-According to People, Tatum moved out of their home months ago.
-Clearly, I need to be following Justin Theroux’s IG stories. He’s hanging with Emma Stone and Jonathan from Queer Eye?!?
-John Krasinski’s new horror movie The Quiet Place is currently at 100% fresh on Rotten Tomatoes with 50 reviews counted. I’m going to have to woman up and see this thing, aren’t i?
-Remember when Frances McDormand made a point of shaking hands with The Rock’s daughter when she accepted her Golden Globe? The Rock has a crush on herbecause of it.
–Kaley Cuoco does not have kind words for her ex-husband in her new Cosmo cover story, saying “I honestly thought I wouldn’t get married again. My ex ruined that word for me.”
-I kind of love that Helen Mirren is calling for stuntpeople to be considered for Oscars.
-In his interview with David Letterman for Netflix, Jay Z admits he cried with joy when mom came out to him as lesbian eight months ago. “I was so happy for her when she was free.”
-Black Panther has passed Frozen to join the top 10 highest grossingfilms of all time.
–Elle Fanning and Nicole Kidman star in the first trailer for How to Talk to Girls at Parties, which is getting tons of film festival buzz.
–Jenna Dewan poses in a bikini on the cover of Women’s Health with a giant arrow pointed at her abs. That’s the stuff of my nightmares. In the interview, she talks about being a vegan around her vegetable-hating hubby, and how her social media posts are not exactly true to life. “Instagram is just a highlight reel. Ten percent of the time, Chan and I have a lot of fun. Ninety percent, we’re really boring.”
-It didn’t take long for Jamie Foxx and Katie Holmes‘ camps to make Claudia Jordanbackpedal hard on her comments about them dating. Sorry, no take backsies!
-Speaking of great reads by MTV News, this piece on Blake Lively’s enduring fameis both savage and awesome. “There’s a particular freedom from anxiety that comes with looking at Blake Lively, as if her pleasant blankness could be contagious. ”
-Meanwhile, Blake “never meant to offend anyone” with her post about Oakland booty.
–Gwyneth Paltrow says she’s intentionally trolling with some of the items she features in GOOP. Sure, Jane.
–Demi Lovato‘s Twitter break lasted less than a day. But she vowed to “coming back more honest than ever” so lucky us, I guess?
-There is a celebrity dating app?? It behooves us all to sign up immediately and screencap everything we see. BEHOOVES US!
-These photos of Fergie remind me that she’s still my favourite royal. Or royal adjacent.
–Aaron Sorkin is going to mansplain about screenwriting in a new online course. Who’s going to be the one to break it to him that this means he’ll have to use the Internet?
-Not gonna lie: the idea of Jennifer Garner and Michael Vartanrekindling their romance makes me so giddy that I’m just going to block out all the obvious signs why this story seems super fake. -“She doesn’t have the range” is my new favourite meme. They’ve been floating by on my Twitter TL all day and have never failed to make me guffaw.
–Selma Blair has apologized to fellow passengers after her outburst on a flight. I’m still worried. I love that girl. Besides being Cecile Caldwell and Vivian Kensington, she was in this dumb little movie called Kill Me Later that I’ve watched no fewer than 30 times. True story.
-Mr. Robot, The People v. O.J. Simpson and UnREAL lead the nominations for the TCA Awards (aka – the Emmys but with taste).
–Matthew McConaughey says “fake boobs” are overrated. Well, it’s better than “time is a flat circle.”
-Wait, so critics actually don’t hateIndependence Day: Resurgence? I did *not* see that coming.
-Ouch! Uma Thurman has a few broken bones after being thrown off a horse.
–Bryan Cranston joined the Power Rangers movie. Hasn’t this thing been already shooting in Vancouver for a while? And also — what?
-Speaking of Power Rangers cast members, Elizabeth Banks says she auditioned to play Mary Jane in 2002’s Spider-Man, but she was deemed too old at the ancient, decrepit age of 28.
-After all the sad Prince news, here’s a glimmer of hope: a DNA test proved a Colorado inmate is not late singer’s son.
–Angelina Jolie condemned the Orlando shootings during a speech at the U.S. State Department yesterday.
-The Hollywood Reporter released its first ranking of Hollywood’s most powerful execs, creatives, stars, directors and reps. Shocking report: they’re almost all white dudes.
-I love how much fun the Game of Thrones cast seems to have behind the scenes.
-Speaking of behind-the-scenes TV instagrams, I feel like OITNB’s Kimiko Glenn might be wearing the Sandro dress I just bought, greatly lessening my buyer’s remorse. (Which will undoubtedly grow again once my Visa bill arrives.)
-This is a really great interview with one of the stars of OITNB but DO NOT CLICK until you’ve watched the whole season. (And if you have, do you need a hug?)
-According to Rolling Stone’s new cover story, James Franco is either the hardest working man in showbiz — or totally insane. Guess which one I’m betting on?
–Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan are making a dance competition show for NBC. I’d prefer it if was just a show consisting of them recreating their Step Up routine every week, but I’ll take what I can get.
-Speaking of dance TV, someone is making a Center Stage TV movieand oh my god what is air?!?
–Alan Cummings continues to confuse me by posting adorable BTS photosfrom The Good Wife set.
–Justin Bieber is getting a lot of crap for cancelling meet and greets, but this seems totally reasonable to me. The only analogous situation I’ve seen is photo/autograph opps at a con, and I remember walking away from that experience thinking about how draining and difficult it must be for the celebrities. You’ve got people who paid a LOT of money to spend a total of 15 seconds with you, and there’s a lot of pressure to make those the best 15 seconds of their life.
–Gwyneth Paltrow doesn’t understand her kids’ math assignments. “When homework time [comes around], I’m such an a**hole.”
–George and Amal Clooney are pulling out the big guns for Hilary Clinton by hosting back-to-back fundraisers.
-Meanwhile, George says that he’s “working on a prank that will end [Brad Pitt’s] career. If you take the time, if you’re willing to sit on one for a couple of years, and just plant the seed…there’s no rush.”
-The reviews for Batman v Superman are in, and they’re pretty dismal. I knew we were in trouble when Drew at Hitfix slammed it, since he’s the only critic I follow who still stans for Man of Steel. Even the reviews marked fresh on Rotten Tomatoes don’t sound especially glowing.
-Meanwhile, thanks to some very clever editing, Ben Affleck plays both Superman and Batman in a new fancut trailer.
-Those assault charges against Orange Is the New Black’s Dascha Polancohave been dismissed.
-This RuPaul interview is well worth your time, especially for the comments on why he’s never been on Ellen.
-I just watched the new trailer for Deepwater Horizon and I have so many questions. Was this movie sponsored by big oil? Did Mark Wahlberg say “how’s it going” exactly the same as SNL’s “say hi to your mother for me” on purpose? What’s my girl Gina Rodriguez doing in this?
-Here’s the first trailer for Bridget Jones’ Baby. I dunno, guys. I just dunno.
