Jennifer Aniston Freaks Out Over Bad Wi-Fi

-Here’s Jennifer Aniston‘s new overseas ad, which she probably doesn’t want you to see.

-Meanwhile, someone took the time to calculate the number of sex partners each character on Friends had. (Spoiler alert: Phoebe outporked Joey in four different seasons.)

Grey’s Anatomy star Patrick Dempsey took on Starbucks and won.

Frank Ocean explained away his NYE arrest for speeding and drug possession by tweeting, “i smoke pot. ok guys” and “i drive a m3. that bitch fast.” Awesome.

-Supermodel Naomi Campbell was the victim of a vicious mugging in Paris. That dude is in for some crazy cellphone-throwing retribution.

-I’m really rooting for this guy, who’s on a quest  to get Bill Murray to his apartment for dinner.

-According to the judge in Britney Spears‘ conservatorship case, she has at least $27 million in assets. And yet she can’t afford a decent weave?

Helen Mirren was all kinds of adorable when accepting her Hollywood Walk of Fame star, saying “I’m going to finally lie next to Colin Firth – something I’ve been wanting to do for a very long time.”

Oprah Winfrey appeared at the TCA tour today, where she basically filibustered her way through reporters’ questions. One guy asked her a simple question and got an 18 minute response.

-Speaking of the TCAs, it’s never a good sign when Christa Miller‘s face looks less injected than Courteney Cox’s.

-Some prince paid a lot of money to spend NYE with Lindsay Lohan for some unknown reason.

-I love this: “If Twilight 5 Was 10 Times Shorter and 100 Times More Honest”

Aaron Paul tweeted that Breaking Bad will return July 14, but AMC says that’s incorrect.  Still, it’ll probably come back at some point next summer.

-I’m really glad that Anna Faris has signed on to star in a new sitcom because I think she’s way past getting her due, but I just wish it weren’t a Chuck Lorre joint.

-A pregnant Busy Phillips joined BFF Michelle Williams and Jason Segel on their Mexican vacation.

-In other joint vacation news, Jessica Simpson is in Hawaii with CaCee Cobb and Donald Faison.

-Meanwhile, Taylor Swift and Harry Styles posed with fans in the Caribbean.

-Awww. Friday Night Lights’ star Zach Gilford got married. Saracen!

-Speaking of FNLJosh Hutcherson wants to watch it with you while giving you a massage and baking you a pie.

-When Jay-Z watches basketball games at the Barclays Center in Brooklyn, Blue Ivy chills downstairs in a $1 million/year rented nursery. FML.

-Wait, is there supposed to be sexual tension between Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton in the Hansel and Gretel trailer?!

Jen McDonnell is an entertainment freelancer and social media specialist. She put her celeb stalking skills to good use as managing editor of www.dose.ca. Likes: pop culture, celebrity dirt, guilty pleasure TV, George Clooney, cheese. Dislikes: people who use 'begs the question' incorrectly. Follow Jen on Twitter @jen_mcdonnell. Follow Jen

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