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Nicole Kidman Talks Babies, Quickie Marriage

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-In her new Elle cover story, Nicole Kidman reveals she married Keith Urban after dating him for only a month. She also says she’s still hoping to have more kids. “I had my last one at 43. My grandmother had her last at 49. Every month, I’m like, ‘I hope I’m pregnant!'” (I like how she shoos away the publicist who tries to suppress that quote.)

–Jessica Chastain‘s new InStyle cover is thisclose to being perfection. But what’s with that adult diaper looking thingy?

–Kate Hudson‘s engagement to Matt Bellamy of The Muse has ended after three years –and she’s already been linked to Dancing with the Star’s Derek Hough.

–Joaquin Phoenix announced on David Letterman’s show that he’s engaged to yoga instructor Aria Crescendo (best. name. ever.), but then rescinded the announcement, saying he made the whole thing up because he “wanted the audience to like me.” Not weird at all.

-In other “celebrities make no sense” news, Mark Wahlberg wants his felony record wiped clean… so he can become a cop.

-A new trailer for Girls’ season 4 has landed. Woody Allen burn!

–Kate and William met Beyonce and Jay-Z last night at a basketball game and the Internet melted into a puddle of feels.

-Community shot its 100th episode and Castle’s Nathan Fillion sent a coffee truck over to the set to help them celebrate — and remind everyone that he’s better than Joel McHale.

–Seth Rogen says Kanye West once picked him up in a van and proceeded to freestyle the entirety of his new album.

-Speaking of freestyling, Scarlett Johansson showed off her skills.

-This is so meta: Aaron Sorkin has responded to everyone responding to him responding to everyone responding to him.  It’s hilarious that he tries to pretend the character he relates to most is Neal, the most tech-savvy, forward-thinking one of the bunch.

-As someone who made her bones in digital media, I really loved this takedown of The Newsroom. Meanwhile, Emily Nussbaum tweeted this video about Louis CK talking about how he LOVES hate-watching Sorkin shows, and it’s great.

-In more mansplaining news, Judd Apatow explained feminism and abortion to BuzzFeed’s Kate Aurthur.

-Boyhood is picking up some serious Oscar steam. I definitely recommend seeing this movie, but this featurette does a pretty good job of summing it up in 11 minutes.

–Azealia Banks has some really strong feelings about vegans.

-I have no idea why Gawker thinks this Paul Reiser email to Sony about wanting more Mad About You DVDs is sad. He’s pretty funny and respectful, and it doesn’t seem like a royalties grab.

-Speaking of Gawker, their annual guide to the Williams-Sonoma catalog is one of my favourite holiday traditions.

–Amy Poehler says she ransacks homes she visits and wrote most of her book topless.  She also talks about having dance parties with the Parks and Rec cast in her trailer.

-Why is Paul Giamatti in this new San Andreas movie with The Rock. Does he have a big mortgage payment due or something?

-Here’s a new clip from The Duff, which basically stars most of my fantasy TV casting league.

-And here’s the first trailer for The Walk, starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Just watching this makes my palms sweat.

Zachary Levi and Missy Peregrym Got Secret Married

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After the wedding, Missy Peregrym tweeted this photo with the caption “That coffee date was UNREAL.” (twitter.com/mperegrym)

-I had no idea Zachary Levi and Rookie Blue’s Missy Peregrym were even dating, let alone engaged, but they just had a secret wedding in Maui. It’s a good thing he wasn’t there when I stood next to her at a concert last weekend, or I would have gone full Chuck fangirl on him.  It was hard enough not peppering her with questions about Stick It (which I just discovered the full version of on YouTube. Cancel my day!)

-Shocking report: a new book by a Tonight Show producer reveals that celebrities can sometimes be dicks. I know, it’s world-rocking. The called-out divas include Teri Hatcher, Jessica Simpson, Christian Bale, and Paula Abdul.

–Anna Kendrick can do no wrong. Oh wait, she just signed up to voice a “relentlessly upbeat” troll doll. That actually sounds super wrong.

–Deryck Whibley of Sum 41 says he’s starting to walk on his own again.

-In other improving health news, Tracy Morgan‘s condition has been upgraded from critical to fair.

–Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman surprised some hospital patients with a sweet serenade.

–Jimmy Kimmel got into a drunken insult battle with Cersei Lannister, and it was epic.

–Anna Wintour talked about the sad state of Hollywood red carpets: “How many mermaid fishtail strapless sequins [gowns] can we see?” Preach, lady!

–Jessie Ware has new music out, which makes me so very happy.

-Also making me happy is FunnyorDie’s video on how black women run Hollywood, starring Retta, Alfre Woodard and more.

-There was a Blossom cast reunion and the selfie from it is glorious.

-New mom Kim Kardashian must be suffering from a bad case of baby brain. She seems to have completely forgotten to wear a shirt.

-Meanwhile, Kim and Kanye spent four days perfecting one Instagram photo, which seems like a totally valid use of time.

–Jason Segel‘s says his mom cried and sent out a mass email to family members after watching his full-frontal nudity scene in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

-According to JLo‘s new music video teaser, twerking will not die.

–Steven Soderbergh’s new show, starring Clive Owen, looks pretty damn great.

-Here’s the first 4 minutes of the Elliott Smith documentary Heaven Adores You. Sigh.

