–Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green reportedly welcomed their second child — a boy.
–Jessica Pare is in this month’s Fashion magazine, and she both looks lovely and sounds smart.
-I really liked this NYT profile of Robin Wright, in which she talks a lot about Ben Foster. “He calls me ‘my lady.’ I don’t even know what era that is from, but he is, well, not my boyfriend. He is my man.”
–Drake kind of apologized for his Rolling Stone tantrum.
-Speaking of that Rolling Stone issue, Cameron Crowe wrote a nice piece about watching Philip Seymour Hoffman become Lester Bangs in Almost Famous.
-Is anyone else super embarrassed for Jake Gyllenhaal right now?
–Elaine Stritch just joined Twitter and it’s already making my life.
-Also making me stupid happy, Sarah Michelle Gellar reunited with Buffy costars Seth Green and Michelle Trachtenberg on the set of The Crazy Ones.
-Here’s our first look at Anna Kendrick and Jeremy Jordan in The Last Five Years, which I’m very much looking forward to.
-Here’s the full Friday Night Light/Parenthood crossover webisode.
-Did refusing to campaign cost Michael Fassbender the Oscar?
–Elizabeth Banks says that Jennifer Lawrence “dug into” her birthday cake before anyone else (including the birthday girl) had the chance, which sounds about right.
-Meanwhile, JLaw has just been added to the Oscar presenters list.
-Those rumours that Lupita Nyong’o and Jared Leto are secretly boinking continue to heat up.
-Whatever’s happening with Jared, at least Lupita has Anna Wintour’s love.
–Emily Mortimer‘s new comedy series looks downright delightful.
–Jason Patric says he’s fighting a legal motion to bar him from speaking about his son.
-Just when you think Chvrches couldn’t be more awesome, they go and cover Arctic Monkeys‘ “Do I Wanna Know?”
-In other music news, The Constantines are reuniting!
-How I Met Your Mother hasn’t even wrapped yet and already Alyson Hannigan has a new CBS sitcom.
-God bless you, Mariah Carey.
-Here’s a teaser for Scandal’s next new episode. Finally!