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Are Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher Engaged?

Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher in That 70s Show. (Fox)
Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher in That 70s Show. (Fox)

-There’s lots of chatter about a possible Mila Kunis/Ashton Kutcher engagement. Sigh.

-This seems to be the week of celebrity real estate porn. Now Gisele and Tom Brady are inviting us into their house.

-I apologize for the wonky/light posting schedule for the next week or so — it’s TIFF! My first film is tonight, which will feature the reunion of two actresses and a director who are currently at war with each other. Should be a tense room.

–Terrance Howard is already in town for the festival, and he delighted the crowd in Shangri-La’s lobby last night with an impromptu performance. (I wouldn’t have been delighted. I would have hid behind the nearest security guard, but that’s just me.)

-I’m seriously crushing on Nicole Richie’s hair.

–Britney Spears will perform on Good Morning America. I’m going to DVR the hell out of that.

-I actually really dig Scarlett Johansson’s engagement ring.

-Jeff Daniels spilled the beans about The Newsroom’s fate on Twitter yesterday, and HBO has since responded.

–Sarah Silverman‘s 19-year-old dog Doug died this week, and her post about it is a heart-shredder.

-There was talk that Zoe Saldana may be secretly engaged. Now there’s talk that she may be secretly married.

-19-year-old Dakota Fanning is dating a 32-year-old male model, which must not creep his friends out at all.

–Lamar Odom has reportedly checked into rehab for drug and alcohol abuse.

–Matt Bomer is pretending to be not totally freaked out by the fan petition to have him replace Charlie Huffman in Fifty Shades of Grey.

-Here’s the promo for the upcoming season of Grey’s Anatomy, for the three of you out there still watching.

–Kate Winslet and her belly bump were spotted on the way to TIFF.

-Everyone’s trying to figure out what will happen in the final four episodes of Breaking Bad based on their titles, which is adorable.

-The Emmys continue to sound like they’ll be a good time this year. Just announced presenting duos include Tina Fey & Amy Poehler and Zooey & Emily Deschanel.

-Speaking of Amy, the new Parks and Recreation bloopers slay me.

-A new Gravity trailer has landed. Someone on Twitter called it “shart-inducing,” which pretty much captures it.

Jennifer Aniston Goes Glam for Glamour

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–Jennifer Aniston covers the new Glamour, where she reveals that she really, really likes tank tops. Like, really.

-Woah. Simon Cowell has knocked up his best friend’s wife. Well, former best friend.

–Nigella Lawson and Charles Saatchi were granted a preliminary divorce after a hearing that lasted all of 70 seconds.

-Full House star Jodie Sweetin is denying reports that she’s back in rehab.

-I keep thinking that I want to go blondish, which is ridic because I can barely drag myself to the hairdresser for upkeep every few months as it is. But Gabrielle Union is making me want to soo bad!!

–Rihanna has won a victory in a legal battle against Topshop.

–DMX filed for bankruptcy…so he could go to Europe.

-Remember Emily Nussbaum’s defense of Sex and the City from a few weeks ago? Chris Noth thinks she’s spot on.

-Now that Breaking Bad is wrapping up, studios are in hot pursuit of Vince Gilligan – deservedly so.

–Neil Patrick Harris said on Conan last night that he doesn’t mind if you touch his butt. Something tells me he’s soon going to regret saying that.

-Meanwhile, NPH is a big fan of Nick Jonas‘ sexy selfies.

–Paul Haggis, who knows a thing or two about leaving Scientology, is jumping to Leah Remini’s defense.

-Uh oh. Madonna is eyeing a new movie.

-Aw nuts! Rob Lowe and Rashida Jones are both leaving Parks And Recreation. My heart is LITERALLY breaking.

-This might be the happiest Joaquin Phoenix has ever looked ever.

–David Conrad (who I’ve loved ever since Relativity), has just signed on to Joss Whedon’s new show, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

–Bryan Cranston talked about walking around Comic Con wearing a Bryan Cranston mask on Letterman last night.

–Christian Bale, Amy Adams and Jennifer Lawrence lay on the sleaze in the new trailer for David O. Russell‘s American Hustle. Is Bale doing Ryan Gosling at 1:40?

