-The annual horror that is the Kardashian family Christmas card has landed, and this one is even more batshit than usual. Missing from the photo are Scott Disick, Rob Kardashian, Kanye West, Baby North and Lamar Odom. Not missing are a bunch of weird Easter eggs/hidden clues.
–Amy Adams is all kinds of pretty on the cover of Vanity Fair.
-Good on Maria Bello, who came out in an essay she wrote for the New York Times this weekend. (The Hollywood Reporter identifies the woman she’s talking about as new media executive Clare Munn.) Bello also revealed that she nearly died this summer.
–Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellan celebrated Thanksgiving together because the universe is wonderful.
–Joe Jonas‘ feature in New York Magazine is a pretty terrifying look into the Disney machine. It’s also pretty dishy. He implies he lost his virginity to Ashley Greene, and adds “The first time I smoked weed was with Demi and Miley. I must have been 17 or 18. They kept saying, Try it! Try it!”
-Speaking of Demi Lovato, she’s also opening up about her troubled past in the new issue of Nylon.
-A new clip from Inside Llewyn Davis is out and looks great (despite the presence of Justin Timberlake. Adam Driver is making up for it.).
-The Paul Walker stuff continues to be incredibly sad. His father released a teary statement, celebrities continue to express their grief on Twitter, EW compiled a great retrospective of his off-camera charity efforts, his Running Scared director penned a Facebook tribute, Jordana Brewster called him “an enormous presence” in her life, and the producers of his upcoming movie The Hours said they’re sticking with plans to release it this month. Also, his Fast and the Furious costar Tyrese Gibson visited the crash site and broke down in tears, which is sad but there’s also an element of like, um, what are you doing?
-Man, it has been way too long since I’ve seen photos of Scott Speedman. So long, in fact, that I’m going to overlook the weird hair thing he’s got going on.
-Oh dear. What’s up with Linda Evangelista’s face?
–The first photos from the set of Fifty Shades of Grey have surfaced. Jamie Dornan is looking predictably fine.
-Another very, very NSFW clip from Lars von Trier‘s Nymphomaniac has landed, this one featuring Charlotte Gainsbourg and Jamie Bell. What are you doing with that whip, Billy Elliot?!
–Lindsay Lohan is reportedly suing over her likeness being used in Grand Theft Auto V.
–Will Ferrell co-anchored an actual newscast in North Dakota this weekend as Ron Burgundy.
-Despite his new movie being three hours (I’m never going to get over that), serious Oscar buzz is building for Leonardo DiCaprio. This is shaping up to be an intense Best Actor race.
–This video about ‘shipping unlikely fictional couples is kind of perfect.
–John Noble returns to Sleepy Hollow tonight. And Victor Garber has just been cast as Crane’s father. Spy Daddy!
-Speaking of good TV, I’m glad everyone’s on the Josh Charles train for this season of The Good Wife. I’ve been a proud ticket holder since Sports Night.
-This news comes from the National Enquirer so take it with a grain of salt, but I hope this story about Miley Cyrus buying dinner for a couple she disturbed at a New York restaurant is true. She could use some good press.
-Speaking of Miley, she’ll be featured on Barbara Walters annual, increasingly irrelevant Most Fascinating People special, along with Kimye and Jennifer Lawrence.
–Kate Moss is doing Playboy again, celebrating the mag’s 60th anniversary with a retro cover.
-A teaser trailer for The Amazing Spider-Man 2 has surfaced…in Spanish.
–Taystee and Crazy Eyes from Orange is the New Black made a music video!
-Have Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom swapped partners with their best couple friends? (I call that “The Shania Twain.”)
-Here’s a new trailer for Tracks, starring Mia Wasikowska (who got rave reviews for her performance at TIFF). It looks great, but using M83‘s “Outro” is a bit like cheating, no?
