-Congrats to Leighton Meester and Adam Brody: they tied the knot in a secret wedding. (I love that she had her bachelorette party at the drag bar chain Hamburger Mary’s.) Blair Waldorf and Seth Cohen 4 eva!
-It’s still way too early to make a verdict about Jimmy Fallon as the new host of The Tonight Show (not that that’s stopping anyone), but he started out really strong last night with a dance number with Will Smith and a parade of celebrities handing him $100 bills (do you think Tina Fey and Lindsay Lohan talked about their Mean Girls days in the green room or just pretended they didn’t see each other?). The ratings were good, too.
–Justin Timberlake appears on Fallon later this week. Is he going to drop some big news?
-To compete with Fallon’s first show, David Letterman had the cast of How I Met Your Mother read last night’s Top 10 list.
-Speaking of HIMYM, lots of hipsters feel betrayed by Greta Gerwig‘s decision to star in the sequel. But just think of all the artisanal hemp seed marmalade she can make with that CBS money!
–Gwyneth Paltrow‘s rep denied a Whisper post about her having an affair with entertainment lawyer Kevin Yorn — and then asked what Whisper was. Classic.
-Way to go, Twihards. You’ve gone and scared poor Robert Pattinson away.
-Post-rehab Selena Gomez instagramed a photo of her drinking what looks like an alcoholic beverage, which I guess is ok after you’ve made your reps insist the treatment had nothing to do with substance abuse issues.
-Meanwhile, Selena‘s reportedly been spotted hanging out with Niall Horan from One Direction.
-Speaking of Veronica Mars, Chris Lowell is sharing lots of artsy behind-the-scenes pics from the film shoot on his Instagram account.
-Pretty much everyone who’s anyone has remixed Beyonce’s “Drunk in Love.”
-The couple that shills together, stays together? Ryan Reynolds joins wife Blake Lively as a L’Oreal spokesperson.
–Marc Anthony says he and Jennifer Lopez‘s boyfriend are BFFs who braid each other’s hair and discuss their secret hopes and dreams.
-It’s Kate Winslet vs. Shailene Woodley in this new clip from Divergent.
–Matthew McConaughey is talking about the “McConaissance” on the cover of this week’s Variety.
-Meanwhile, is McConaughey this year’s Julia Roberts?
-Does any celebrity get Twitter better than Orlando Jones? I don’t think so.
–Kanye West and Kim Kardashian’s full engagement extravaganza aired on her reality show, in case you needed more video evidence of humanity’s downfall.
-It’s adorbs that everyone seems to believe that story about how Taylor Swift supposedly saved herself for Jake Gyllenhaal.
–Victoria Beckham played coy when asked if she had her breast implants removed.
–Rebel Wilson and Ellen Degeneres showed off their terrible rap skills on Ellen’s show.
-Sundance has been on a roll lately when it comes to showcasing really amazing shows (Top of the Lake, The Returned, Rectify), so I’m intrigued by their new drama Red Road. You can watch the first 12 minutes here.
-Wait, so Cara Delevingne and Michelle Rodriguez are officially a couple now?
-There were so many beards at the BAFTA awards, you guys.
-A Bachelor contestant from Ottawa sounds surprisingly awesome — which is probably why she dropped out of the competition.
-Everyone’s in a tizzy about the 15-second teaser trailer for Guardians of the Galaxy. I’m still not sold on this talking racoon thing, but hello’s Chris Pratt’s abs! He’ll be premiering the full trailer tonight on Kimmel (and is soliciting suggestions for secret signals).