-If the new Spider-Man bombs, Tom Holland has a promising career as a Rihanna impersonator. Here’s his full performance of “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle — which he KILLED.
–Katy Perry answered a question about her feud with Taylor Swift and though her answer was very long, no one can figure out exactly what she was trying to say.
–Reese Witherspoon posted an Instagram hint that she’s working on another season of Big Little Lies with Nicole Kidman and Laura Dern.
-Speaking of sequels no one wants, 13 Reasons Why has officially confirmed a second season is on the way.
–Nicki Minaj went on a spending spree this weekend on Twitter and paid for a bunch of her followers’ tuition.
-The internet had a field day over-analyzing Meghan Markle and Prince Harry‘s polo appearance.
-Page Six claims Chris Rock cheated on his ex-wifre with Kerry Washington when they were shooting the ironically titled I Think I Love My Wife in 2007.
-It was my birthday on Saturday. Do you know else’s birthday it was? George Clooney‘s. Amal threw him a surprise birthday party with the help of Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber.
–John Oliver rallies “time-wasters and troublemakers” to fight the FCC in his latest deep dive on Net Neutrality.
–P Diddy cropped the Jenner sisters out of a photo and the Internet lost its poo.
–Chrissy Teigen says she had liposuction on her armpits. Is that a thing??! Do I have to worry about my armpits now?
-Guardians 2 did really well this weekend, and even better with females and families than expected.
-Lead star Jennifer Morrison announced that she won’t be a regular on Once Upon a A Time next season and yet it still looks like it’s going to be renewed? This is on top of news that Ginnifer Goodwin and Josh Dallas aren’t returning. Just let it die, already.
-The new trailer for It debuted at last night’s MTV Awards. Hard pass.
-Speaking of the MTV Awards, This Is Us’ Chrissy Metz has no time for people who hated her red latex dress. I didn’t hate it for body-shaming reasons. It’s just a bad dress.
-Here’s the final trailer for Wonder Woman. As great as Chris Pine was on this weekend’s SNL (the cotton candy dance party skit killed me), it still pisses me off that the guy playing the secondary character/love interest got to host instead of the movie’s lead.
-The new trailer for Denis Villeneuve‘s Blade Runner 2049 starring Ryan Gosling, Jared Leto and Harrison Ford is very, very pretty.