Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes in 2012’s The Place Beyond the Pines. (Photo: Focus Features)
–Eva Mendes and Ryan Goslingwelcomed a daughter on Friday. (The baby already has her own fake Twitter handle, natch.) You know how women always subconsciously compare every guy they meet to their father? This girl is going to be alone forever.
–Lupita Nyong’o stopped by Sesame Street to teach Elmo all about skin.
–Kristen Wiig and Ellen DeGeneresbutchering “Let It Go” from Frozen is my new favorite thing.
–Amanda Seyfried poses in lingerie for the new issue of W, where she talks about falling for costars and kissing Megan Fox. She also admitted on Twitter that she boarded a plane with a Swiss Army knife in her pocket.
–Jamie Lynn Spears (‘member her?) just got hitched and commemorated the occassion with what might just be the most unflattering pap shot of a bride on her wedding day ever. Congrats?
-Has Halle Berry been cut outof the new X-Men movie? All of Anna Paquin‘s scenes were already edited out, which seems like the bigger loss.
-Speaking of big budget blockbusters, Lupita Nyong’o is in talks with J.J. Abrams for a leading role in Star Wars.
-Meanwhile, HIMYM star Neil Patrick Harris says. “I’ve found that a lot of girls have no issue with me being gay. They still want to marry me. And I love that.”
–Kat Dennings is calling bullshiton those reports that Lindsay Lohan was a nightmare on the 2 Broke Girls set, but really, what else is she supposed to say?
-This morning’s L.A. earthquake shook tweeting celebrities from their beauty sleep.
-Is it weird that I kind of like where Miley Cyrus got her latest tattoo? I haven’t been sleeping well lately; let’s just blame that.
-Meanwhile, here’s a picture of Mileyrolling a joint. She has her own Bangerz branded paper!
–Chris Hardwick tried to lighten the mood after last night’s BRUTALWalking Dead ep by tweeting this.
-I loved and adored the Veronica Mars movie (though I still don’t get why Jason Dohring felt the need to lose 20 lbs for the role). It did better than expected at the box office, but will probably make most of its money on VOD, where it’s currently ranked No. 3 on iTunes. There was a lot of controversy surrounding the digital download for backers. I was able to download it no problem, but those who couldn’t are encouraged to download it from iTunes and get a refund.
-Here’s Gwyneth Paltrow‘s version of “Happy” from Glee. It’s as terrible as you’d expect it to be.
-I really liked this TV Guide article celebrating all the great things happening in Canadian TV, even though I don’t really watch any (with the exception of Being Human, which I got totally sucked into a couple of weeks ago, only to discover there’s only four episodes left. D’oh!)
-On last night’s episode of Lindsay Lohan‘s reality show, she didn’t have enough cash to pay her rent.
David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson in Entertainment Weekly’s reunion issue.
–Gillian Anderson killed all of our dreams by denying that she’s ever been in a romantic relationship with David Duchovny. *pout* [Looking for news on The X Files reboot? It’s in this post.]
-During Angelina Jolie’s EW interview, she’s asked about those 50 Shades rumours and she “laughs and shakes her head – for a long time. Jolie fully blushes.”
–Lady Gaga‘s performance at SXSW culminated in her being repeatedly puked on by a “vomit artist.” How is that an actual thing?! And is this a good move for a singer who’s admitted to struggling with bulimia in the past?
-I’m pretty sure this is just an unfortunate outfit + angle, but it’s sure to inspire a Mila Kunis bump watch.
-Speaking of bumps, if Scarlett Johansson wanted to keep her pregnancy under wraps a bit longer, she could have. She doesn’t look pregnant at all in these photos.
-Speaking of Scarlett, Captain America: The Winter Soldier is tracking for a huge opening. Also, the post credit sequence was directed by Joss Whedon.
–Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler don’t believe in vaccinating their kids. Luckily, no one gives a shit what they think.
–Gwyneth Paltrow is now putting sponsored posts on her Instagram, which is kind of gross.
–Emma Stone and Andrew Garfieldgot all lovey dovey over an L.L. Bean delivery. Whatever floats your boat, guys.
-The creator of Enlisted (which is a really great show — watch it!) opens up about how his brush with death informed tonight’s episode.
-Speaking of Enlisted, star Geoff Stults just signed on to lead a CBS sitcom. I’m sure he’s in second position to Enlisted in case it gets renewed, but still. Not a good sign.
-It’s hard to determine exactly how much money the movie needs to make to be considered a success. You can usually figure it out using Steven Soderbergh’s formula (take the production cost, times it by two for marketing /overseas distribution, then double that to cover the exhibitors’ cut, and that’s how much you need to break even). But the marketing budget seems tiny judging from the total lack of commercials, the studio is actually renting the theatres and keeping 100% of the ticket sales, and it’s available on VOD starting today. Plus, last night’s late night premieres performed really well. Fingers crossed!
-Ok, so we all got fooled by that kissing video earlier this week, which turned out to be an ad starring models and actors. Here’s a new one with actual people, and Jimmy Fallon‘s version with kittens and puppies.
–Victoria Beckham discovered a Spice Girls-themed pizza at the back of her mom’s freezer a tweeted a photo.
-I kind of dig Jennifer Lopez’s new video. Not only does it feature throwbacks to her most famous looks, but it starts with her and her friends wondering, “Why do men always objectify the women in every single video? Why can’t we, for once, objectify the men?”
–Rachel McAdams just dropped out of Keanu Reeves‘ new movie.
–Jamie Chung says that Bryan Greenberg is taking control of their wedding planning, which is kind of cute.