Diane Lane and Josh Brolin Are Getting Divorced

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–Diane Lane and Josh Brolin‘s (sometimes volatile) eight-year marriage is over, which may explain a lot of blind items that have been floating around lately (not to mention those whispers about the nature of their relationship that have been circulating for a while.)

–Prince Harry and his girlfriend Cressida Bona were photographed enjoying a ski vacation. He certainly has a type, no?

-Speaking of romantic vacations, Rihanna celebrated her 25th birthday with Chris Brown in Hawaii.

-Meanwhile, do you want to see a topless Rihanna and Kate Moss draped over each other? Of course you do.

–Mila Kunis is reportedly moving into Ashton Kutcher’s Hollywood Hills mansion, making it even harder to pass off their entire relationship as a fever dream. I’m gonna keep trying, though!

-Those “creative differences” that caused Shia LaBeouf to drop out of a Broadway play ended up being based on a beef (a LaBeouf?) with Alec Baldwin. Yesterday, Shia publicly released transcripts of his e-mail apologies to Baldwin and Tom Sturridge, which is a douchey move. Even more douchey? His apology emails were actually lifted straight from Esquire. The only silver lining in this entire story is that it gives us a glimpse into Alec Baldwin‘s email etiquette, which is righteously awesome. “I don’t have an unkind word to say about you. You have my word.” It’s like it was written by Jack Donaghy himself!

-Meanwhile, Ben Foster will replace Shia in the play.

–Will Arnett is the latest star to jump ship on Up All Night. He’s already accepted a role in an untitled comedy pilot for CBS.

-Speaking of NBC shows that aren’t coming back, Smash’s Jack Davenport has signed on for a new gig.

-The upside of NBC’s total ratings freefall? Shows are usually on the bubble this time of year like Parks and Recreation and Parenthood are pretty much a lock for renewal because the network has nothing else. But Parks creator Mike Schur says he didn’t know that when they wrote tonight’s wedding episode, which is why it feels like a series ender. (If you haven’t seen it yet, don’t watch both of tonight’s new eps back-to-back. The first 1/2 hour is perfect and should stand alone. Save ep 2 — directed by Ron ‘Effing Swanson! — for the upcoming stretch of repeats.)

–Kelly Osbourne might be a bit wobbly on the red carpet Sunday night. She sprained her ankle trying to avoid falling into a public toilet, which is as good excuse as any.

-Speaking of the Oscars, the MSN crew let me crash their Oscar prediction podcast. Listen to it here.

-In a new twist, this year’s Oscars will not conclude with the Best Picture announcement. Instead, we’re getting a closing musical number.

-How does it feel when your ex is nominated for an Oscar? The ex-girlfriend of a producer on Beasts of the Southern Wild wants to tell you all about it.

-Meanwhile, in a last-minute attempt to sway Oscar voters, Hugh Jackman dressed as Lincoln on Letterman last night.

-A judge shut down Jason Patric‘s bid for custody of his son, which is not that interesting. What is interesting is how that son came to be: When Jason broke up with his girlfriend he told her he wouldn’t give her any money but would give her his sperm for artificial insemination.

–The Americans just got renewed for a second season.

–Taylor Swift had a grand ol’ time at the Brits after party, dancing with Frank Ocean and Carey Mulligan.

–Demi Lovato and Wilmer Valderrama spent Valentine’s Day together. Is that still happening?!

-I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks Justin Timberlake is sleepwalking through his comeback performances.

-I love this career retrospective with Linda Cardellini, in which she reflects on Freaks & Geeks, ER and more.

–Nick Cave will do a Twitter Q&A with fans, but don’t expect him to like it.

-Congrats to Wiz Khalifa and Amber Rose, who just welcomed a baby boy named Sebastian “The Bash” Taylor Thomaz.

-Last week’s haunted house episode had glimmers of hope so I don’t think Community’s season 4 has become “unbearably sad” just yet, but apparently the next two eps are pretty abysmal.

–Seth Rogen guest-stars on The Mindy Project next week. Here’s a clip.