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Idris Elba and the Star Trek Cast Dance for Charity

–Idris Elba dancing in this Star Trek promo for Omaze is my new favourite thing ever.

-A teenager asks Bryan Cranston how he liked filming Breaking Bad in Albuquerque,  immediately regrets the question.

-Just in case you were starting to like Jesse Eisenberg, he just likened Comic-Con to genocide and labelled journalists pariahs. So he’s still *that” guy.

–Whoopi Goldberg has finally admitted that Bill Cosby is maybe sorta probably a rapist.

-While everyone makes jokey headlines about 50 Cent‘s bankruptcy, no one seems to be paying attention to the fact that he filed for bankruptcy because he lost a lawsuit for distributing revenge porn.

-Oh, and now he’s playing the victim and saying “when you’re successful, you necome a target.” Yeah, that’s not gross at all.

-Key & Peele’s menstruation PSA is golden. “Be nice to your bitches when they bleeding.”

-God bless Amandla Stenberg for calling out the double standard around black female sexuality following Kylie Jenner’s cornrows photo on Instagram.

–Eric Stonestreet and Bethenny Frankel aren’t confirming or denying reports that they’re dating, but at least they’re having fun with it.

–Amanda Seyfried says a few years ago on one of her big-budget movies, she found out she was getting paid 10% of what her male costar was making.

-Guys, what the heck happened to Bradley Whitford? It’s not like Trophy Wife was that long ago. Also, he divorced Jane Kaczmarek six years ago? I feel like that’s news to me, but perhaps my brain cells just refused to absorb such tragic news.

-NBC says it will still renew Aquarius, despite banishing the drama to Saturdays.How does this make any sense, financially or otherwise?

-Warner Bros. is mad that we all wanted to watch the Suicide Squad trailer after it debuted at Comic-Con, and got really pouty when it ended up online.  This is pretty much the best reaction to it.

-I’m hearing only good things about this Tangerine movie, which was shot almost entirely on an iPhone 5s.

-I don’t know why Kate Hudson is so reluctant to eat ants. I once paid lots of money for that privilege.

-The final Fantastic Four trailer is…not good.

–Owen Wilson hooking up with Imogen Poots in She’s Funny That Way has scarred me for life. And that’s just the trailer.

–Liam Hemsworth and Kate Winslet are in love in this trailer for The Dressmaker (which, sadly, is not about Liam’s secret desire to become a seamstress.)

 

Kristen Stewart Mocked for Terrible Poem

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-There’s no way Kristen Stewart isn’t just trolling us all with her new Marie Claire cover story. No. Way. Not only does she willingly share that horrific, much-talked about poem that everyone’s making fun of today, she also spews a bunch of equally ridiculous quotes. (The best  is when she discusses her regret about not going to college: “If I were as smart as [director Tim Blake Nelson] is, I could have the most killer conversation with anyone because I know I have it in me.” It reminds me of that quote in Pride and Prejudice, when Lady Catherine boasts of piano playing: “If I had ever learnt, I should have been a great proficient.”)  Seriously, no one can be this dense, right? RIGHT?!

-Meanwhile, a new report claims Rupert Sanders is still in love with Kristen Stewart. A quick look at her poetry should cure him right up!

-Not-famous Shia LaBeouf has taken his apology tour to its logical next step: an art exhibit in which he lets people stare at him while he breaks down in tears.

–Katy Perry just can’t stop touching Anna Kendrick’s boobs.

–Jennifer Aniston interviewed Gloria Steinem. Like, in real life.

–Gabrielle Union makes it clear that she’ll be insisting on a prenup before her upcoming wedding.

–Jerry Seinfeld thinks the Lego Movie ripped off his jokes. Maybe, but the difference is the Lego Movie is actually funny.

-I’m glad Wolf is getting released on VOD. I’ve heard nothing but raves about that movie for months.

–Jesse Eisenberg is even more of a smarty pants than we knew. A book of his short stories will be published next year.

-Catelyn Stark lives! Game Of Thrones alum Michelle Fairley is joining Fox’s 24: Live Another Day.

-Speaking of Game of Thrones, one million people voted Emilia Clarke the world’s most desirable woman.

-It’s adorable that people think CNN just leaked the Best Actor winner. The final ballots don’t even get mailed out until Friday (which is why there’s been a flurry of appearances by nominees this week. Gotta stay fresh in voters’ minds!).

-Speaking of campaigning, Jared Leto is crushing it.

-In other nominee appearance news, here’s the 2014 Oscar class photo.

–Julia Roberts didn’t attend yesterday’s Oscar nominees luncheon because of her half-sister’s death.

–Nicole Kidman covers the new issue of InStyle, in which she gets all gushy about Keith Urban: “For every single night he’s away, he leaves me a love letter. Every single night of our relationship.”  (Maybe he learned his lesson from that old leaked cellphone convo between Nicole and Tom Cruise, in which she berated her then-hubby for not sending her a gift or a note on her first day shooting Practical Magic.)

