–Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling welcomed a daughter on Friday. (The baby already has her own fake Twitter handle, natch.) You know how women always subconsciously compare every guy they meet to their father? This girl is going to be alone forever.
–Lupita Nyong’o stopped by Sesame Street to teach Elmo all about skin.
–Kristen Wiig and Ellen DeGeneres butchering “Let It Go” from Frozen is my new favorite thing.
-Also my new favourite thing: Bill Murray dancing to “Turn Down For What” at a party in South Carolina.
-It’s adorable that the cast of The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants still hang out.
-Sweet! Matt Damon is returning to the Bourne franchise.
–Beyoncé and Jay Z ended their tour with a gushy display of affection.
-As if Tina and Amy weren’t enough to make you watch next year’s Golden Globes, George Clooney will be honored with the Cecil B. DeMille Award.
–Jimmy Fallon filled in for all of Barbara Streisand’s duet partners last night.
-The new Castle gag reel proves that if you’re going to work with Nathan Fillion, you’re going to get slapped. A lot.
-I’m not down with any of these actresses playing the True Detective female lead over Elisabeth Moss.
–Ashley Tisdale is posting her wedding photos on Instagram.
-Nice! Canadians are getting the new Veronica Mars webseries on CTV’s site.
-Only Bryan Cranston can make me sit through a commercial about baseball.