-How nice of NBC to make sure we can all enjoy our night on March 12 instead of feeling the need to stay home and watch SNL.
–Ryan Phillippe is trying his hand at stand-up comedy. If he really wants to get the crowd laughing, he should just show clips from Secrets and Lies.
-We as a society need to host an intervention with Sarah Michelle Gellar about her career, because this is a bad idea. Willow already has the banner: -I have no desire to watch the Full House reboot, but I’m very entertained by the hilarious reviews. My favourite: “It’s like a porn parody without the porn.”
–Shailene Woodley looks fresh-faced and lovely on the new cover of InStyle, in which she describes her dating life using a pretty boss pie metaphor: “I’m very curious to see where my life ends up when it comes to partnership. I always think of my life as a pie. My pie is f–king fine. I’ve got the best pie! It’s so delicious. If you want to add some ice cream and s–t on top, you are welcome to join the party, but you don’t get to take a slice of my pie.”
-In her new Elle story (no, I still haven’t forgiven the terrible cover shot) Brie Larson reveals she hasn’t spoken to her father in 10 years.
-This is right: Rachel McAdams isn’t hitting the award circuit hard for a win, she’s doing it for momentum. And she’s clearly hired a new stylist. I can’t remember a time she’s had this many fashion hits in a row.
–Matt Lauer kept trying to get Katie Holmes to talk about Tom Cruise, but she (very diplomatically) shut it all down. Someone needs to give her media trainer a raise.
-Not going to lie: I really needed these photos of Tom Hardyfilming a skinny dipping scene today. Bless you, interwebs! –Rose Byrne and Bobby Cannavale (aka – the celeb couple I always forget about but still adore) just welcomed a son.
-Toronto narrowly avoided Roosh V‘s MRA meetup (thanks to the badass bitches of the Toronto Newsgirls Boxing Club), and now Flight of the Conchords star Jemaine Clementexpertly trolled himon Twitter. God, that’s beautiful.
-I love that the internet is now obsessed with guessing who Liam Neeson‘s “incredibly famous” new girlfriend is. Charlize Theron? Kristen Stewart? Nigella Lawson? This is more intriguing than the last Taken movie…
Jennifer Westfeldt and Jon Hamm in 2001’s Kissing Jessica Stein. (Fox)
-The summer that love died ended with a bang: after months of speculation and rumours of bad behaviour, Jon Hamm and Jennifer Westfeldt confirmedthey’ve ended their 18-year(!) relationship.
-Yay for Taraji P. Henson and Gina Rodriguez landing on Glamour’s October cover! Oh, and Emma Roberts is there too, I guess.
-Meanwhile, Emma Roberts and Evan Peters are back together. This should end well.
–Damon Wayansdefended Bill Cosby in an interview with The Breakfast Club radio program, saying (among other horrible things) that some of his accusers are “un-rape-able. I look at them and go, ‘No, he don’t want that. Get outta here!'” Following the inevitable backlash, he’s now saying it was sarcasm and people are twisting his words. Sure.
–Sandra Bullock’s new boyfriend once allegedly smeared dog shit on his neighbour’s door. In his defense, his neighbours sound like awful people.
–Anne Hathaway tried starting a book club with Emily Blunt and Jessica Chastain, but they’re both working so hard they don’t have time to read.
-Is Tom Brady throwing his support behind Donald Trump? Man, this really is his summer of stupid decisions, huh?
–Tom also denied reports of trouble in his marriage to Gisele Bundchen.
–Stephen Colbert’s late-night rivals gave him some terrible advice before the debut of his new show later tonight.
-Set your DVRs: last year’s best comedy You’re The Worst comes back tomorrow night. (I adore the photos in this feature on its star, Aya Cash.)
-In every recent photo of Kristen Stewart, she just looks so very happy. It’s nice.
–Miss Piggy has moved on from Kermit to…Josh Groban?
-Netflix is reportedly considering a third season of Black Mirror.Yay! I saw a panel with Hayley Atwell this weekend at Fan Expo and she was talking about how haunted she was by her episode of that show. Her and me both.
–Tom Hardy is not embarrassedby those old underwear selfies on MySpace. Nor should he be.
-Captain America: Civil War will not be based on the comic book? Then why the hell did I sit through my coworker’s 20 minute explanation of it?!
-Rumours are circulating that Warner Bros is pushing for edits/reshoots to add more Batmanin the upcoming Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice. Oh yes, because more Ben Affleck solves everything.
-Also, here’s our first look at Mattback as Jason Bourne in next summer’s Bourne 5.
–Trainspotting 2will reportedly be Danny Boyle’s next film, with all four main actors returning. I don’t know how I feel about this…
-So much yes to this case for making Keegan-Michael Key our next rom-com leading man.
–Jason Reitman has been slowly revealing the cast of his TIFF Princess Bride live read on Twitter. So far, Donald Glover and Gael Garcia Bernal are on board so I’m already swooning.
-See Jake Gyllenhaal deal with depression in the trailer for Demolition. This looks promising.
-Watch Sandra Bullock try to rescue a Latin American democracy in the trailer for Our Brand Is Crisis (aka – the only movie I tried and failed to get tickets for at TIFF).
-I have no desire to watch the Full House reboot, but I’m very entertained by the hilarious reviews. My favourite: “It’s like a porn parody without the porn.”
–Rose Byrne and Bobby Cannavale (aka – the celeb couple I always forget about but still adore) just 