–Jake Gyllenhaal is so very pretty and laid back looking in Esquire UK’s photo spread. He’s less laid back and more defensive in the accompanying interview, unfortunately. (Though the way the writer makes a big deal over how he pronounces Denis Villeneuve‘s first name — correctly, btw — makes me wonder if he had reason to have his back up.)
-Also in that article, the director of Southpaw says Jake Gyllenhaal broke up with Alyssa Miller so he could focus on learning boxing for the film.
-Eminem’s dropped a new song for the Southpaw movie.
-Meanwhile, Vanity Fair pulled a Beyoncé to keep their cover under wraps.
-I only watched the first few episodes of Community this season, but everyone’s raving about the season (probably series) finale that dropped this week (and the season as a whole), so I guess I need to catch up.
-Calling Katharine McPhee’s look at the CFDAs as “flavorful as wet bread” might be the best Fug Girls’ diss of all time.
-Speaking of the CFDAs, Kim Kardashian‘s dress caught on fire, and Pharrell and his wife put it out. Sorry, Kim. Caitlyn still trended higher than you.
-It was a night for wardrobe malfunctions at the CFDAs. Chrissy Teigen‘s slit in her dress ripped 5″ higher than it was supposed to be.
-Also, did the CFDAs kick off Julianna Margulies‘ unspoken apology tour?
–Chris Pratt’s Essex accent is so good, even Jude Law was impressed.
-Fox is planning a Prison Break reboot? Who wants that?! (And that’s coming from someone who was a big fan.) But we already have the Wentworth Miller/Dominic Purcell reunion on The Flash. Also, they’re going to be busy in Legends of Tomorrow. And one of them died in the finale! Enough with the reboots, networks. Enough.
-I feel like I’ve already been really mean to Entourage on Twitter today, but the Honest Trailers take on it is too good not to share.
–Hayley Atwell called out a magazine for photoshopping her because she’s a unicorn wrapped in a rainbow wrapped in a likability vortex.
–Johnny Depp tried not to be an asshole in Australia (for once).
-In totally unsurprising news, Shonda Rhimes just landed a book deal.
–Pixar’s The Good Dinosaur already looks so much better than Jurassic World.