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Holly Madison Airs Playboy’s Dirty Laundry

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–Holly Madison reveals that the Playboy mansion is a soul-sucking hellhole, shocking no one. (This is a long read, but sooo good.)

–Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner have escaped to the Bahamas with their kids amid the divorce drama. Ok, so where can WE go to escape it?

-A fake news report posted online connects Ant-Man to the larger Marvel universe. Oh sorry, I mean “the MCU.” *hangs head in geek shame*

-Here’s the first look at Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (a book I LOVED!). I was worried by the top photo that it would be more Harlequin than Regency, but the other photos are much better.

–Prince giveth, and then Prince taketh away. After surprise-releasing a song yesterday, he then made all his other music extremely hard to find.

-So maybe we shouldn’t be feeling so bad for Paris Hilton after all. She might have been paid millions for that plane crash hoax.

–Amy Schumer went so far as to meet with Jon Stewart to talk about taking over The Daily Show.

-There’s a “female stampede” to the theatres to see Magic Mike. Last night’s audience was comprised of 96% females — that’s the biggest female share ever, better than Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants (96%) and Sex and the City 2 (90%). So expect a new wave of gob-smacked “Gosh, it looks like women-driven movies can actually make money” on Monday.

-The Heart of Dixie boys being all cute and familial with each other is giving me a lot of feels.

-Here’s the The Affair Season 2 teaser. Remember how that show had an amazing pilot and then fell completely off a cliff.

-HBO has released a full trailer for 7 Days in Hell starring Andy Samberg and Kit Harington as two tennis sensations in their quest to win Wimbledon. It might be the greatest mockumentary of all time?

–Alexis Bledel and Katherine Heigl are getting married in the new trailer for indie drama Jenny’s Wedding.

-Next time I’m trying to convince someone to catch up on iZombie over the summer (which seems to be a daily convo), I’m just going to point them to this “10 Ways That iZombie Is Basically Veronica Mars” article instead.

-Yeah, Marc Jacobs posted a butt pic. What’s it to you?

Gwyneth Paltrow Tries to Convince Us She’s Super Laid-Back — With Her Abs

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-In her new Women’s Health cover story, Gwyneth Paltrow insists she’s a cool, down-to-earth chick who isn’t as high maintenance as we’ve been led to believe. On her beauty routine, she laughs, “I’m not like, ‘Then I use this masque that I make on my stove.'” On parenting, she insists, “I don’t believe in saying, ‘You’re not allowed that.’ If my kids want a Shirley Temple with the radioactive cherry in it, go for it, you know?” Ahh, why’d she have to say “radioactive.” She sounded *thisclose* to being normal!

-I never thought I’d agree with an article titled “It’s Time for Katherine Heigl to Return to Grey’s Anatomy,” but this makes a lot of sense.

-Ugh, these behind-the-scenes details about the inappropriate behaviour of Mad Men actor Paul Johansson during a Buzzfeed interview are super cringey. Dude needs to simmer down and remember he’ll always be known as the guy who’s heart was eaten by a dog.

-Whew! Supernatural’s Jared Padalecki seems to be fine after sending a series of distressing tweets.

-On today’s Ellen, Melissa McCarthy further expanded on her verbal bitchslap of a reporter who criticized her looks.

–Emily Blunt adds her voice to high heel outcry at the Cannes Film Festival. Thank gawd that rule didn’t exist when I was there.

-Now that it’s been confirmed that Julianna Margulies and Archie Panjabi didn’t shoot their final scene together, whenever you tell someone you hate your coworker, you now need to clarify if you “Good Wife hate” your coworker.

-And that was the day I decided to follow Grant Gustin…

-The comments in this story about celebrities being dicks to their fans are beyond hilarious.

–Amy Schumer tackles police brutality, body image and dog owners in her latest episode.

-I love the Mariah Carey/JLo feud so hard!

-Just in case you didn’t already love Amal, George Clooney says she kept him on one knee for “28 minutes” pleading his case when he proposed.

-Also, George is still not interested in joining Twitter.

–John Greene wants to remind everyone that he’s a novelist, not a casting director. So leave him alone about the Looking For Alaska actors, mmm-kay?

–Gael Garcia Bernal wields a giant machete in The Burning trailer.

–Simon Pegg addressed his comments about the “dumbing down” of blockbusters and our current obsession with “very childish things” like “comic books, superheroes” — though I’m not sure it’s better to admit that he just makes stuff up when he’s bored during interviews.

–Blair Waldorf and Seth Cohen are having a baby!

-Variety has a great cover story on Greg Berlanti. He has a hand in pretty much every show I watch religiously — though I’m not sure about his new Pan movie, based on this trailer.

Jamie Dornan Keeps it Zipped for for Fifty Shades of Grey

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-Somehow, we live in a world where Ben Affleck can go full-frontal in Gone Girl, but Jamie Dornan can’t in Fifty Shades of Grey. Seriously, who’s the target demo for this movie? I’m so confused.

-I’m much more looking forward to seeing him in the second season of The Fall alongside Gillian Anderson, which debuts Nov. 14 in Canada.

–Ariana Grande called the cops on a fan who sent her a 42-pound pumpkin. She also took her diva antics to a new level at the BBC Radio 1 Teen Awards (allegedly).

-In his show last night, John Oliver cast Nick Offerman as a Home Depot employee and it was perfection.

-Speaking of Parks and Rec stars, I haven’t had a chance to crack open my copy of Amy Poehler’s book yet, but I’m loving all the reviews that praise her for depicting herself as prickly  and unlikeable.

–Eliza Dushku was robbed by two dudes in costume who were staying in the same hotel as her on Halloween.  This is inconceivable to me. Didn’t they know she’s Faith and can do that thing where she springs up from the ground on the back of her shoulders? (I love that thing.)

-In this new interview, New Girl’s creator is surprisingly open about how much last season sucked. I’m still not convinced it’s “found its way again,” but we’ll see. I’m much more entertained by The Mindy Project (soon to star Julia Stiles).

-There’s lots of rumours that Beyonce is planning another surprise album drop. Here’s what we know.

-Speaking of leaks, Idris Elba let it slip that he and Tom Hiddleston will be in Avengers: Age of Ultron. (I’m choosing to ignore the part where he complains about how hard being a Marvel movie star is.)

-Has Miley Cyrus nabbed herself a Schwarzenegger?

–Rosanne reunited with her TV children for her birthday (sorry, Sarah Chalke).

–Kevin Spacey‘s celebrity impressions are on point.

-It turns out that Gwyneth Paltrow‘s GOOP has debts of more than $1,800,000. I’m sure they’re artisanal, farm-to-table debts, though.

-Bad news for Robert Pattinson: his new movie with Robert Deniro just shut down due to lack of financing. Kinda feel like this kid needs a career win ASAP.

–Prince’s performance on this weekend’s SNL is life.

-The only good thing about Katherine Heigl getting a new TV show is she’s constantly forced to address rumours of her rudeness.

–Chris Brown is totes over the whole Rihanna beatdown thing and can’t understand why you aren’t too.

-Some conservative magazine read Lena Dunham’s book and is now accusing her of child abuse against her sister, which (rightly) caused her to go into a “rage spiral.”

-In happier Lena Dunham news, here’s the first preview for Girls season 4.

-So I’m not sure I’ve ever actually sat through an entire Fast and Furious movie, but the trailer for the new one is surprisingly pretty great.