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Zooey Deschanel Get The Full Photoshop Treatment on InStyle

Zooey Deschanel InStyle

-InStyle claims this is Zooey Deschanel on their latest cover, but I’m not convinced. Anna Friel, Evangeline Lilly or Jared Leto? Maybe. But that’s not the New Girl.

–Britney Spears posted a photo with her boyfriend amid rumours that they broke up. Who needs official denials when there’s Instagram?

-Of course, if you’re Mya and everyone thinks you cheated with Jay Z, an official statement is still the way to go.

–Hilary Duff and her husband saw Jonah Hill on the street and tried to say hi, but he was having none of it.

–Madonna teased her new track “Messiah” with a quickie Insta-vid. So many strings.

–John Mayer reportedly wants to produce a reality show with Anthony Bourdain, who already has an amazing reality show that isn’t contaminated by douche stank.

–Megan Fox just joined Instagram, but she already has the duckface down.

–Taylor Swift and Jaime King are spending their long weekend playing in pools and baking cakes. I’m sure they’ll work in some needlepoint and vintage bowtie shopping somewhere in there, too.

–Penn Badgley is dating Jemima Kirke’s sister. What’s weirder: that I’m still bummed he broke up with Zoe Kravitz, or that I think he’s really making that tank top work?

-Breaking Bad’s Dean Norris just can’t stop complaining about his acting gigs. Go stare at your minerals, Hank!

–Zac Efron eats a bug and Ben Stiller hangs off the side of a helicopter in the preview for the new season of Running Wild With Bear Grylls.

–Robin Thicke says of his attempts to woo Paula Patton: “I actually have no idea what I’m doing.” Yeah, we can see that.

-Maleficent keeps quietly killing it: it crossed $600 million at the worldwide box office.

-I kind of like that Buffy’s Cordelia and Darla still hang out.

–Lucy Hale described how awkward it was to audition for Fifty Shades of Grey — and then kind of played it off like she turned it down. SURE she did.

-How did so many not-terrible actors end up in Selena Gomez’s terrible-looking new movie?

-Here are some new clips from I Origins starring Michael Pitt and Brit Marling, which Sundance went crazy for.

-Here’s the first trailer for Before I Go To Sleep, starring Nicole Kidman and Colin Firth. I read that book on a plane once and it freaked be the crap out.

Andrew Garfield Dons Drag for Arcade Fire

–Andrew Garfield plays a guy in drag who goes from getting taunted in a small town bar to triumphantly dancing on Coachella’s main stage in Arcade Fire’s new video for “We Exist.”

-In other star-studded video news, Beyonce and Jay Z’s “Run” features Blake Lively, Sean Penn, Don Cheadle, Emmy Rossum, Jake Gyllenhaal and Rashida Jones.

–Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin went to dinner on Saturday night at a place they’d be sure to be photographed, just in case you hadn’t already heard about their amicable conscious uncoupling.

–Zooey Deschanel posted a makeup-free selfie on Twitter. More surprising than her lack of makeup is her lack of false eyelashes.

–Cameron Diaz was spotted on a grocery run with Benji Madden, sparking rumours that they’re dating.

-The benefit of staying across the street from Brad Pitt? If you’re Matthew McConaughey, it means he’ll throw you a cold beer from his balcony.

–Another trailer for the final season of True Blood is here, and things do not look good for the humans.

–Avril Lavigne’s ex-husband and the former lead singer of Sum 41 nearly died from drinking and wrote a blog about it.

-The movie version of Emma Donoghhue’s Room, starring Brie Larson, just got US distribution. It’s another one of those adaptations that I’m both looking forward to and terrified of.

–Salma Hayek caused a big hoopla by getting political on the world’s most restricted red carpet.

-Speaking of Cannes, Scott Speedman also walked the red carpet for his new movie. God, I’ve missed him.

–George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin will reportedly wed in the fall. Plan your therapy sessions accordingly.

–Lea Michele was a good little girl on Letterman, where she denied rumours of fighting with Naya Rivera.

