–Aaron Paul tied the knot this weekend. (Sigh. I knew he’d get impatient while waiting to meet me…) I love that his Breaking Bad costar Byran Cranston was in the wedding party, but now his Instagram account is going to get even more mushy. He just posted a photo of his new wife with the caption “A day will never go by without me reminding you how special you are.” You’re killing me, Jesse!!
-It was a big weekend for celebrity weddings. Arrow star Stephen Amell (re)married Cassandra Jean on Sunday in New Orleans.
–Amanda Bynes continues to make words. Lots and lots of words. First she slammed Rihanna for no reason, then she announced she wants to be a rapper, and now she says she’s suing the NYPD and her apartment building.
-Sadness: Angelina Jolie’s aunt passed away from breast cancer early Sunday morning.
–Taylor Swift and Lena Dunham continue their BFFing, spending Memorial Day weekend together. Is anyone else having a hard time imagining them hanging out? I mean, what does that conversation even look like? (Lena: “I want to challenge society’s patriarchal attitudes by upending expectations with unconventional exhibitionism.” Taylor: “I want to ride unicorns!”)
-Aw man, Jennifer Lawrence‘s stalker is Canadian?
–Prince covered Pearl Jam‘s “Easy Flow” and it’s surprisingly awesome.
–Chris Brown could end up in prison for violating his probation over that alleged hit-and-run. He doesn’t seem too concerned, though. He was spotted partying in Vegas with on-again/off-again GF Karrueche Tran.
–Anna Kendrick worries that Blake Lively is a freak of nature. It’s a valid concern.
-Of course Miley Cyrus‘ phone case has a giant marijuana leaf on it.
–Mayim Bialik‘s divorce is now official.
–Kristen Stewart actually looks kind of happy. Who approved this?!
-Whaaaa?? Dan Harmon says he’s been asked to return to Community, confirming that NBC has no idea what the hell they’re doing.
–Mariah Carey wants you to name her puppies. Nope, that’s not a euphemism.
-It looks like Chris Pine may have already moved on after splitting from his fiancee.
-They’re making a movie out of Death Comes to Pemberley (yes!) and Matthew Rhys may play Mr. Darcy.
–Chace Crawford and Rachelle Goulding are reportedly still going strong. I know. I can’t believe it either.
-While he debates his future with SNL, Jason Sudeikis enjoys some beach time with Olivia Wilde in Hawaii.
-I only made it to episode 3 of Arrested Development before I became overwhelmed and realized binge-watching wasn’t the way to go. I liked what I saw, except I wasn’t feeling Portia de Rossi‘s face (though it looked like she wasn’t either).
–Kit Harrington‘s quest to meet everyone in Toronto except me continues — and now even Rachel McAdams is getting in on the action!
-Speaking of Kit, Game of Thrones wasn’t on last night, but we did get Jimmy Fallon‘s amazing GoT parody.
–Will Smith reunited with DJ Jazzy Jeff and Alfonso “Carlton” Ribeiro to recreate the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song — and it was awesome!