–Lea Michele has broken her silence since Cory Monteith‘s death, tweeting that “Cory will forever be in my heart.” 😐
-I’m glad (though not surprised) that all of the non-spoilery reviews coming in for the Breaking Bad season premiere are rapturous.
–Nicki Minaj has been spotted wearing a diamond ring. Maybe DJ Khaled‘s video proposal wasn’t as bad as we thought?
–Jay Z responded to an accusation by Harry Belafonte that he doesn’t do enough for charity by saying, “This is going to sound arrogant, but my presence is charity. Just who I am, [is charity], just like Obama is.” So yeah…that happened.
-Thank goodness this photo of Beyonce dressed as Batman is redeeming his household.
-I’m really digging Diane Kruger‘s boots in these photos. It takes a lot to pull by focus from Joshua Jackson, but those did it.
–Sam Elliott will play Ron Swanson’s doppelganger on Parks and Rec, which is pretty brill casting.
-Oh crap. Britney Spears‘ creepy ex-manager Sam Lutfi is reportedly trying to insinuate himself into Amanda Bynes’ life.
-It’s not like anyone thought we should look to Tim Allen for moral guidance or anything, but he gave a surprisingly disgusting interview this weekend in which he repeatedly uses the n-word and defends Paula Deen.
-Speaking of racist bs, Lupe Fiasco tweeted some crap about Donald Glover.
–Miley Cyrus has recorded an acoustic cover of Les Mis‘ “On My Own.” Well, at least it’s slightly better than Katie Holmes’ version.
-Meanwhile, Miley wanted to find a “weird tranny bar” in Germany, because she’s all edgy now or something.
–Johnny Depp says retirement from acting is “probably not too far away.” Maybe that’s why he’s been cranking out mortgage-payment flicks like The Lone Ranger.
–Woody Allen‘s Blue Jasmine did very, very well this weekend…even though it only opened on six screens.
-As soon as Lindsay Lohan finishes rehab, she’s going to Europe (presumably without her newly banned friends).
–Julianne Hough and Nina Dobrev shared photos from Selena Gomez‘s birthday celebrations, which apparently included a party bus.
-Meanwhile, I’m really digging Nina Dobrev’s clutch.
–Taylor Swift just can’t get enough of paddle boarding. She was spotted doing it with Ed Sheeran.
–Kristen Bell played a hilarious game of “Would You Rather?” during her Reddit AMA.
-Fun fact: Shailene Woodley doesn’t want your kisses to taste like Gatorade.
–Wil Wheaton talks about being harassed by autograph hounds, and how Felicia Day saved him.
–Sharon Osbourne thinks Justin Bieber needs to simmer the eff down.
–Real Housewife “star” Teresa Giudice has been indicted on fraud and tax charges by the Feds. She and her husband face 50 years in jail.
–Neil Patrick Harris is not denying reports that he’s joining the cast of Gone Girl.
–Lady Gaga announced her next single by tweeted a naked photo.
-The young guy from Teen Wolf is engaged.
–Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Lawrence and Kristen Stewart are the highest paid actresses in Hollywood. One of these things is not like the other…
–Angelina Jolie looks awesome in Japan. Brad Pitt looks ridiculous.
-A new teaser for Homeland pretty much dashes any hope that next season is going to be Brody-lite. Sigh.
-Here’s a new clip from Lars von Trier‘s upcoming Nymphomaniac, featuring a British-accented Shia LaBeouf.
-I’m very excited by the American Milkshake trailer, mostly because it stars that awesome kid from Half Nelson.
-Today we got