-Is Noah Centineo still the internet’s boyfriend? I had to stop following him on Instagram because his stories were ruining my crush, but I was back to being charmed by him by the photos in this Hollywood Reporter profile.
-Speaking of yummy profiles, this one on Taylor Kitsch is a good read.
–Louis CK is reportedly dating French comedian Blanche Gardin so add her to your prayer list.
-“thank u, next” is a great song from Ariana Grande. But a performance inspired by First Wives Club makes it even better.
–Owen Wilson reportedly has no interest in meeting his newborn daughter.
–Octavia Spencer wants Ellen to set her up with Brad Pitt. She should aim higher — doesn’t she know Channing Tatum is single now?
–LeAnn Rimes says she first met husband Eddie Cibrian when she was only 14 and he was 23. That’s not creepy at all.
-I get why Lindsay Lohan wants to be on Busy Phillip‘s show, but aren’t there people who can do this for her via official channels? ‘Cause this is not a good look.
-On Busy’s show, Olivia Munn revealed that she once got some solid dating advice from Jamie Foxx, and now I just want him to leave me pep talks on my voicemail.
-It’s that time of year again! Oprah has unveiled her favourite things, in case you’re in the market for a $42 candle. (I actually found most of the gifts super affordable. I don’t know if she’s come down to Earth or if GOOP has warped my expectations.)
–Nick Jonas and Priyanka Chopra are reportedly planning to get married next month after just seven months of dating, which seems smart.
-Are you watching Bodyguard on Netflix? Richard Madden never really did it for me on Game of Thrones but on this show? Whoa nelly! Buzzfeed got him to read thirst tweets about himself and it was hilarious.
-Just when you thought The Good Fight couldn’t get any better, Michael Sheen just joined the cast.
–Alec Baldwin‘s terrible week continues. His show was just bumped to Saturdays.
–Halsey and John Mayer are exchanging flirty social media messages and now everyone is speculating that they’re dating. Ok.
-The case of Hedley frontman Jacob Hoggard, who faces three sex-related charges, has been put over for three weeks.
–J.K. Rowling‘s assistant reportedly spent her money like she was Voldemort.
–Sarah Jessica Parker says she’s tired of “unlikeable” women characters getting a bad rep.
-Here’s the trailer for film festival darling Capernaum, in which a boy sues his parents for bringing him into a world of pain and suffering.