-On the Graham Norton Show, Keira Knightley said fans often mistake her for other celebrities. Natalie Portman, I get. But Britney Spears?!

-On the same show, Samuel L. Jackson proved he’s still a badass.

–Justin Bieber is off the hook for that attempted robbery case.

-Did Miley Cyrus subtweet Selena Gomez after losing to her at the MMVAs? It’s hilarious how she seems to think those awards matter. I covered the MMVAs, and I still have no idea who won.

-Also, just in case you were wondering, Miley Cyrus rolls blunts better than Rihanna.

–Jason Momoa will play Aquaman alongside Ben Affleck and Henry Cavill in Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice. This almost kinda maybe makes me want to watch it. Possibly.

–Jack Coleman is the first returning cast member to sign on for NBC’s Heroes reboot. He’s better than this.

-It’s possible that I watched this video of Stephen Amell training for the new season of Arrow more times than is socially acceptable.

-The UK trailer for Guardians of the Galaxy is the best one yet.

Kristen Stewart Mocked for Terrible Poem

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-There’s no way Kristen Stewart isn’t just trolling us all with her new Marie Claire cover story. No. Way. Not only does she willingly share that horrific, much-talked about poem that everyone’s making fun of today, she also spews a bunch of equally ridiculous quotes. (The best  is when she discusses her regret about not going to college: “If I were as smart as [director Tim Blake Nelson] is, I could have the most killer conversation with anyone because I know I have it in me.” It reminds me of that quote in Pride and Prejudice, when Lady Catherine boasts of piano playing: “If I had ever learnt, I should have been a great proficient.”)  Seriously, no one can be this dense, right? RIGHT?!

-Meanwhile, a new report claims Rupert Sanders is still in love with Kristen Stewart. A quick look at her poetry should cure him right up!

-Not-famous Shia LaBeouf has taken his apology tour to its logical next step: an art exhibit in which he lets people stare at him while he breaks down in tears.

–Katy Perry just can’t stop touching Anna Kendrick’s boobs.

–Jennifer Aniston interviewed Gloria Steinem. Like, in real life.

–Gabrielle Union makes it clear that she’ll be insisting on a prenup before her upcoming wedding.

–Jerry Seinfeld thinks the Lego Movie ripped off his jokes. Maybe, but the difference is the Lego Movie is actually funny.

-I’m glad Wolf is getting released on VOD. I’ve heard nothing but raves about that movie for months.

–Jesse Eisenberg is even more of a smarty pants than we knew. A book of his short stories will be published next year.

-Catelyn Stark lives! Game Of Thrones alum Michelle Fairley is joining Fox’s 24: Live Another Day.

-Speaking of Game of Thrones, one million people voted Emilia Clarke the world’s most desirable woman.

-It’s adorable that people think CNN just leaked the Best Actor winner. The final ballots don’t even get mailed out until Friday (which is why there’s been a flurry of appearances by nominees this week. Gotta stay fresh in voters’ minds!).

-Speaking of campaigning, Jared Leto is crushing it.

-In other nominee appearance news, here’s the 2014 Oscar class photo.

–Julia Roberts didn’t attend yesterday’s Oscar nominees luncheon because of her half-sister’s death.

–Nicole Kidman covers the new issue of InStyle, in which she gets all gushy about Keith Urban: “For every single night he’s away, he leaves me a love letter. Every single night of our relationship.”  (Maybe he learned his lesson from that old leaked cellphone convo between Nicole and Tom Cruise, in which she berated her then-hubby for not sending her a gift or a note on her first day shooting Practical Magic.)

–Leonardo DiCaprio revealed he was once in the running to star in Moulin Rouge.

-The cast of Frozen got together to perform live for the first (and probably only) time ever last night. I can’t wait for Idina Menzel to kill it when she sings “Let It Go” at the Oscars.

-50/50’s Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Seth Rogen are teaming up again for a new Christmas movie.

-Is Charlize Theron mellowing Sean Penn out? Perhaps his tying-up-girlfriends-and-holding-them-hostage days are behind him?

-Meanwhile, Sean’s ex Robin Wright admits to a “sprinkling” of Botox, because she’s awesome.

–Will Ferrell and Red Hot Chili Pepper Chad Smith’s hilarious public feud will end the only way it can: in a drum battle.

–Matt Bomer is brainstorming his Magic Mike 2 looks.

-Here’s the six-minute tracking shot from Sunday night’s True Detective that everyone’s losing their poo over. It’s all very impressive and everything but I just can’t shake the feeling that the show isn’t actually, you know, good.

-Gross: a guy from Burn Notice reportedly left his pregnant wife for a 22-year-old.

-EW has a pretty good roundup of every network show’s chances for renewal/cancellation.

-A Long Way Down premiered at the Berlin Film Festival, and it’s getting very mixed reviews (some liked it, some hated it, and some really hated it). I’m choosing not to care.

–Nicki Minaj continues to test Instagram’s decency policies.

-Sorry, Neil Patrick Harris. Hugh Jackman will return to take over hosting duties for the Tonys this year.

–Kate Middleton recycled another dress to the collective consternation of the internet. At least everyone seems to be pleased by her giant necklace.

-Here’s the first teaser for Mike Judge’s HBO series Silicon Valley.

–Scarlett Johansson plays a sexy alien in the new Under The Skin trailer, which wasn’t well-received at TIFF.