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Trouble in Paradise for Diane Kruger and Joshua Jackson?

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-I have way too many feelings about those reports of Diane Kruger making out with Norman Reedus. Denials are flying, but any whiff of trouble between Kruger and Joshua Jackson gives me heart palpitations. I saw Kruger and Reedus together at a TIFF party a few months ago and they seemed friendly, but not her-straddling-and-kissing-him-friendly, so I’m just going to keep replaying that in my mind until this goes away…

-The new Star Wars movie needs to make $1.5 billion in order for it to be a success which, according to Steven Spielberg, is currently keeping JJ Abrams up at night.

–Serena Williams’ Sports Illustrated cover is a thing of beauty. The fact that people are legit mad that she was named Sportsperson of the Year over a horse is all kinds of cray.

-The Critics Choice nominations were announced today, and the TV side might be the most flawless bunch of nominations I’ve ever seen. I don’t want to flip a table over any category (and that never happens).

-The girl Justin Bieber was cozying up to looks like a Kardashian, but is not actually a Kardashian.

–Melissa McCarthy seems to be the only one who’s surprised and/or sad that CBS cancelled Mike & Molly.

-This press tour for Joy is really taking it’s toll on Jennifer Lawrence. She just compared Kim Kardashian to Kate Middleton.

-Love Actually’s best plot just got even more depressing. I’m just going to go ahead and repress this.

-You know how Tina Fey once said that someone called her the c-word on the SNL set? Yeah, it was Colin Quinn.

–Kim Kardashian ate her placenta and now wants to tell you about it — but you’ll have to pay for the honour.

-The extended trailer for the new season of The 100 just came out and it’s so, so epic! This show is way better than it has any right to be.

–Leonardo DiCaprio says he almost became shark food while shooting The Revanant.

–Channing Tatum goes full Beyoncé and Joel McHale gets turned on in this Lip Sync Battle season two trailer.

-The international trailer for Captain America: Civil War features more Iron Man footage.

–Will Smith says that Donald Trump may “force” him to run for president. Guys, this might actually turn into a thing.

-The first Independence Day: Resurgence trailer is here, and it’s intense.

Watch Channing Tatum Yell at at Kitten

-Last night, Jimmy Kimmel made Channing Tatum cuss out a kitten and Stephen Colbert made Victoria’s Secret models eat chicken wings. What a time to be alive!

–Stephen Colbert also sang a duet with Steve Carell, while Claire Danes proved that she’s a Pictionary pro on Fallon.

–Gwyneth Paltrow’s GOOP pop up shop was robbed of $170k worth of merchandise. Which is what, two artisan-made garlic peelers?

–Jared Leto has apologized for bitching about Taylor Swift because he knows who run the world (girls).

-I’m so uncomfortable by John Stamos’ butt. Like, maybe the pose wouldn’t be so awkward if he wasn’t wearing the shirt and thrusting at the window? Probably not tho.

-I hate Jenna Dewan’s dress here. Marchesa strikes again!

-SWEET!! The Hollywood Reporter has the story behind that uber-awkward photo of Angelina Jolie and Amy Pascal following the Sony hack.

-On Ellen, Joshua Jackson talked about how Diane Kruger likes him “schlubby.” He’s been taking his shirt off a lot this season on The Affair (A LOT!) and I’m not complaining.

-Scott Weiland’s ex-wife wrote an emotional letter in Rolling Stone about how it’s time to stop making dead rock stars into martyrs.

-I hate everything about the news that Abigail Breslin will play Baby in a ABC movie remake of Dirty Dancing. EVERYTHING.

-Ant-Man just got the Honest Trailers treatment.

–Rihanna just announced her NYFW show — we think.

-It’s worth scrolling through People’s Twitter feed for their #AskTinaandAmy thread. Amy Poehler’s reaction to a tattoo of Tina Fey is the best.

–Rachel Dratch ran the “Escape from Scientology” obstacle course on Billy on the Street, and it was perfection.

-In case you need something to distract you from your family over the holidays, critics are saying that Transparent’s second season may be better than its first.

-And this is why I’m still not 100% on board with fan conventions: The Walking Dead’s Norman Reedus was just bitten by a fan at one.

–The Rock continues to be the nicest bro in broland.

–Mariah Carey wears a bathing suit in the bathtub in case her kids come in, which is the most Mariah Carey-y thing I’ve ever heard.

