-I managed to pop by Lainey‘s SMUT Soiree Monday night, which was a blast. The turnout was huge this year (800 people!) and the gossip was as juicy as ever. Smut was served, dirt was dished, and blind items were (kinda) revealed. Celebrities in the crosshairs included Julia Roberts, John Travolta, Alexander Skarsgård, Chris Hemsworth, Halle Berry, Ben Affleck, Johnny Depp, Heidi Klum and Kim Kardashian (who Lainey hilariously refuses to refer to by name, instead calling her “Kanye West’s girlfriend.” That sounds about right.)
–Jennifer Lawrence doesn’t just play a hero on film; she sprung into action when a woman fainted in front of her house.
-Meanwhile, Jena Malone is reportedly up for the part of Johanna in the Hunger Games sequel. I don’t hate that.
-Shocking report: Jason Lee gave his new kid a surprisingly not terrible name.
-Yikes! Rihanna bodyguard just punched a pap in London.
–Blake Lively brought some serious va-va-voom to the Savages premiere.
-Elsewhere at the Savages premiere, John Travolta and Kelly Preston got all kissy-face on the red carpet. Um, ok then.
-Whoa, Reese Witherspoon‘s belly bump seemed to come out of nowhere!
-In honour of the anniversary of Michael Jackson‘s death, Beyonce penned a note about him for her website.
-I can’t stop staring at this photo of the reunited Spice Girls. Can. Not. Stop.
-Congrats to Zach Galifianakis, who just got engaged. Let’s hope he’s not planning to go to Vegas for the bachelor party.
–Jennifer Aniston was spotted wearing a diamond, which has everyone talking about a possible engagement. Cue the endless ‘racing Brangelina to the altar’ tab covers…
–Emily Blunt just revealed that George Clooney offered up his home for her wedding. Swoon!
-Is James Franco persuing Lovelace costar Amanda Seyfried?
-Poor Jon Hamm! He and his girlfriend were robbed during their recent stay in London.
–Joe Manganiello‘s stripper moves are pure magic. If you look closely, you can see Kathie Lee‘s drool.
–Adam Levine knows exactly what he’s doing. He got Minka Kelly to play his wife/baby mama in the new Maroon 5 video.