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Daisy Ridley and John Boyega Get Ready for Star Wars Stardom

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-The new stars of Star Wars are taking over the newsstand, with Daisy Ridley covering Elle, and her and John Boyega both covering THR.

-Oh happy day! It’s a new Jeremy Renner interview! He talks about his favourite curse (it’s the c-word, obvs), and mentions his house-flipping hobby again (of course). I really hope the Hollywood Prospectus guys get their new podcast up and running soon so they can deep-dive this one!

Reese Witherspoon called out Hollywood sexism and ageism in her speech at Glamour’s Women of the Year event, adding “ambition is not a dirty word.”

Jon Hamm and Jennifer Westfeldt attended a memorial service for Mike Nichols together in New York, making everyone wonder if they’ve reconciled.

Azealia Banks is under investigation by the LAPD for allegedly attacking a security guard at a club.

-The final Jessica Jones trailer has arrived ahead of its debut this weekend. Not surprisingly, the first reviews are glowing.

-Speaking of Netflix originals, I binged through most of Master of None over the weekend, and the fourth episode “Indians on TV” was amazing. Read Aziz’s NYT column on race and casting after you watch it. I spent a lot of time thinking about that episode during last night’s screening of The 33, in which French actress Juliette Binoche and Irish actor Gabriel Byrne (unconvincingly) play Chileans.

Gwyneth Paltrow talked about her divorce at a panel discussion on Sunday. “I am from a tribe of people who stay married…I really don’t come from a culture of divorce at all, and I had very high hopes for what my life could be.”

-This passage from Mary-Louise Parker’s book about being alone and pregnant after Billy Crudup left her for Claire Danes made me tear up a little.

Shia LaBeouf is making James Franco jealous by watching all his own movies while a camera records him for 72 straight hours. I watched the livestream for a bit, and it was oddly mesmerizing.

Alanis Morissette updated the “Ironic” lyrics for James Cordon last night. “It’s like swiping left on your future soul mate.” (Yeah, that’s still not irony.)

-Speaking of James Cordon skits, how did I miss the Jason Derulo car karaoke one?

-I liked this story about Spotlight, a movie about journalism that required the filmmakers to do some investigative reporting to crack the story.

-I really thought I had quit The Walking Dead for good, but then came today’s news that Jeffrey Dean Morgan had been cast. Dammit! That man keeps dragging me back into shows I try to drop. I’m not liking much about this year’s Good Wife (except for the diversity debate),  but I keep tuning in just to watch him *lean*. That man is a Jordan Catalano-level leaner.

Nick Offerman looks great (even while scarfing down fatty meats with Jimmy Fallon).

-Someone made a supercut of all the Britney Spears scenes in last night’s Jane the Virgin. I thought she did a great job (after I got over the ‘what the heck is going on with her face?!’ distraction). I was convinced that the Britney/Jane dance sequence was split screened, but the showrunner insists it wasn’t.

-The Transparent season 2 trailer finds the fam at a wedding.

Billy Eichner sent Amy Sedaris through an Shondaland-themed obstacle course. (“Now you’re going to run through this gauntlet of 10 white people patting themselves on the back for embracing a black lead!”)

Alexis Bledel and Vincent Kartheiser may be expecting. Probably not, though.

-I always liked TV critic Mo Ryan’s stuff at Huffington Post, but the long features she’s been putting out at her new gig at Variety have been stunning. Her latest is on why peak TV has not led to increased opportunities for women and POC directors. She includes links to all her interviews, and the one where she bluntly tells the FX president that he could change things if he really wanted to is worth your time.

-The trailer for the Finding Nemo sequel, Finding Dory, has arrived.

Is Cameron Diaz Engaged?

Cameron Diaz in the January issue of Cosmo
Cameron Diaz in the January issue of Cosmo. (Matthias Vriens-McGrath/Cosmopolitan)

-Well, that was fast. Cameron Diaz is reportedly engaged to Benji Madden. If she wanted to keep this under the radar, this could have leaked next week during the slowest media coverage period of the year. Of course, next week isn’t when Annie comes out…

-Also, is this her engagement ring?

Mindy Kaling and Chris Messina pulled a Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams at last night’s inaugural People Magazine Awards. (Also, that might be the best dress she’s ever worn.)

-Is Jake Gyllenhaal dating Ruth Wilson?! This might be my favourite new couple rumour ever!

Abigail Breslin swears she wasn’t trying to beef with Taylor Swift on Twitter.

George Clooney wrote a petition to support The Interview, but no one signed it. It’s pretty great, though. “We cannot be told we can’t see something by Kim Jong-un, of all f*cking people.”

-Even Obama weighed in on whether Sony made the right decision pulling The Interview: “I think they made a mistake.”  (Also, he only called on women at the press conference, which was awesome.)

-Meanwhile, the latest hacked emails reveal that Sony execs want Idris Elba to be the next Bond. DO IT!

Whoopi Goldberg and Rosie O’Donnell get into a cringe-worthy screaming match about racism on The View yesterday.

