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Drew Barrymore and Cameron Diaz’s Magazine Covers

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-BFFs Drew Barrymore and Cameron Diaz are both covering magazines this month, and Drew on Marie Claire totally wins. I mean, I’m confused why her reflection doesn’t seem to have the same shade of lipstick as her face in the interior shot, but the cover is lovely. Cameron on Women’s Health, however, is freaking me the eff out.

-Also, Drew revealed that her nickname for Cameron is “Poo Poo.” Mmm-kay.

-I love Jennifer Garner‘s explanation of how torturous it is to wear an Oscar dress. Jimmy Fallon‘s increasing discomfort when she starts talking about what happens when you need to pee and you have to beg your friend to dig your spanx out of your vagina is priceless.

–Lin-Manuel Miranda taught Emma Watson how to beat-box while he freestyled about feminism, and it was all kinds of adorabs.

–Emma and Lin-Manuel also sorted the founders from Hamilton into Hogwarts houses.

-Congrats to Stephen Amell on being named CinemaCon’s Male Star of Tomorrow. I have no idea what that is but I support anyone who wants to shower his beautiful mug with awards.

–Shia LaBeouf and Mia Goth woman are reportedly engaged. Pray for her.

-Even Michelle Pfeiffer is getting in on the lifestlye brand action. I usually scoff at these ventures, but if she’s selling whatever it is that keeps her face looking like that, I’ll take 20 cases!

-My friend wrote about the 22 times Samantha Bee was Canada’s greatest gift to America. Seconded!

–Joanna Newsom says when she first met husband Andy Samberg, she called him a c*nt. It was love at first sight.

-Hmmm…isn’t this interesting? Daredevil season 2 isn’t exactly wowing critics who got early screeners.

–Rihanna insists those Beyonce rivalry rumors are bunk. That’s cute.

-This is pretty inside baseball for the TV industry, but it’s huge: ABC just scored stacking rights to any new Warner Bros. series launched on ABC over next 2 seasons. That means ABC can stream all episodes of a season on their site, app or Hulu, not just the last five episodes. On the downside, it makes those shows less desirable to Netflix.

-Another great read for TV lovers: 6 top casting directors discuss how they choose actors — and the ones that got away. (I love that Allison Brie and Leighton Meester have their pick of pilots.)

-Funny or Die’s The People vs Kanye West is a good time.

–Melissa McCarthy continues to give us the sads about her lack of participation in the Gilmore Girls reboot. “I didn’t actually get asked to do it. But I think they thought I was busy, and then by the time it did come up, then I actually was.”

-I’m giving a hard pass to the new Tarzan trailer. Gawd, that “like a damsel?” line.

-I tend to like the X-Men movies, but the latest trailer for  X-Men: Apocalypse is a bit meh.

Rashida Jones’ Secrets of Success

The cover of Wired magazine featuring Rashida Jones.

-Why isn’t Rashida Jones on the cover of more magazines? Her guide to finding happiness at work in this month’s Wired is awesome. (Even more awesome: she’s co-writing the script for Toy Story 4!)

-Us Weekly claims Cameron Diaz is taking a break from acting so she can try to have a baby. Well, I guess that sounds better than “she’s taking a break from acting until science has figured out a way to permanently erase her Annie performance from casting directors’ collective memories.”

–Working with Jared Leto sounds about as relaxing and rewarding as you’d expect.

-Today Show co-shot Willie Geist accidentally called Amanda Seyfried “Titsy” this morning, and she laughed it off instead of responding by calling him “Ass Face Dicksy,” which proves she’s a much better person than I.

-I still haven’t finished Orange Is the New Black (only one episode left and then I never have to hear that theme song again!), but I already love this Vulture article based on the headline alone: Is Piper Chapman Actually the Worst?

-Fox’s Sleepy Hollow just pulled out of Comic-Con this year because production on the show is starting sooner than expected. Too bad; I really wanted to watch that panel and see how the cast interacts because the stories about Nicole Beharie are bananas.

-It swells my heart to see all the positive early reviews for Amy Schumer’s Trainwreck movie. Like, there’s serious swelling happening, y’all. I might need an ice pack.

