–Amy Schumer is only two episodes into the new season and continues to kill it. Her One Direction parody is on point! She also filled her Twitter feed last night with #girlyoudontneedmakeup pics, which was amazing.
-Here we go again. Miley Cyrus is reportedly “hanging out” with Liam Hemsworth.
-A cute song isn’t going to make me like you, Jeremy Renner. Nice try, tho. Ruffalo, you’re still perfect.
–Amal Clooney continues to give good dress.
-When asked about her management style, Jessica Alba says she makes people cry. To be fair, if she was my boss I’d probably spend a lot of time weeping anyway.
–Kristen Stewart says the industry “is disgustingly sexist” in her new Harper’s interview.
-Speaking of Hollywood being gross, Mae Whitman is apparently not hot enough to reprise her role in Independence Day for the sequel? Screw that noise! Twitter was not happy when the news broke. (Also, I love that this article links to Heather Matarazzo’s brilliant blog post on what it means to “be f*ckable,” which is always worth a read.)
-A female-driven 21 Jump Street spin-off from the Broad City writers? WANT!
–Scarlett Johansson mocks the Avengers and says “testicles pickles” in her new SNL promos.
-Star Trek actress Alice Eve has apologized for comments she made about Bruce Jenner. Good intentions, stupid statement.
-There’s a new rendition of “Cups” in the Pitch Perfect sequel. Yeah, that clip wasn’t sad at all. No, YOU’RE crying!
–Mariah Carey is best friends with a dolphin. Of course she is.
–Blake Lively will breastfeed during interviews, as long as the reporter promises not to describe her areolas. Seems fair.
-Despite yesterday’s reports, Joni Mitchell is ‘alert’ and not in a coma, says a statement on the singer’s website.
-I really wouldn’t have guessed that Donald Glover had a six-pack. Not complaining, though.
-The network upfronts are almost here, which means we’re going to get a slew of TV cancellations in the next week or so. The first casualty: Revenge.
-There’s something really satisfying about watching Meredith Viera own Stacey Dash in the wage gap debate.
–Kevin Zegers (aka – the prettiest man I’ve ever seen in real life) and his wife are expecting twins.
-I want — no, I NEED Carey Mulligan‘s UFO shirt.
-This time next week, Amy Adams may be a married lady.
–Joss Whedon continues to crap all over Marvel’s choices, saying that he fought for Daredevil to be a movie instead of a TV show. (I’d love to know his thoughts on the show. Every critic I follow loves it but I’m five episodes in and want to bail so hard…)
-Here’s some insight into the way DC Universe movies are being developed. (Spoiler: BADLY.)
-The New York Times’ interview with David Letterman reflecting on his career is definitely worth a read. Speaking of his initial hopes for his replacement: “I thought, well, maybe this will be a good opportunity to put a black person on, and it would be a good opportunity to put a woman on.”
-Dayum, the final Mad Max trailer is even better than the previous ones — and that’s saying something!
-Here’s Emma Stone and Joaquin Phoenix in the first trailer for Irrational Man. It has the requisite level of creepiness required for a Woody Allen joint.