Nick Offerman teared up a little bit last night on Fallon when talking about the end of Parks and Rec and it slayed me.

-I really wish Ansel Elgort didn’t feel the need to point out how straight he is.

Gwyneth Paltrow lost out on the chance to be a guest contributor for Yahoo because CEO Marissa Mayer didn’t like that Paltrow doesn’t have a college degree.

Meghan Trainor is in serious need of some media training. First were her dumb comments on feminism, and now she’s saying crap about eating disorders. Demi Lovato is having none of it.

-I really liked this article about how the Serial podcast was less about telling a story and more about offering a master class in journalism.

Brad Pitt has reportedly been dismissed from jury duty for, well, being too
Brad Pitt-ish.

-I’m not a big fan of Michael Pitt (based more on stories I’ve heard about him than his actual acting abilities), but he was GREAT on Hannibal last season. There’s got to be some dirt behind why he was suddenly recast.

-The Colbert Report hosted an all-star musical farewell. Here’s everyone who showed up.

Reese Witherspoon is kicking her Oscar campaign into high gear by opening up about her divorce from Ryan Phillippe.

-Is Sarah Jessica Parker heading back to HBO? She reportedly eyeing a new divorce comedy. I never really expected her to return to TV, but I’m not complaining.

-The new Outlander promo is super swoony.

-Speaking of genre TV, I don’t watch Supernatural but I know a lot of people who will love this oral history.

-Early word about ABC’s new Agent Carter series is that it’s fabulous. And with only 8 episodes, not an overwhelming commitment. Is it weird that January is shaping up to be a better month for new TV than last September was?

Kevin Hart preps Will Ferrell for prison in the new Get Hard trailer.

Cameron Diaz Stays Mum on Benji Madden Marriage Rumours

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Cameron Diaz’s Cosmo cover is pretty, but I just wish the pose wasn’t so awkward. Who stands like that IRL? “I’m going to show you the top of my thigh even if it means I need to dislocate my hip, dammit!”

Anna Kendrick sings the shit out of Into the Woods’ “Steps of the Palace.” I’m going to a preview screening tonight — can’t wait!

Emily Bett Rickards is having a good day. Not only did the ratings of her show just hit a series high, but she looks really great on the cover of Runway.

-On late night, Mindy Kaling told a funny story about that time she got wasted at Conan O’Brien’s house… and he wasn’t even home.

Jimmy Fallon welcomed a second child, a baby girl they named Frances Cole.

-The Sony hack revealed Seth Rogen and James Franco salaries for The Interview. Spoiler alert: it’s insane.

Martin Freeman is totally over your obsession with Sherlock. Man, I need to stop reading interviews with this guy. I don’t even watch that show and this bugged me.

Quvenzhané Wallis has no time for an interviewer from New York Times Mag’s boring questions. “We’re done now.”

-Another think-piece about network sitcoms. There’s at least three a week of these at this point.

Channing Tatum drew his wife some pictures for her birthday, and they’re adorable.

-Even Michael C. Hall hated the Dexter finale.

Nick Offerman wrote a song about whiskey and it speaks to the very core of my soul.

-Meanwhile, Nick Offerman is being courted for the next season Fargo, which would be FANTASTIC.

Jon Stewart‘s opening last night on Eric Garner was great: “If comedy is tragedy plus time, I need more f**king time. But I would really settle for less f**king tragedy.”

Ethan Hawke once overheard a Houston bridal party insulting his appearance. I believe it. My friend and I met him once and he was wearing a black suit jacket that had weird white stains on it, which kind of ruined Troy Dyer for me…

Blake Lively‘s pregnancy is not doing her roots any favours. Sadly, I can’t even use that excuse.

-I love that this hideous Ariana Grande photo has turned into a meme. Karma at work.

Miley Cyrus wore silver pasties and sang about her dead dog but it was for “art” so it’s all ok, I guess?

-Weird! New Zealand got to see the Jason Ritter/Alexis Bledel sitcom Us & Them, even though Fox yanked it before even one episode got to air here. Not fair.

-I can’t believe that Lifetime is going ahead with the Whitney Houston biopic after the Aaliyah fiasco, but the trailer just landed.

-Get ready to cringe: here are Mariah Carey‘s isolated, unedited vocals from that Christmas performance.

-Black Mirror continues to garner raves from critics. Sorry, family, but it looks like I’ll be spending the entire holidays binge-watching all the stuff I missed this year. Priorities, ya know?

Krysten Ritter was just cast as Jessica Jones in Marvel’s new Netflix series. Twitter seems divided on her ability to pull it off, but I love her so I’m on board.

-After Frances Ha I vowed I would never again get suckered into watching another Noah Baumbach film, but the trailer for While We’re Young is kind of cute. I’ve lived that scene where Naomi Watts tries to take a hip hop class!  I’m sure it’s some kind of trick, though.

-The new Terminator trailer looks really dumb, but it might be the kind of dumb that’s also really fun. I can’t tell.