–Prince’s cover of “Creep” from Coachella 2008 is back online after Radiohead reminded him that it’s their song so he can’t pull it. I was at this concert — still gives me chills.

–JK Rowling wants people to stop comparing Donald Trump to Voldemort — and for good reason.

-I don’t understand why Selena Gomez was walking a red carpet with a cheeseburger, but I love that she made her poor assistant hold it.

-The best part of EW is Bullseye on the last page of each issue, so 100 Bullseyes makes me happy.

–Adam Scott is still waiting to be invited into Taylor Swift’s squad.

–Margaret Atwood is writing a superhero comic. Get on it, CW!

–Keanu Reeves tries to find his partner’s killer in the trailer for Exposed. I like it when his hair is this short, like in Speed. It’s peak Keanu.

Madonna’s Latest Video Fail

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-My, how the mighty have fallen. Madonna‘s “Bitch, I’m Madonna” video was supposed to drop yesterday but was delayed (the second time that’s happened to her this year). Then it debuted on Tidal for subscribers only — though it keeps getting uploaded and pulled on YT. And when I finally found a version online, it turned out to be super underwhelming. Despite promising cameos by Beyonce, Katy Perry, Nicki Minaj, Miley Cyrus and more, none of them actually interact with Madonna. Nicki, for instance, couldn’t be bothered to show up and basically FaceTimes into it. How did this happen?

-When Miley wasn’t barely appearing in Madonna’s video, she was busy launching an Instagram series called #InstaPride to celebrate transgender people. Man, I’m really starting to like this kid.

-According to Us Weekly, Charlize Theron and Sean Penn are dunzo.

–Emma Stone talks about panic attacks, the Sony hack and maintaining her privacy in this charming new interview. (I love that as a kid she was a computer geek who knew HTML.) She also admits that she passed on the all-female Ghostbusters remake because she didn’t want to commit to another franchise.

–Mindy Kaling tried out a sexual abuse joke on GMA this morning and it went over about as well as could be expected.

-Meanwhile, her movie Inside Out is currently sitting at 100% fresh on Rotten Tomatoes with 61 reviews counted.

–James Corden mocked Donald Trump’s presidential announcement with a new game show called “Trump Stumpers” and it was hilarious.

-Also, Corden helped Arnold Schwarzenegger act out all of his movies in just six minutes.

-Meanwhile, the best part about this oral history of Batman Forever is when a producer lets it slip that Arnold pays $1 a year to “borrow” the Mr. Freeze costume. lolololol

-Words I never wanted to say/think/type: The Walking Dead’s Norman Reedus and Emily Kinney are rumoured to be dating. He’s 46 and she’s 29 (which is way older than I thought she was, but still). Luckily, it may just be wishful thinking by fans/Us Weekly: Norman’s rep has denied the report.

–Aaron Paul is going to be in a Hulu show created by Jason Katims?! YOU GET ME, HULU.

-Great Buzzfeed article on the latest tabloid taboo: When a celebrity is in an observable same-sex relationship, and how the media is obsessed with self-declaration.

-There’s a lot of talk about  Jennifer Lawrence‘s $20 million payday, so Vulture has a detailed explanation about why she deserves every damn penny.

-Brace yourselves: the Internet is going to ruin Game of Thrones‘ next season long before it premieres. (Just in case the actor in question’s complete lack of IMDB activity for the next year hasn’t already tipped you off…)

-This article on HBO includes a line about how the network is wooing ex ESPNer Bill Simmons. Also, The Wire creator David Simon is working on a porn show set in the 70s for HBO.

-In his Reddit AMA, Channing Tatum mocks Jupiter Ascending, talks about his love of Chili’s and getting lost in Matt Bomer‘s eyes, and is an all-around charm bomb.

–Stephen Amell is using his huge Facebook following to get Blue Jays’ third basemen Josh Donaldson voted into the MLB All-Star Game. And he called out this article about it for having “possibly the worst headline ever.” (I dunno, it got me to click on an article about BASEBALL, so I kinda think it’s a winner…)

-@smartbitches is reading the new 50 Shades book and live-tweeting it, and it’s glorious!

-The early reviews for True Detective season 2 aren’t exactly glowing, but at least Taylor Kitsch looks great in the new issue of Elle.

-Does this Nic Cage movie actually look good, or am I just drunk(er than usual)?