-Ohmygod Jeremy Renner just released a sludgerock power ballad and it’s…something. Definitely does *not* slap. What a gift to take us into the long weekend!
-I kind of love that the hottest pop star of the summer is a 17-year-old who refuses to be sexualized. Billie Eilish says she wears baggy clothes on purpose: “What I like about just dressing like I’m 800 sizes bigger than I am is it kind of gives nobody the opportunity to judge what your body looks like. I don’t want to give anyone the excuse of judging…I want layers and layers and layers. And I want to be mysterious. You don’t know what’s underneath, and you don’t know what’s on top.”
-Whatever his reputation, Jake Gyllenhaal gives good Instagram.
-The weekend of weddings has kicked off with Katherine McPhee and David Foster’s nuptials.
-Meanwhile, Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner were photographed attending a pre-wedding party in the south of France, attended by her Game of Thrones costar Maisie Williams.
-Pretty Little Liars and You star Shay Mitchell announced she’s pregnant, and she’s already signed on to a YouTube original series to follow her path to motherhood.
–Jimmy Fallon took Nicki Minaj to Red Lobster, which I love because RL is my fave low classy restaurant.
-Well this is some bullshit: Riz Ahmed‘s Star Wars Celebration appearance in Chicago was canceled because Homeland Security wouldn’t let him board his plane.
–Melissa McCarthy is in talks to play Disney villainess Ursula in the live-action remake of Little Mermaid.
–Olivia Munn called out Ben Affleck, Casey Affleck, and Quentin Tarantino for being able to “just push past” their #MeToo allegations.
-Girls star Allison Williams and Ricky Van Veen are calling it quits after four years of marriage.
-A new oral history about Eyes Wide Shut reveals Cate Blanchett had a secret cameo in the orgy scene!
-Guns N Roses’ Steven Adler has been hospitalized for stabbing himself in the stomach.
–Nick Jonas, Patrick Wilson and Mandy Moore star in the trailer for Roland Emmerich‘s WWII drama Midway.