-What’s happening with Jennifer Hudson’s Cosmo cover? Is she dancing? Is she fighting? Also, I haven’t read Cosmo in decades but all of those headlines are hilariously bad.
-The Queen won’t let Kate Middletonwear nail polish? Man, I can’t wait until Megan Markle shakes this up.
-This interview with Melissa Leo is bananas. She talks about how difficult women directors are, says the reason she hasn’t been harassed by directors is because she’s “a small-breasted, red-headed woman with little eyes” and gets defensive over simple questions. The reporter calls it “the strangest and most uncomfortable interview I have ever done.”
-Here’s Jeff Goldblum coming up with hilarious, creative compliments for the Thor cast. I love that he uses exclamations like “super-duper” and “by gum!”
-HBO is dropping its project with news analyst Mark Halperin amid sexual-harassment allegations.
-Mandy Moore says she met her husband on Instagram, so keep on double tapping all the latte art photos that cute guy you don’t actually know posts.
–Ashley Judd, who was one of the first women to go on the record and kick this whole Weinstein story off, spoke with Sawyer about her experiences on Good Morning America.
-Meanwhile, Selma Blair and Rachel McAdams came forward to share their encounters with James Toback, and it sounds horrific. McAdams said when she told her agent what happened, she wasn’t surprised. “That is when I got mad, because I felt like I was kind of thrown into the lion’s den and given no warning that he was a predator.”
-In EW’s new cover story, insiders get really candid about why this moment in Hollywood is very different.
-The cast of Ryan Murphy‘s latest TV project is insane. Pose will star Kate Mara, James Van Der Beek and Tatiana Maslany, as well as the largest number of transgender actors in television history to have series regular roles.
-I’m really digging Rihanna’s hair on the cover of Glamour. Could have done without seeing her nipple in her new music video, though.
–Miley Cyrus says she just wants to have fun and “not think about any kind of repercussion.” One of those repercussions, however, is not an unplanned pregnancy. She’s laughing off rumours that she’s carrying Juicy J’s baby.
–Kate Upton and Maksim Chmerkovskiy are trying to convince us that they’re “very serious” about their relationship, even though it’s only 0.0043 seconds old.
-Is Ashley Greene engaged to Liam Hemsworth’s BFF — or does she just want us to think she is?
-Even more exciting than the rumoured Jennifer Lawrence cameo, Billy in 4C is coming back for the Dumb and Dumber sequel!
-Who gave Jennifer Hudson permission to spoof Kerry Washington in Scandal? Even if it is for a PSA, she’s pretty terrible in it.
-Jenny Slate and Michael Cera covered Meredith Brooks‘ “Bitch” for a bizarre fake music video.
–Harvey Weinstein is hinting that he’s going to put his weight behind Fruitvale Station come Oscar season.
-A new clip from Gravity has surfaced. It’s just a little over one minute long and already I’m sweating. This movie might actually kill me.
-Not surprisingly, the Breaking Bad finale pulled in ginormous ratings with 10.3 million viewers. (For perspective, last year’s finale earned 1.9 million viewers — and that was considered good.) Also, it was also downloaded 500k times in 12 hours. Surprisingly, Homeland also came back to its best ratings ever. Revenge, Once Upon a Time, and The Good Wife all returned to low numbers.
–Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul discuss the show’s ending in this new interview, and creator Vince Gilliganexplains himself.
-According to publicist Jonathan Jaxson, Amanda Bynes was arrested after he got the police to go to her home by offering “proof” that she was suicidal. He calls the arrest “a successful intervention.” (But aren’t interventions supposed to included loved ones and banners?)
-Oh, and she showed up in court today looking like this. She told the judge that the bong-like object she threw out her window when the cops arrived was “just a vase.” Meanwhile, her parents are reportedly seeking conservatorship.
–Breaking Bad‘s Aaron Paul is rumoured to be getting married this weekend. Sigh.
-Weird feud of the day: Danielle Fishelvs. Bob Saget.
-Just in case this GIF didn’t already convince you, Taylor Swift wants the world to know that she doesn’t approve of BFF Selena Gomez’s relationship with Justin Bieber.
-Meanwhile, Selena was spotted at dinner with Justin’s BFF Jaden Smith.
-I’m thrilled that Before Midnight is getting rave reviews (96% on Rotten Tomatoes!). I’m less thrilled that it’s not coming to Canada for a few more weeks. I actually stomped my foot when I found that out. Like, a full-on stomp.
-You know, it would take a lot to get me to watch American Idol, but having past winners as judges could nudge me in that direction. Jennifer Hudson has already signed on, and Kelly Clarkson is expected to soon follow suit.
–Morgan Freeman‘s explanation for why he fell asleep in an interview is adorabs! “I’m a beta tester for Google Eyelids. I was merely updating my Facebook page.”
–Katie Holmes and costar Luke Kirby were “almost holding hands” offset. What does that even mean?!
–Jason Sudeikis says he’s on the fence about returning to SNL next year. Perhaps he’s been reading the reactions to his We’re The Millers trailer?
-I only got to watch the first four minutes of Mariah Carey‘s GMA performance this morning before I had to leave for work, but I thought nothing could top her having to be practically carried up the stairs and complaining about how she didn’t have time to put on her microphone. I was wrong.
–Lindsay Lohan‘s “dealer” claims she spent $15,000 on cocaine and pills. It probably says something terrible about me that I read that and thought “that’s it?”
-That kid who asked Kate Upton to the prom but got turned down ended up getting the last laugh: supermodel Nina Agdaltook him instead.
-There’s a Girls porn parody, and Lena Dunham is not thrilled about it.
-On the other end of the spectrum, have you ever seen Reese Witherspoonsmile so hard for the paps? Ever?
-A film that features a 10-minute lesbian sex scene might actually walk away with the top prize at this year’s Cannes.
-I love the fact that the Toronto Police had to put out a release warning people not to drive like idiots after watching Fast & Furious 6 this weekend.
–Elisabeth Moss was on Bravo’s Watch What Happens Live last night, and she was amazing. She dissed Jeremy Piven and talked about Jon Hamm’s junk.
-A bunch of TV critics weigh in on whether or not we should binge-watchArrested Development this weekend. Meanwhile, here are four brand new clips.
–Lea Michele is writing a book (groan!) and it’s titled Brunette Ambition (double groan!).
–Jennifer Lawrence had some issues with Bradley Cooper’s kissing technique while filming Silver Linings Playbook. I wonder if he needs a second opinion, ’cause I can make myself available.
-Wait, did we know that Melanie Laurentis pregnant?! Also, why isn’t she a ginormous star in the US yet? Universe, make that happen!
-The first trailer for Vince Vaughn‘s Delivery Man (which is a US adaptation of the French-Canadian Starbuck) has landed.
