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Kim Kardashian’s Butt Breaks The Internet…And That Was Before the Full-Frontal Pic

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-Paper magazine set out to “break the internet” when they posted their new cover shot last night of Kim Kardashian‘s naked, champagne-soaked ass (as well as the one above) — and they succeeded. They also inspired memes. So. Many. Memes.

-Paper, not wanting to relinquish the world’s eyeballs just yet, then dropped a full-frontal pic tonight. Just in case you didn’t hate the universe enough already.

-Sadness: Ben Foster and Robin Wright have ended their engagement — and simultaneously ended humanity’s faith in love.

–Jennifer Aniston claims she doesn’t “give a s–t!” about those frequent break-up rumours, which is kind of adorable.

-Cue the “Climax” headlines: a sex tape featuring Usher and his ex-wife Tameka Raymond is reportedly being shopped around.

–Gwyneth Paltrow says “I’d rather die than study my face.” Yeah, I think most people feel that way about her face.

-I’m glad I’m not the only one not really feeling Sleepy Hollow this season. I heartily agree with this list of 6 ways to fix it (especially #2).

-Speaking of TV, this article about why The CW deserves your attention makes me feel better about my TV watching habits. The only three shows that don’t have a tendency to pile up on my DVR are on The CW, which is terrifying when you realize it’s also the network responsible for this.

–Will Wheaton penned great article for the Washington Post about how to stop online trolls.

–Drew Barrymore and Jimmy Fallon proved they’d make terrible perfume salespeople on last night’s Tonight Show.

-Here’s the first trailer for Anne Hathaway in the film Song One. Is this based on a book? I feel like I’ve read or seen this all before.

-There’s now audio of Bryan Cranston narrating the new kids’ book “You Have to F*cking Eat” — and it’s magnificent.

-The only good thing about the Grumpy Cat movie is Aubrey Plaza sarcastically doing press for it.

-The Avengers: Age of Ultron extended trailer looks pretty much the same as the non-extended trailer. WTF, Marvel?

–Johnny Depp gets handsy in the new Mortdecai trailer. This movie continues to look…not good.

-A teaser trailer for Insurgent has landed. I finally got around to finishing the books and I just can’t with this series anymore. I just can’t.

Jennifer Lawrence Is Now a Coldplay Fan

Jennifer Lawrence in the latest 'Be Dior' campaign
Jennifer Lawrence in the latest ‘Be Dior’ campaign. Photo: Patrick Demarchelier/Dior

–Jennifer Lawrence was the guest of honor at last night’s Coldplay gig, where Chris Martin reportedly pointed and sang at her. This is really happening, people!

-Models spent Fashion Week pranking Kendall Jenner, making this the first time I’ve ever rooted for models.

–Miley Cyrus‘ twerking might actually land her in jail.

–Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie‘s wedding pictures didn’t boost People magazine’s sales. It’s a sad day when people care more about Lauren Conrad’s nuptials than Brangelina’s.

–Iggy Azalea slammed her sleazy ex-boyfriend with a lawsuit for leaking her music.

–Ben Affleck admitted to counting cards in casinos. He also says he dedicated himself to being “puffy and hungover” for his role in Gone Girl. Um, yeah. That’s my excuse to.

-Meanwhile, David Fincher says he cast Affleck because of his shit-eating grin.

–Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton lip syncing “Endless Love” on Jimmy Fallon’s show is hilarious. (I’m also glad that her face seems to have calmed down after whatever f*ckery was going on at the VMAs.)

–Jack White trash-talked Foo Fighters and Rolling Stone last night, but he’s already made up with Dave Grohl.

-Well, this sounds adorable: Tina Fey‘s kids had a playdate with the children of Maya Rudolph, Amy Poehler, and Rachel Dratch.

-Also, Tina talked about coming to TIFF and realizing that Canadian fans are weird.

-Break out your all-black outfit and commence mourning: Matthew McConaughey won’t be back for the Magic Mike sequel.

