-God, I love when Angelina Jolie has a movie to promote. Suddenly, her sacred privacy goes out the window and she gushes about Brad Pitt, talks about being worried she’d never meet Mr. Right, and opens up about her kids. (Also, doesn’t it look like she’s wearing her Maleficent cheekbones in this photo?)
-That photo of 13-year-old Willow Smith lounging on a bed with a half-naked man that everyone is freaking out about? Will Smith is cool with it.
–Sally Field beat Julia Roberts in a curse-off on Kimmel this week.
–Hugh Jackman, Michael Fassbender and James McAvoy danced to “Blurred Lines” on The Graham Norton Show, and it was glorious.
–Gwyneth Paltrow‘s GOOP threw the classiest yard sale ever.
-In news that will surprise no one, Zac Efron makes a really pretty girl. Seth Rogen does not.
-In The Hollywood Reporter’s new cover story, Ellen Page addresses the ‘super, super disturbing’ allegations in the Bryan Singer case.
–Patton Oswalt‘s fake apology tweets are a thing of beauty.
–Olivia Wilde joined Billy on the Street for a rousing game of John Mayer or Pepé Le Pew?
–Emma Stone wants women to be nicer to each other already.
–Alec Baldwin reportedly doesn’t want his daughter Irelanddating Ryan Lochte, so he should be thrilled with this photo of her making out with Angel Haze.
-Sleepy Hollow is getting more episodes next season, and I’m not entirely sure that’s a good thing. One of the reasons the first season was so good was because it was tight and focused.
–Shonda Rhimes is shutting down Deadline’s story about Scandal recasting Harrison.
–Kristin Cavallari has given birth to another baby boy.
–Blake Lively has suddenly gone from being in hiding to being everywhere. She followed up her PDA-filled appearance at the MET Gala with a Gucci event.
–Rihanna hosted a MET Gala after-party but Anne Hathaway out-wilded her at it.
–Matt Damon says he’s “thrilled” about BFF George Clooney’s engagement. That makes one of us.
-It looks like the ER money has already run out: Mekhi Phifer just filed for bankruptcy.
–Neil Patrick Harris got super naked for the new cover of Rolling Stone.
-Between her stupid talk about feminism and her ranting about eating clay, I think I need a little break from Shailene Woodley.
-Meanwhile, the Fault In Our Stars trailer is the most “liked” trailer in YouTube history.
–Shenae Grimes thought it would be a good idea to talk shit about Hamilton on Twitter. It was not.
–Chelsea Handler‘s battle with E! has claimed a new victim — Ross Mathews‘s talk show has reportedly been axed.
–Justin Bieber‘s got a rumoured new squeeze. Poor girl. (He was reportedly at my hotel in Vegas on Saturday. Unsurprisingly, I didn’t bother to go looking for him.)
–Jennifer Lopez says her split from Marc Anthony was “a tremendous low.”
-If you want to know what James Franco looks like when he’s flirting with young girls, check out this clip from Palo Alto.
–Paul Rudd and Jon Hamm once competed in a game of Trivial Pursuit to impress a girl. (Also, is that not the most unflattering cover photo of Hamm you’ve ever seen?)
-I missed the Mindy Project’s season finale last night, but all reports were that it was perfect and kept up with the rom-com theme.
-Fox and NBC ordered a ton of new TV shows. Some sound good, others star Katherine Heigl.
-Also getting a new show is Rashida Jones, whose cop comedy is coming to TBS.
-In crappy comedy news, Trophy Wife is pretty much done judging by this week’s ratings.
-Speaking of TV, the new Gotham trailer looks great. I missed you, Ryan Atwood!