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Jennifer Lawrence Talks Fame, Breakups and JLo in Vogue

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-The September issue of Vogue has landed, and with it comes a ton of bon mots from cover girl Jennifer Lawrence’s interview, including a joke about her split from Nicolas Hoult, a snippet of a conversation with her BFF, and her story about getting mean-girled by Jennifer Lopez. 

-Speaking of magazine covers, Beyoncé and dead people sell them. Nicki Minaj does not.

-I apologize to your eyeballs in advance, but photos have surfaced of Justin Bieber getting butt-naked with his guitar to serenade his grandma.

-In other retina-assaulting news, Madonna now has grillz.

-The internet is buzzing about how Katy Perry’s new song sounds a lot like Sara Bareilles‘ last single, but Bareilles just wants everyone to chill.

–Nigella Lawson‘s ex-husband continues to be a raging jerkface. While doing a phone interview with the Daily Mail, he put his 18-year-old daughter on the line to read a statement about how Nigella had “abandoned her” since the split.

-Hilarious: recognizing TV’s current obsession with violent dramas, NBC has put together a cable-style promo for the new season of Parks and Recreation.

-Speaking of Parks and Rec, Amy Poehler just landed the lead vocal role in a new Pixar flick.

-I missed last night’s Teen Choice Awards, but I definitely teared up this morning while watching Lea Michele‘s tribute to Cory Monteith. Well done. (Also, she looked great.)

-I’m also sorry that I missed Troian Bellisario’s bitchface when Selena Gomez won.

-It makes me weirdly, inexplicably happy that Pitch Perfect‘s Anna Camp and Skylar Astin are dating IRL. It almost makes up for what she wore last night.

–Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth were both at last night’s Teen Choice Awards, but they didn’t walk the red carpet together and were seated separately.  Just rip the band-aid, you two!

–Kerry Washington sang a duet with Jordin Sparks backstage at the TCAs, proving there’s nothing she can’t do.

–Courteney Cox broke her wrist. No worries — she can always put a straw in Big Blue.

–Angelina Jolie doesn’t just give Jennifer Aniston nightmares; she also scares children.

–Jennifer Aniston is denying pregnancy rumours…again.

–Sarah Jessica Parker was supposed to play Gloria Steinem in Lovelace, but all her scenes were left on the cutting room floor.

-Congrats to George Lucas: the Star Wars creator and his wife just had a baby girl.

-I am in love with the neckline of Rachel McAdams’ dress.

–Victoria Beckham tweeted a photo of her decidedly unglamorous vacation spot in Malibu.

-For some reason, I’ve decided that doing this blog,  a daily column for MSN, restaurant reviews, and Amazing Race recaps — not to mention my full-time job — just wasn’t time-consuming enough, so I’m now doing weekly Breaking Bad columns as well. Support my insanity, won’t you?

-Speaking of Breaking Bad, it seems a whole lotta people caught up with it over the summer. Last night’s return scored it’s highest ratings ever with 5.9M viewers. It’s previous high was 2.9M.

–Aaron Paul used to date Samaire Armstrong from The OC. Mind = blown.

-Oh happy day! George Clooney is doing press for The Monuments Men. (The only time I’ve ever side-eyed my Georgie was in 2010 when he said he was refusing to do press for any more films. I’m glad he’s changed his mind. I hate it when we fight…)

-Sweet: Happy Endings star Casey Wilson and New Girls’ June Diane Raphael are developing a new sitcom for ABC.

-The preview clips for Oprah‘s interview with Lindsay Lohan are coming fast and furious. The latest one even includes a comment from Lohan herself, who says “I’m my own worst enemy.”

–Kanye West just bought two ridiculous $1M armoured SUVs. His ego needs protection.

-The trailer for How I Live Now has landed.  Saoirse Ronan FTW!

Channing Tatum Shows Off Baby Everly

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–Channing Tatum Instagrammed a photo of his new daughter Everly for Father’s Day. Cute kid, but my god is he wearing a baja hoodie? I’m gonna go ahead and blame that one on new parent sleep deprivation.

-This Nigella Lawson story is beyond disturbing. Her husband Charles Saatchi was photographed choking her at a restaurant. Despite him dismissing it as a “playful tiff,” she was photographed leaving the restaurant in tears and has since left the home they share.

-While Kanye West was (surprisingly) at Kim Kardashian’s side during the birth of their daughter, the internet delivered a (very blurry) clip from his homage to American Psycho.

-Meanwhile, Kim‘s BFF, Jonathan Cheban, says she’s “doing amazing” after giving birth. Oh, and rumour has it the baby’s name is probably going to start with K (though bookies are giving greater odds to the names North, South and Donda).

-Meanwhile, Beyonce posted a congratulations note on her website.

-Remember that Chilean miner drama? It’s being made into a movie…starring Jennifer Lopez. So clearly, they’re super concerned about portraying the story realistically.

-Oh Christ. Chris Brown‘s new video features an Aaliyah hologram. Because her family hasn’t been through enough?

–Jay-Z just announced his new album…via a Samsung commercial.

-The National Guard is trying to recruit people by releasing a video showing Henry Cavill working out shirtless. Sign me up!

-E! News has exclusive pics of Lindsay Lohan smoking outside her rehab centre, which they’re promoting as some kind of big get. Um, yay?

-A recent appearance in London by Madonna has left everyone raising their eyebrows (which, judging by her face, she can no longer do).

-And this is why we should never expect pageant contestants to skillfully answer questions about things like pay inequity.

-According to Slate, This Is the End isn’t really about the apocalypse; it’s about Canadian guilt. Uh, sure.

-As much as I love and adore Retta, her True Blood pre-show last night on HBO was beyond awkward. But I do appreciate this photo from it, which has Stephen Moyer and Alexander Skarsgard doing the prom pose.

–Charlie Sheen and Selma Blair are reportedly butting heads on the set of Anger Management after she complained to producers about his work ethic. Ok, but she signed up for a Charlie Sheen sitcom. What exactly was she expecting?!

-Here’s the first teaser for HBO’s True Detective starring Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson.

–Dan Harmon isn’t even back on the Community set yet and already he’s pissing all over season four. Isn’t this the kind of ‘tude that got him fired in the first place?

-I didn’t know I wanted to see a Jon Snow training montage set to super-cheesy ’80s music — and now I don’t know how I lived without it.

-Meanwhile, my crush on Game of Thrones star Nikolaj Coster-Waldau (Jaime Lannister) grows with every delightful interview.

–Brad Pitt was on GMA today and he looked, um, not great. Also, I just want to wash his hair.

-Now Amanda Bynes is going after Modern Family star Sarah Hyland — whose boyfriend is having none of it.

–Kate Moss is set to pose nude for Playboy’s 60th anniversary issue.

–Jeff Garlin was arrested and briefly jailed this weekend after he allegedly got in a fight over a parking space with another driver.

-In a very long, very thoughtful blog post, Patton Oswalt says he’s changed his tune when it comes to defending rape jokes.

-Is it wrong that the idea of Buffy writer Marti Noxon penning the new Tomb Raider movie makes me all tingly?

-There are a whole lot of celebrity drinks out there — and Lindy West from Jezebel tried to drink them all.

-Everyone’s raving about Leonardo DiCaprio in the new The Wolf of Wall Street trailer. I don’t know — I kind of feel like I need a vacation from him for a bit. Or maybe Matthew McConaughey‘s wig is just making me angry.