–Leonardo DiCaprio revealed he was once in the running to star in Moulin Rouge.

-The cast of Frozen got together to perform live for the first (and probably only) time ever last night. I can’t wait for Idina Menzel to kill it when she sings “Let It Go” at the Oscars.

-50/50’s Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Seth Rogen are teaming up again for a new Christmas movie.

-Is Charlize Theron mellowing Sean Penn out? Perhaps his tying-up-girlfriends-and-holding-them-hostage days are behind him?

-Meanwhile, Sean’s ex Robin Wright admits to a “sprinkling” of Botox, because she’s awesome.

–Will Ferrell and Red Hot Chili Pepper Chad Smith’s hilarious public feud will end the only way it can: in a drum battle.

–Matt Bomer is brainstorming his Magic Mike 2 looks.

-Here’s the six-minute tracking shot from Sunday night’s True Detective that everyone’s losing their poo over. It’s all very impressive and everything but I just can’t shake the feeling that the show isn’t actually, you know, good.

-Gross: a guy from Burn Notice reportedly left his pregnant wife for a 22-year-old.

-EW has a pretty good roundup of every network show’s chances for renewal/cancellation.

-A Long Way Down premiered at the Berlin Film Festival, and it’s getting very mixed reviews (some liked it, some hated it, and some really hated it). I’m choosing not to care.

–Nicki Minaj continues to test Instagram’s decency policies.

-Sorry, Neil Patrick Harris. Hugh Jackman will return to take over hosting duties for the Tonys this year.

–Kate Middleton recycled another dress to the collective consternation of the internet. At least everyone seems to be pleased by her giant necklace.

-Here’s the first teaser for Mike Judge’s HBO series Silicon Valley.

–Scarlett Johansson plays a sexy alien in the new Under The Skin trailer, which wasn’t well-received at TIFF.

Surprise: Philip Seymour Hoffman Was In Rehab

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Philip Seymour Hoffman in Jack Goes Boating. (Photo: Overture Films)

-It turns out Philip Seymour Hoffman had issues with prescription pills and heroin — and he’s already completed rehab and is back to work, proving that sometimes celebrities can keep their private stuff private when they really want to.

–Miley Cyrus responded to all those breakup rumours by Instagramming herself in what looks like a wedding dress. She also made sure to flash her ring to photogs today.

–Britney Spears‘ dog needs to brush up on her Photoshop skills.

-Is Michael Fassbender dating an Olympian?

–Vince Gilligan is still contemplating a Saul Goodman spin-off from Breaking Bad.

-It’s true: the return of Arrested Development made us all terrible, whiny people.

–Francis Bean turned down the Bella role in Twilight, calling the book “a sexist Mormon piece of shit.”  #MyNewHero

-TMZ is now offering scandal-based tours of NYC. I’m glad I didn’t know about this two weeks ago.

-I love that Hunger Games: Catching Fire launched a fashion blog called “Capitol Couture.”

-Judy Greer has landed another sitcom. Fingers crossed this one sticks!

-I actually think Jesse Eisenberg was kind of hilarious in this interview, especially because the interviewer was acting like she was rolling with their sarcastic vibe (not to mention coming across as more than a little insipid), but then she wrote this blog post about how she was “humiliated” and now he’s everyone thinks he’s a douche.

–Beyoncé is reportedly (and justifiably) unhappy that H&M made her look less bootylicious in her new ads.

-Meanwhile, Beyonce just killed all the pregnancy buzz by posted a photo of her drinking wine.

–Kanye West reportedly “feels weird” about being the only guy at Kim‘s baby shower this weekend. Really? So now he’s worried about seeming weird?

–Lance Bass is the latest celebrity to feel Amanda Bynes’ wrath after he was stupid enough to dare offer her help.

-The cast cull continues on Revenge. The girl who plays Ashley is the latest to be shown the door.

-LCD Soundsystem’s James Murphy just designed an actual sound system, because he’s awesome.

–Samuel L. Jackson is not actually quitting acting to become a crime-fighting vigilante, he’s just posting videos of 300-word monologues for charity.

-Is this interview with Kirk Cameron on his “sad birthday photo” real? Because if so, it might be the best thing in the history of ever.

–Oprah used her Harvard commencement to push for better gun control.

–Ethan Hawke and Julie Delpy shot a very cute “Don’t Talk During Our Movie” PSA.

-Today’s weirdest discovery: Did you guys know that Adam Scott and Kerry Washington both starred in the unaired (but available on YouTube) pilot for Wonderfalls? That just makes me miss it more.

-Billionaire CEO Elon Musk just pooped the party by denying reports that he’s dating Cameron Diaz. (Though that may turn out to be a good thing for her.)

-I caught a few of the Scientology references in After Earth but according to Vulture, Will Smith “has delivered an incredibly mainstream platform for the Church’s ideology.”

-The Prisoners trailer, starring Hugh Jackman, Viola Davis and Jake Gyllenhaal, is intense!