-The Succession season 3 trailer has arrived and it’s got everything: fake cyanide pills, Logan in “full fu*king beast” mode, Adrien Brody looking cold, Alexander Skarsgard using his real accent.
–Anya Taylor-Joy is on the October cover of Vogue Mexico.
-Here’s the You season 3 trailer. (The noise I made when Scott Speedman showed up…) Twitter buzz from TV critics suggest this is its strongest season yet.
–The Humans trailershows Beanie Feldstein, Steven Yeun, Richard Jenkins and Amy Schumer trying to survive a family dinner in a horrible NYC apartment. This is my closing TIFF film this weekend so I’m hoping to end on a high.
-Here’s the first teaser for Guillermo Del Toro’s Nightmare Alley, starring Bradley Cooper and Cate Blanchett.
–Prince Harry and Megan Markle finished their week of royal duties at a Commonwealth Day service, and Prince William and Kate appeared to keep their distance. In particular, this video seems to show a snub.
-Asked about Prince Andrew‘s initial offer of cooperation in the Jeffrey Epstein case, U.S. Attorney Geoffrey Bermansays the royal has “completely shut the door on any voluntary cooperation” and his office is “considering our options.”
–Elizabeth Warren and Kate McKinnondid the best “drop the flip switch” challenge yet.
-Lost’s Evangeline Lilly opened up about a”rough” time last year in an Instagram post: “I didn’t want to share all of it with you because i didn’t want to be a dark cloud in your world…I struggle deeply with feeling that all I ever am is what I feel everyone else wants and needs me to be. I often feel alone and unseen.”
-The full Allure cover storyon the Dixie Chicks is now available online, and in it the writer says “I am meeting the Dixie Chicks to not discuss their new album, Gaslighter. It is their first in 14 years, but due to ongoing legal disputes, we cannot talk about it.” The legal dispute likely refers to what’s going on between Natalie Maines and Heroes star Adrian Pasdar, whose divorced was finalized in Dec but are still fighting about the confidentiality clause in the the prenuptial agreement.
-Modern Family’s Ed O’Neillwas on Ellen, where he told a funny story about always embarrassing his teen daughters by introducing them to celebrities he’s never met, so his daughter refused to meet Leonardo DiCaprio — who he actually knows.
–Ellen Pompeo and T.R. Knightreunited the day after Alex shocker on Grey’s. I bet they had some catching up to do.
-I can’t believe I watched the entire season of The Outsiders and had no clue that last night’s finale (which wasn’t very good) would include an important post-credits scene. HBO has got to stop doing that.
-Between Stephen King lamenting Hachette’s choice to “muzzle” Woody Allen, and Bill Maherdefending Chris Matthews, it’s probably a good time to remind everyone that rich white dudes aren’t automatically entitled to lucrative publishing and TV contracts.
-These PS I Still Love You bloopers are very cute.
–Lil Yachty dressed up like Oprah to interview Drake in their new music video.
-The new trailer for Black Widow (which is still slated to come out May 1…for now) looks great and makes me even angrier about Natasha’s fate in Endgame.
–Bill Hader and Rachel Bilsonconfirmed they’re datingby walking the Golden Globes red carpet together. I know their relationship is still very new but I think I would die for them?
-In case you missed it, here’s Michelle Williams‘ excellent Globes acceptance speech, in which she advocates for abortion access.
-I know the Globes are ridiculous and tend to reward the stars who wined and dined the voters (hello, Taron Egerton!) but don’t discount how 1917’s big win positions it in the Oscar race. The Academy’s voting window is incredibly tight this year (only one week — the shortest ever) and closes tomorrow night. Voters who hadn’t yet watched their 1917 screener might feel the need to now after its big Globes boost.
-A year after she was spotted at a Globes after-party with Pete Davidson, Kate Beckinsale appeared to leave an after-party with Machine Gun Kelly last night. Gah, I love her so hard.
–Lili Reinhart and Cole Sprouse‘s camps insist they are doing just fine despite the fact that he was seen leaving a Globes after-party with Lily-Rose Depp.
-My fave part about Brad Pitt’s Titanic joke to Leo (or how he will now be forever known: LDC) is how Reese Witherspoon can be seen in the background explaining it to Jennifer Aniston.
–Brad and Leo were on Marc Maron’s podcast, where Brad talked about how people are obsessed with his personal life. (“I’m just like trash mag fodder. I don’t know. Because of my disaster of a personal life, probably.”) I dunno. I think we could probably be talking more about how he was only allowed supervised visits with his kids for like, three years.
–Rian Johnson says he’s working on a Knives Out sequelfocused on Daniel Craig‘s Benoit Blanc character. Here for it!
-It sucks that NBC isn’t doing much to promote Zooey’s Extraordinary Playlist — premiering tomorrow and starring Lauren Graham, Jane Levy and Skyler Astin — because the reviews are pretty glowing.
-From DC to Marvel: Christian Bale is in talks to star in the next Thor movie.
–This photo of Gwyneth Paltrow promoting her new Netflix show The Goop Lab raises a lot of questions: Why isn’t the word lab in quotes? Why is her face unrecognizable? Why is she standing in a vagina?!!??
–The traileris equally confusing (although “How can we really milk the shit out of this?” is the truest thing Gwyeneth has ever said in relation to Goop).
