retweeting this.
-Swatting is a stupid and terrible new trend, but does the fact that Chris Brown and Kris Jenner are the latest targets make it just a hair less stupid and terrible?
-The woman who played Mrs. Garrett on Facts of Life just revealed her husband was gay. You take the good, you take the bad…
-ABC just pulled Don’t Trust the B in Apt 23 from its schedule. Do you know what this means? Both Dawson and Pacey have disappeared from our TV screens in the span of a week. Sigh.
–James Van Der Beek has already responded to the news. Sadly, it was not with this.
-Speaking of TV, I wasn’t keen on the idea of a Vampire Diaries spinoff until I found out it was going to focus on this guy. Sold!
–Jessica Alba‘s umbrella holder = worst job in the world?
-Ya gotta give James Franco this: the man just won’t stop trying.
–Chris Pratt shared some adorable photos of his new kid on Ellen.
-Speaking of babies, Shakira has arrived at the hospital to give birth.
–Rihanna is following Justin Bieber‘s lead and showing off a butt pic on social media.
–Lindsay Lohan has reportedly turned down Dancing with the Stars. So far.
-Woah. David Fincher is in talks to direct Gone Girl.
-The new trailer for At Any Price, starring Zac Efron and Dennis Quaid, has landed. Is this just a really quickly turned-around sequel to Promised Land?
