-The naked Emma Stone photo that’s been circulating the web this week is not actually Emma Stone, says Emma Stone. Whew!
–Here’s a clip of Amy Adams tearing up over Philip Seymour Hoffman on Inside the Actors Studio. Brace yourself: it’s a goddamn heartbreaker.
–Robert Pattinson is shooting his new movie in my work ‘hood and was spotted eating at a restaurant I love called Wvrst. I’m kind of hoping that’s as close as I get to him. I can’t face another round of Twihard craziness right now…
–Emma Thompson cemented her status as a national treasure by playing charades with Bradley Cooper on Jimmy Fallon’s show last night.
–Jimmy followed that up with another skit about hashtag abuse starring Jonah Hill.
–Justin Timberlake just canceled a concert today for “health reasons.” He’s supposed to be on Jimmy Fallon tonight. Will he cancel that too, or is something big coming?
-In other late night news, Kit Harrington went on Jimmy Kimmel and revealed his great-grandfather invented the toilet.
–Matthew McConaughey told Kimmel about his bloody ping pong battle with Woody Harrelson.
-The always-adorable Scott Speedman was on Chelsea Lately this week, where he talked about dating Keri Russell and how they’re still friends.
-Meanwhile, Keri’s Americans costar Matthew Rhys talks about all the dating rumours surrounding them — but notice how he doesn’t actually deny it?
-Here’s the new Divergent trailer than debuted during the Olympics. Seriously guys, Theo James voice is ridiculous.
–Kim Kardashian really wants you to know her butt is real. I was with her up until she wrote “I’m not perfect but I will never conform to your skinny standards sorry! Not me” and then immediately followed it up with “and BTW I’ve lost a lot so far & I’m proud of that!” Pick a side, lady. You’re either conforming or not.
-Bravo is getting into scripted series, and the first one they ordered is from Buffy writer Marti Noxon.
–Jason Biggs took TMI to a whole new level by instagraming a bunch of photos and videos from his wife’s delivery room.
-In other baby news, Danny Masterson and Bijou Phillips had a baby girl and named her Fianna Francis.
–Gregory Smith’s tweet about his former Everwood costar Chris Pratt gave me a big ol’ case of the “awwwws.”
–Leighton Meester and Adam Brody wed “a couple weeks ago” and kept it locked down until now.
-For some reason, I never really warmed up to Olivia Wilde but damn it if she hasn’t been winning me over lately, first with Drinking Buddies and now with her take on women in Hollywood.
–Elizabeth Olsen joked that Ashley is her favourite sister because Mary-Kate forgot her birthday.
-The cast of Veronica Mars clearly don’t remember a lot of their guest stars. (I have zero recollection of Aaron Paul being on it. To the DVDs!)
–Alfie Allen, the guy who plays Theon on Game of Thrones, says Grace Jones licked his face when they met.
–This podcast with Tegan & Sara might be the best thing I’ve heard in a while (and I listen to a lot of podcasts. A. Lot.)
-Speaking of Grantland podcasts, on the new B.S. Report Lena Dunham says: “My life’s great passion is the idea of being a guest star on Scandal.” Make it so, TV execs!
-Meanwhile, Lena Dunham took Buzzfeed’s “Which Girls Character Are You” quiz and got Marnie.
-Speaking of Buzzfeed, here’s a link to their “26 Times Tim Riggins Was Pure Perfection” gallery, because YES!
-Just when I thought I couldn’t possibly hear “Royals” one more time, Lorde goes and remixes it with Disclosure for her Brits performance and I’m back in.
–Ryan Gosling was spotted at Eva Mendes’ house, dashing everyone’s dreams of a breakup.
-The company behind American Idol filed a lawsuit claiming Sony stiffed Carrie Underwood and Kelly Clarkson.
–Katy Perry‘s new “Dark Horse” video is kind of batshit.
-I really love Blake Lively’s shoes here.
-The boys of Enlisted are absolutely adorable. Are you watching it? You should be.
–Anna Kendrick will be a presenter at the Spirit Awards on Oscar weekend.
-I was pleasantly surprised by 21 Jump Street and the sequel’s trailer made me chuckle a few times, so I’m in. Plus, more Channing Tatum dancing!