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Amy Schumer Covers GQ’s Comedy Issue

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-Is it ok for me to hate Amy Schumer’s GQ cover? Because I know she’s trying to make some sort of feminist statement with it but…I hate it.

-I assumed the cast of Agents of Shield had won the DubSmash wars with this epicness, but then Agent Carter’ Hayley Atwell made this Chris Evans-assisted one. Mic. Drop.

-One Directioner Louis Tomlinson might be a dad, and his fans are NOT handling it well.

–Rachel McAdams addressed those rumours that she’s dating Taylor Kitsch — by not really confirming or denying anything.  That’s practically a marriage proposal in Hollywood, right?

-Awesome: Kanye West will close Toronto’s Pan Am Games. Not awesome: everyone in this city is being a whiny bitch about it.

-This weird, one-legged red outfit might be the first thing Amal Clooney has worn that I absolutely hate. ‘Bout time!

–Jennifer Lawrence knows her tattoo is messed up and dumb, but at least she’s owning it.

-Meanwhile, here’s JLaw in the first trailer for David O. Russell’s Joy. I like the idea that she will only work with Bradley Cooper  from here on out. I just wish their movies were good. Or that she wasn’t always aged up so much.

-Human tire fire Jesse Eisenberg is trying to walk back his comments likening genocide with interacting with fans and being paid millions of dollars to play make believe.

-I didn’t watch Hollywood Game Night last night, but the tweets rolling in about Katharine McPhee‘s trainwreck of an appearance made me wish I had.

-Yuck. Zoe Kravitz says she was shut out of an audition for The Dark Knight Rises “because they weren’t ‘going urban.'”

-Following his recent DUI arrest, John Stamos has checked himself into rehab.

-In case you weren’t sure, Bill Cosby is done. President Obama all but called him a rapist. DONE. Like, seared and roasted and chargrilled and then put into a rocket and launched into the sun.

-Meanwhile, Judd Apatow explained why he was one of the first celebs to go after Cosby: he knows one of the victims.

–Martha Stewart interviewed Justin Bieber for Interview Mag. Let’s hope she didn’t also take the accompanying photos.

-Say what you will about Tom Cruise (and I certainly will) but this featurette on his stunts for Mission: Impossible Rogue Nation is pretty damn impressive.

-At what point are we allowed to be officially worried about Jimmy Fallon?

-Meanwhile, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler reunited on Fallon’s show last night to play True Confessions and promote their movie.

-Here’s the new trailer for Tina and Amy‘s new movie, Sisters. I. AM. SO. IN.

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner: The Blame Game

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Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner in the 2003 flick Daredevil. (Twentieth Century Fox)

-Here comes the Ben Affleck/Jennifer Garner spin machine! His camp seems to be doing most of the heavy lifting for now, insisting that the split has less to do with his drinking & gambling and more to do with her career insecurities and his busy schedule. (Uh huh. Sure. Let’s go with that.) They’re also trying to play it like they’ve been consciously uncoupled for 10 months. (Yeah, no.) People (who are so deep in Affleck’s camp, they’ve set up tents and are hosting nightly campfire singalongs) are running stories about how he “really tried to save the marriage” and slut-shame-y galleries about Garner’s past romances. Whatever, People. Any attempts to make us not like her can be automatically nullified with this photo.

-Meanwhile, everyone’s looking closely at what the 10-year mark is going to mean for their divorce settlement.

–Matt Damon is dealing with his BFF’s divorce by sporting the world’s worst ponytail.

-Meanwhile, are Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves the next mega-couple headed for splitsville?

-In case you need a little something to restore your faith in celebrity love, there’s talk that Jennifer Lawrence has split from Chris Martin and is rekindling things with Nicholas Hoult.

-Oof, this Batman vs Superman cover on EW is…not great. Is she Blue-Steeling? The accompanying photos are also cringe-worthy, from the bad hair to the feel that they’ve all been CGI-ed within an inch of their lives.

–Mariah Carey’s boyfriend didn’t bother to lift a finger when she fell down the stairs on a yacht. Swell.

-Us Weekly just gifted us with the best Canada Day present ever: a report that Rachel McAdams and Taylor Kitsch are, indeed, dating.

-I have never liked Eminem more than while watching him roll with all the stuff Stephen Colbert is throwing at him in this ridiculous public access-style interview to promote South Paw.

–Channing Tatum shows off his vogueing skills in this Vanity Fair video. Never change, Chan.

