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True Detective Will Have Three Leads in Season Two

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-Everything you think you know about True Detective Season 2 is wrong.

-I’m not filled with loathing and disgust when looking upon Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s wedding photos. Clearly, I’m coming down with something.

-Meanwhile, they’re staying at Castlemartyr Resort for their honeymoon. As if the Irish haven’t suffered enough…

-More things you didn’t want to know about Kimye: Kylie Jenner and Jaden Smith were spotted making out at the wedding.

–Bill Murray crashed a bachelor party and gave an awesome speech about relationships:  “Buy a plane ticket for the two of you to travel all around the world and go to places that are hard to go to and hard to get out of, and if when you come back to JFK, when you land in JFK and you’re still in love with that person, get married at the airport.”

–Seth Rogen may have a point about the Washington Post critic making a link between his new movie and the USCB shootings, but I still hate the way he responded.

-I keep hearing people raving about this show In the Flesh. Might have to give it a whirl.

–Jessica Simpson‘s bikini pic on Instagram might be the most awkward of all awkward poses.

-Being friends with Miranda Kerr means you get a lot of free clothes. You’re probably plagued by insecurity and low self-esteem too, but FREE CLOTHES!

-This photo of Deryck Whibley is shockingly sad — but he’s getting better.

–Lindsay Lohan got kicked off a yacht in Cannes because karma.

-Speaking of yacht life, Justin Bieber flirted with a model after hanging out on a yacht with Gigi Hadid.

–Kate Middleton‘s bare butt was exposed during a Marilyn Monroe moment — and a German paper published a photo of it because the world is gross.

–Scarlett Johansson might play Dolly Parton? God help us all.

–Channing Tatum is so awesome, he can even make Shia LaBeouf sound like a cool guy.

-Is George Clooney having a Downton Abbey wedding? I refuse to believe this. Je refuse!

-The Before You Know It trailer gave me a lot of feels.

 

Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger Are Married

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Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger are reportedly married. (Photo: twitter.com/avrillavigne)

–Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger reportedly tied the knot today in the south of France. Sorry to ruin your Canada Day.

–Henry Cavill is dating Big Bang Theory star Kaley Cuoco? But what happened to Gina Carano?

–Chris Brown just won the BET Fandemonium Award for the fourth year in a row, proving that people are way too forgiving.

–Jennifer Lopez is in hot water for performing at the birthday party of one of the most repressive leaders in the world for $1.5 million. Oopsie!

–Jessica Simpson just gave birth to a baby boy she called Ace Knute. Oh dear.

-The couple that shills together, stays together? Sienna Miller and Tom Sturridge‘s new Burberry ads have arrived.

-Speaking of new campaigns, Nicole Kidman looks great in her Jimmy Choo ad.

–Lindsay Lohan promises she will behave and not party after she leaves rehab, which is totally adorable.

–Jayma Mays (aka the only person left on the non-NYC part of Glee who doesn’t suck) may be leaving the show.

–50 Cent live-Instagrammed his trip to the dentist and it was hilarious.

–Johnny Depp and Amber Heard are no longer hiding their relationship in public.

–Prince performed at George Lucas‘ wedding, proving that being young and famous has its perks.

–David Bowie has been offered a role in the new season of Hannibal, because that show just isn’t creepy enough.

-Sweet! Netflix is going to air New Girl.

-Um, is Jennifer Lawrence’s outfit supposed to make her look like she was attacked my a lawnmower? If so, she nailed it!

-Here’s some photos of Ian Somerhalder naked and in a bathtub, just because I love you.

–This video interview with the guy who plays Joeffrey on Game of Thrones is all kinds of great.

-The second trailer for Prisoners, starring Jake Gyllenhaal and Hugh Jackman, has landed.

Jessica Simpson to Star in NBC Comedy Based on Her Life

Jessica Simpson in a scene from Major Movie Star. (Major Productions)
Jessica Simpson in a scene from Major Movie Star. (Major Productions)

-I keep waiting for this report about Jessica Simpson getting her own NBC sitcom to turn out to be a hoax. It’s got to be, right? RIGHT!?!?

-It looks like Jason Trawick coordinated with Britney Spears’ dad to extricate himself from their relationship — and she might not yet comprehend that it’s really over.

-There’s been lots of Lindsay Lohan courtroom drama (it must be a day that ends in ‘y’). She fired her long-suffering lawyer minutes before she stepped inside the courthouse because she didn’t want to take a plea deal that required rehab. Lohan then pleaded not guilty in a car crash case.

-Meanwhile, the first clip from Lohan’s film The Canyons has been released. It looks like a winner.

-Speaking of Lindsay, Megan Fox compared her to Marilyn Monroe — and not in a good way.

–AJ McLean has invited Ryan Gosling to join the Backstreet Boys, which just made the 1993 version of me slip into a coma.

-Speaking of loving Ryan Gosling, Anna Kendrick really, really does.

–Howard Stern changed his mind about calling Lena Dunham “a fat chick who looks like Jonah Hill and keeps taking her clothes off.” How forgiving of him.

–Oprah Winfrey was so “surprised and mesmerized” by Lance Armstrong’s doping confession that she’s spreading out the interview over two nights. Watch the ridiculously over-dramatic promo here.

–Tina Fey isn’t wrong about many things, but she’s wrong about Twitter.

-Meanwhile, Tina and Amy Poehler helped the Golden Globes reach its highest ratings since 2007.

-At the Globes, do you think Amy finally got the chance to say “Cloonily, I met you“?

–Tina ended up meeting Robert Pattinson, who (oddly) presented her with a rose before hooking up with Kristen Stewart at a Globes afterparty.

-Speaking of the Globes, the Weinstein Co. party involved Heidi Klum dancing on tables and Nathan Fillion taking off his pants. I want to go to there.

-Good news: the “True American” drinking game is coming back to New Girl! Bad news: Brooklyn Decker will be playing it.

-Uh-oh. ABC is pulling Happy Endings and Apt 23 from its Sunday night schedule.

–Amanda Bynes continues to make really good decisions. She just got her cheek pierced.

-I finally figured out what Kate Upton is good for: telling stories about drunk Tony Danza!

-15-year-old Chloe Moretz was photographed for the first time with her 17-year-old boyfriend, Cameron Fuller, and they decided to use the event to stage a fake proposal. (‘Cause we weren’t wigged out enough by their possibly illegal relationship?)

-New photos from The Hunger Games: Catching Fire have landed.

-If you’re not yet watching Archer, this supercut of insults should change that.

-I got way too much enjoyment from this video of Anthony Bourdain feeding Eric Ripert his first McNugget.

-Everyone’s freaking out about Victor Garber‘s big “coming out.” Isn’t this old news? Or do I just know way too much about Papa Bristow?

–Jessica Chastain may be dating Tom Hiddleston. Or possibly Jason Clarke. But she’s definitely dating someone! Maybe.

–Kim Kardashian had a lot to say about her pregnancy and relationship with Kanye West on this morning’s Today Show, if you care about that sort of thing.

–Carrie Underwood is denying reports that Hayden Panettiere‘s Nashville diva is based on her. Mmm-hmmm.

-It looks like Minka Kelly and Chris Evans are no longer hiding their relationship.

-Aw man. The promo for this week’s Fringe series finale just gave me feelings.