-Celebs took to Twitter to react to the awesome landmark decision to legalize same-sex marriage in all 50 states.

-After the SCOTUS ruling, NKOTB’s Jonathan Knight took his boyfriend’s last name on Twitter, which is the goddamn sweetest.

-A bunch of loonies demonstrated outside a Magic Mike XXL screening to protest Sofia Vergara unwillingness to let her ex unfreeze their embryos. And in case you were wondering, she’s still not in that movie.

-A moment of silence, please: Jay Z and Beyonce were just dethroned as the highest paid celebrity couple by Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris.

-I’m really glad EW released their X Files photos early online, because if I didn’t see this pic of David Duchovny wearing Gillian Anderson like a backpack until my print magazine arrived, I would have scared everyone in my mail room with some stupidly high-pitched squeals. As it was, seeing it at work led to some inappropriate office fist pumping….

-Meanwhile, Gillian Anderson can’t dye her hair anymore without it falling out so she’s wearing a wig in the reboot and she wants everyone to chill the eff out about it already, ok?

-That’s right, advertisers. Feed my CW addiction. FEED IT!

-There is going to be not one, but two post-credit scenes at the end of Ant-Man. This is going to make the guy who sat next to me at Age of Ultron and sulked through the credits very happy.

-The latest Legend trailer really doubles down on Tom Hardy. Not that I’m complaining.

Stars Get Drape-y for Vanity Fair’s Hollywood Issue

Vanity Fair Hollywood Issue 2015

-Here’s the cover of Vanity Fair’s Hollywood Issue (which is only slightly less white than Oscar race).  I really don’t love this photo; there’s way too much awkward spreading. Just imagine the direction on set: “Amy, dry hump Channing‘s shoulder! Oscar, get all up in Sienna‘s crotch-pillow!”

-During the cover shoot, Reese Witherspoon and Amy Adams dished on their obsession with Lena Dunham’s Girls.

-Speaking of the whiteness of the Oscar race, here’s this year’s class photo.

–Ellen asked Mila Kunis if she and Ashton Kutcher are married and she dodged the question. So yes, yes they are.

-I hate hate hate the new Rihanna, Kanye West and Paul McCartney song, but they all look cool in the video so win for them?

–Taylor Swift won’t be performing at the Grammy Awards this weekend, but she promises it will still be a “dance party/rage fest.”

–Channing Tatum is teasing us with his crotch, as per uge.

–Jimmy Fallon was on a roll last night. For his cold open, he recruited Alfonso Ribeiro and DJ Jazzy Jeff to re-create the Fresh Prince intro, and then had Chris Pratt and Chris Evans photo-bomb people (where Evans proved that white men CAN jump).

-A new segment of Jimmy Kimmel’s ‘Mean Tweets’ sees Katy Perry, Drake and Britney Spears hate-reading about themselves.

-Sadness: Robin Williams‘ widow is reportedly challenging his children for certain personal effects he left them in his will.

–Giovanni Ribisi and Agyness Deyn split before any of us even realized they got married.

-There’s only one new episode of Parks and Rec tonight, but it features this drunken wedding toast from Ben so it’s all good.

-Here’s what Michael Fassbender looks like as Steve Jobs. (Spoiler alert: he still looks like Michael Fassbender.)

-Here’s a teaser trailer for Marvel’s Daredevil, which looks very Arrow-y. Not that that’s ever a bad thing.

-Newlywed Cameron Diaz enjoyed a girls’ night out with Drew Barrymore, Gwyneth Paltrow and Nicole Richie.

-I’m usually not a big fan of facial hair, but Dev Patel is rocking it.

-I’m buying Kim Gordon’s memoir if only for her bit about Courtney Love asking her for relationship advice: “I thought, Ewwww, at even the mention of Billy Corgan, whom nobody liked because he was such a crybaby.”

-Fifty Shades’ director Sam Taylor-Johnson says “it was difficult” working with author E.L. James.

–Felicity Jones reportedly beat Tatiana Maslany for that as yet unknown role in the New New Star Wars spin-off, which is hitting me right in the sads.

-Here’s the trailer for Ryan Gosling‘s directorial debut Lost River, which critics HATED.