-Meanwhile, I’m never going to stop linking to articles on Magic Mike XXL’s surprising take on gender.

–Sandra Bullock makes it clear that she wasn’t one of those celebs who campaigned for People’s Most Beautiful title in this new interview, where she talks about the cover and calls out the media’s “open hunting season where women are attacked…because of how we look or our age.”

-It’s from Star magazine so give it the the ol’ side-eye, but there’s a report that Tom Cruise is going to make a run for it and quit Scientology.

-Vulture asked famous people, including the ladies of Broad City, Jim Norton, Rob Thomas, and Miles Teller, their favourite things to do while high. Clearly, some of their answers should have been “answering questions from Vulture.”

-Wait, George Clooney is selling his Lake Como villa? What? But I haven’t had a chance to partake in those legendary skinny dipping nights yet!

-Just in case you’re not already charmed by Hayley Atwell, her Evening Standard interview will leave you stanning.

-Hey, remember when Alec Baldwin was bitching about his lack of privacy? Whatever happened to that?

–Marisa Tomei will play a billionaire lesbian on Empire, subtly named Mimi Whiteman.

–Rihanna tortures woman, strips naked and gets covered in blood in the NSFW “Bitch Better Have My Money” music video. So, just another day at the office for her?

-Wait, so now I have to watch yet *another* show to see characters from The Flash/Arrow? You’re killing me, CW.

-The full trailer  for Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp has arrived. It’s all flames, but “Introducing Jon Hamm” might be my favourite part.

-I forgot what a wonderful human being America Ferrera is.

–Amy Schumer offers a solution for people who need to tell someone their most boring stories. “Oh my god, you should have a podcast!” killed me.

–Michael B. Jordan is *cut* in the trailer for the new Rocky sequel, Creed. Where can I buy tickets?

 

Jake Gyllenhaal Gets Grumpy in Esquire

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Jake Gyllenhaal in Esquire UK (Photo: Esquire UK/Simon Robins)

–Jake Gyllenhaal is so very pretty and laid back looking in Esquire UK’s photo spread. He’s less laid back and more defensive in the accompanying interview, unfortunately. (Though the way the writer makes a big deal over how he pronounces Denis Villeneuve‘s first name — correctly, btw — makes me wonder if he had reason to have his back up.)

-Also in that article, the director of Southpaw says Jake Gyllenhaal broke up with Alyssa Miller so he could focus on learning boxing for the film.

-Eminem’s dropped a new song for the Southpaw movie.

–Caitlyn Jenner‘s full Vanity Fair profile is now online, and it’s definitely worth your time. If you don’t have any, here are the most poignant quotes.

-Meanwhile, Vanity Fair pulled a Beyoncé to keep their cover under wraps.

-I only watched the first few episodes of Community this season, but everyone’s raving about the season (probably series) finale that dropped this week (and the season as a whole), so I guess I need to catch up.

–Iggy Azalea got engaged to Nick Young (there’s even video) but all anyone can talk about is how her ring looks like the one Meek Mill gave Nicki Minaj.

-Calling Katharine McPhee’s look at the CFDAs as “flavorful as wet bread” might be the best Fug Girls’ diss of all time.

-Speaking of the CFDAs, Kim Kardashian‘s dress caught on fire, and Pharrell and his wife put it out. Sorry, Kim. Caitlyn still trended higher than you.

-It was a night for wardrobe malfunctions at the CFDAs. Chrissy Teigen‘s slit in her dress ripped 5″ higher than it was supposed to be.

-Also, did the CFDAs kick off Julianna Margulies‘ unspoken apology tour?

–Chris Pratt’s Essex accent is so good, even Jude Law was impressed.

-Fox is planning a Prison Break reboot? Who wants that?! (And that’s coming from someone who was a big fan.) But we already have the Wentworth Miller/Dominic Purcell reunion on The Flash. Also, they’re going to be busy in Legends of Tomorrow. And one of them died in the finale! Enough with the reboots, networks. Enough.

-I feel like I’ve already been really mean to Entourage on Twitter today, but the Honest Trailers take on it is too good not to share.

–Hayley Atwell called out a magazine for photoshopping her because she’s a unicorn wrapped in a rainbow wrapped in a likability vortex.

–Johnny Depp tried not to be an asshole in Australia (for once).

-In totally unsurprising news, Shonda Rhimes just landed a book deal.

–Pixar’s The Good Dinosaur already looks so much better than Jurassic World.