–Ellen Pompeo posted an homage to OITNB from the Grey’s set.

–Eddie Redmayne told this exact same story during the Theory of Everything premiere at TIFF, but it’s charming as hell so we’ll allow it.

-Perfect casting: Grumpy human Aubrey Plaza is set to play Grumpy Cat in a Lifetime movie.

–George Clooney flew 100 cases of tequila to Italy before his wedding. I’m guessing every guest is going home with a bottle or two…

–Ariana Grande continues to be a terrible human being.

-I don’t understand how Red Band Society tanked in the ratings, while Mysteries of Laura did really well. Meanwhile, Linda Holmes from NPR wrote a theme song for MoL that’s hilarious. (Copmom/Momcop is such a better name for that show.)

-Have you watched the new Veronica Mars webseries yet? I agree with EW: it’s more for those who love VM stars, not VM.

–Jimmy Kimmel recut the Mockingjay trailer into a comedy.

–SJP followed up the high of yesterday’s amazing cape with the low of a fannypack.

–Kevin Hart and Josh Gad competed in an epic dance-off on Ellen‘s show today.

-Here’s the trailer for Jessica Chastain‘s latest film, A Most Violent Year. I watched it twice now and I still have no idea what it’s about.

-Speaking of trailers, here’s one for Jason Reitman‘s Men, Women & Children. I saw this at TIFF and really, really didn’t like it.

Rihanna Covers Up For Harper’s Bazaar Arabia

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-It’s a look we’re not used to seeing, but Rihanna looks stunning (and surprisingly modest) in her new cover shoot for Harper’s Bazaar Arabia.

-Want to feel like you attended Beyonce and Jay Z‘s wedding? Just attend their concert instead.

-Also, Beyonce performed in an assless bodysuit last night. That is all.

–Shailene Woodley says she’s currently living with Laura Dern, who played her mom in The Fault In Our Stars. She also calls Kate Winslet  a “badass mothaf—a.”

-Meanwhile, if you loved The Fault in Our Stars, this is great news:  Sarah Polley is in talks to adapt another John Green book.

–Kim Kardashian temporarily had blonde hair and the internet exploded in a feelings orgy.

-Meanwhile, Kim posted a nipple-rific selfie on Instagram and it quickly got 663k likes because humanity is awful.

-Speaking of racy Instagram pics, Lea Michele shared this topless photo from her vacation.

–Will Ferrell unexpectedly showed up at a World Cup pep rally in Brazil — and his speech was perfect.

–Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks are in talks to reunite for a new movie. I so want this to happen!

–Gary Oldman took his apology tour to Jimmy Kimmel’s show last night, telling him “I’m an a-hole; I’m 56 and I should know better.” Too bad I don’t believe a word coming out of his mouth.

–Melissa McCarthy‘s People cover story is full of inspiring awesomeness.

–Jenny McCarthy will probably not return to The View next season because she’s horrible and the audience knows it.

-North Korea has threatened “merciless” retaliation if Seth Rogen and James Franco‘s new movie The Interview is released, calling the film “an act of terrorism” (which, frankly, could describe any of James Franco’s recent art projects.)

-I could watch Russell Brand ranting against Fox News every day for the rest of my life.

–Neil Patrick Harris says the one and only time he slept with a woman was the result of a girl whose friends bet her to have sex with Doogie Howser.

–Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan are denying reports that their marriage is in trouble. Now if they would just address those drinking rumours…

-Here’s the first trailer for Life After Beth, starring Anna Kendrick and a zombie-fied Aubrey Plaza.

-A judge has ordered Scandal star Columbus Short to pay $17k/month in spousal support and $4.5k/month in child support.

-The guy who played Jesse in She’s All That just landed a role in Netflix’s Daredevil.

-It’s official: Lindsay Lohan really is going to star in London’s West End revival of David Mamet’s satirical play Speed-the-Plow. I do not understand this life.

-Downton Abbey’s Dan Stevens gets his creep on in the new trailer for The Guest.