-Wait, so Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus haven’t broken up after all? Le sigh.
-Meanwhile, Miley and Snoop‘s new video dropped today.
-I’m actually relieved about Connie Britton not being able to star in Girls. Seeing Tami Taylor and Hannah Horvath share a screen may make my head explode.
-Speaking of Connie, she’s in the Hollywood Reporter‘s new roundtable with Monica Potter, Kerry Washington, Kate Mara, Anna Gunn and Elisabeth Moss. I haven’t watched it yet because it’s an hour long and is going to require my full attention…and a glass of wine.
–Peter Dinklage is in the new X-Men movie? Bring it, Tyrion!
–Amanda Bynes just posted a fake photo of her with Rihanna, which is supposed to prove that she never Twitter dissed the singer…or something.
-Meanwhile, Amanda visited an indoor trampoline park and managed not to get arrested of cry in the shower. Progress!
–Tom Hardy is rumoured to be in talks to play Elton John — which is kind of perfect.
-For some reason, Jaden Smith dressed up in a full Iron Man costume to take Kylie Jenner on a date.
-Speaking of Jaden, I saw a preview screening of After Earth last night. So bad. So very, very bad. The kind of bad that actually makes you a little angry after seeing it. No wonder it’s only at 15% on Rotten Tomatoes.
–Grumpy Cat just landed a movie deal. This is real life. (Betting it’ll still be better than After Earth, though.)
-In other movie news, I’m stoked that The East could end up being the sleeper hit of the summer (after Before Midnight, of course).
-The corrections at the end of this NYT article on Daft Punk made me laugh.
-Netflix is willing to pretend that everyone loves the new Arrested Development episodes enough to consider ordering more.
–Viggo Mortensen doesn’t just act in movies; he reads the source material and is willing to turn down paying gigs if the role isn’t canon.
-Also turning down big-paying gigs is Johnny Depp, but for much less admirable reasons. He reportedly dropped out of the Whitey Bulger movie because they could only pay him $10 million, and his usual fee is $20 million. Well, this isn’t the first time he’s come across as a stingy rich dude.
-I kind of love that Oprah posted a photo of herself fangirling over Hugh Jackman.
–Busy Phillips thinks everyone needs to chill the eff out when it comes to scrutinizing pregnant celebrities.
-No surprise here: Mariah Carey just confirmed her exit from Idol.
-It’s been a big week for Sir Patrick Stewart: he ate his first “slice” of pizza, and he had an emotional meeting with a domestic abuse victim he helped save. Ahem. Excuse me, just have a little something in my eye…
-Ottawa announced that it will give Grey’s Anatomy star Sandra Oh the key to the city. (Let’s hope that unlocks the Elgin Street Diner’s kitchen. Unlimited poutine!)
–Private Practice‘s KaDee Strickland and Roswell‘s Jason Behr (aka – the couple I still can’t wrap my head around) are expecting their first kid. (And he’s older than her? Seriously guys, mind = blown!)
-Oh come on! Kit Harington keeps getting photographed in my neighbourhood. How have I not seen him yet?!
-The international trailer for This Is the End has landed. Still funny.