-The new Guardians of the Galaxy teaser trailer is all about Chris Pratt‘s abs, which is always a good thing.

 

January Jones Poses Nude, Says She’d Sleep with Rihanna

January Jones naked
January Jones for Violet Grey. (Ben Hassett/Violet Grey)

–January Jones posed naked in a tub for this month’s Violet Files, in which she politely deflects a compliment from Eva Mendes and reveals she’d like to sleep with Paul Newman or Rihanna. Is it just me, or is it weird when she’s likable?

–Emma Stone reminds us that she’s a goddamn national treasure by crying over the Spice Girls and getting a message from Scary Spice. “Oh my god…is Mel B talking to me?!?”

-I’m going to be chatting about celebrity selfies on eTalk Friday, where I’ll try really hard not to choke on the word “Kardashian.”

–Cameron Diaz has a pretty bleak view of relationships: “Everyone has been cheated on, everyone will be cheated on.” And I thought I was jaded…

-The Sleepy Hollow cast was at PaleyFest last night, where they talked about season 2 and a new character we’re all going to hate while Orlando Jones tried to convince Tom Mison to Google “slash.”

-Speaking of PaleyFest, here’s more goodies from the Parks and Rec panel. Also, the show has officially been renewed. Huzzah!

–Leighton Meester, Chris O’Dowd and James Franco previewed Of Mice and Men on Broadway yesterday. Let’s hope it gets better reviews than Franco’s new movie.

–Madonna was LITERALLY wearing Emily Clarke’s Game of Thrones costume on Purim.

-Am I the only one who thinks it’s odd that Zooey Deschanel hangs out with Selena Gomez? What woman in her mid-30s wants to spend her nights with a 21-year-old?

-During the Amsterdam stop of her tour, Beyoncé debuted Tom Ford’s Jay-Z-inspired sequined jersey dress. So meta.

-How did I not know there was a new Step Up movie coming? HOW?!? The trailer is heavy on Moose, which is promising.

-Sources say Glee star Naya Rivera didn’t get a boob job, despite a chesty Instagram photo suggesting otherwise.

–Louis CK was wrong about Inside the Actor’s Studio, and Bradley Cooper can prove it.

-Hollywood is taking another crack at a Steve Jobs biopic, with David Fincher at the helm and Christian Bale possibly as the lead.

–Kate Winslet managed to appear not creeped out when a fan handed her a replica of the Titanic nude sketch to sign at the Divergent premiere. Acting!

–Jennifer Lopez gave yet another charming and intelligent interview, which I still find totally disorienting.

-How does Alec Baldwin reconcile his supposed desire to reclaim his privacy with his wife’s constant Instagramming?

-Meanwhile, here’s a clip of Baldwin on last night’s Law & Order: SVU.

–Tyler, The Creator could face a year in prison and $4,000 fine if convicted of starting a riot.

-46-year-old Pamela Anderson posed nude for Purple magazine — but it’s her cute pixie cut that’s getting all the attention.

-Words I like: Sam Shepard has been cast as Kyle Chandler’s father in an upcoming Netflix drama.

–Amanda Bynes has made it through her first quarter of fashion school. Whew!

-Here’s the first teaser for Tori Spelling and Jennie Garth’s new ABC Family show.

-Oh no. Even Emma Watson has fallen victim to the overalls trend. It’s a trap, Emma!!

-Are you watching Enlisted? Please watch Enlisted. To tempt you, here’s star Geoff Stults talking about his naked late-night chats with costar Parker Young.

–This guy might be the best Wheel of Fortune player ever.

-Here’s the first photo of Jason Segel as David Foster Wallace. Guys, I’m so worried about this.

–Giuliana Rancic told a hilarious (and totally believable) story about the time Russell Crowe was a total prick to her during an interview.

–Dan Harmon says Joel McHale orchestrated his return to Community.

-Whoa. How did I not know that Shailene Woodley originally played Marisa Cooper’s little sister on The OC?

-Sorry, but even Patton Oswalt can’t make me watch Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D.

-Here’s the first trailer for The Signal, which I might be too much of a wimp to watch.