-An bootlegged hour of audio from Louis C.K.‘s Dec 16th standup routine was leakedan it’s bad. Like stupidly, shockingly tone-deaf, ‘this man has learned nothing’ bad. He makes fun of kids who want to identify as gender neutral before launching into a diatribe against the Parkland survivors. (“You’re not interesting because you went to a high school where kids got shot. Why does that mean I have to listen to you? You didn’t get shot, you pushed some fat kid in the way and now I’ve gotta listen to you talking?”) It’s not that certain topics should be off-limits to comedy, but if you’re going to go there, can’t you say…something? This isn’t funny or probing or interesting; this is just bitter. Here’s a good takeon the whole disappointing situation.
-Meanwhile, a Parkland survivor has responded to him: “Since you like making fun of me and other Parkland survivors behind closed doors, I’m right here if you want to talk. Just try to keep it in your pants, ok?”
-That ridiculous, weird video that Kevin Spacey released as soon as news came out that he’s being charged with felony sexual assault racked up 4.5 million views in the first 24 hours (it’s currently over 8 million). Meanwhile, despite reports that the case against him includes video evidence, he is reportedly planning to plead not guilty. Today, a judge denied Spacey’s motion that he be excused from appearing in court, which the actor claimed would “amplify the negative publicity.”
–Spacey was also photographed wearing a “retired since 2017” hat, so he seems to be taking this super seriously.
-I haven’t gotten around to watching Black Mirror’s choose-your-ending Bandersnatch special, but apparently there are eight different possible results (though there’s one ending that people seem to be loving more than the others).
-The Golden Globe promoswith Sandra Oh and Andy Samberg are delightfully nonsensical.
–Ariana Grande posted, then quickly deleteda new Mac Miller tribute – and followed it up with a post that read, “Farewell 2018, you f—.” Word.
–Sandra Bullock went on Ellen and talked about having a crush on Keanu Reeves during the filming of Speed and I’ve never related to her more.
–Jennifer Lawrence says she once got so stoned with rappers at a party that she began yelling at a woman at the port-a-potty about pooping. That seems very on brand.
-Writing about TV ships is my favourite kind of writing.
-What better way to close out this year than with video of Celine Dion rocking out at a Lady Gaga show?
–Lupita Nyong’o, Winston Duke and Elisabeth Moss star in the trailer for Jordan Peele‘s upcoming horror film Us.
The past few years we’ve been complaining about Peak TV and how it meant we didn’t have enough time to watch everything we wanted to. But 2018 introduced a new problem: TV shows we didn’t even know existed, let alone got around to watching! Did you know that Catherine Zeta Jones is currently starring on a Facebook series? Or that Toni Collette and Emma Stone did Netflix shows? How about Ben Stiller and Benico Del Toro’s series on Showtime, or Michael Shannon’s drama on AMC? Kevin Costner on Paramount TV? Sean Penn on Hulu? There’s so much new TV coming at us all the time, it’s hard to even know what we’re missing.
But when it comes to the shows we DID watch, one thing is clear: 2018 wasn’t a stellar year for television. Sure, there were a lot of good/decent shows, but while in other years it was hard to narrow it down to a top 10, this year only a few shows felt like essential, A+ efforts, surrounded by a lot of B/B- level pleasant diversions. As per our annual tradition, my TV-lovin’ buddies Nicole and Angela are joining me to talk about the TV shows we fell in love (or maybe just in like) with this year.
The Good Place Who knew that Shirtless Chidi would have the same reaction on the internet as that Season 1 finale twist did? Season 3 proved to be mostly about The Soul Squad trying to help others on Earth while they can, but as the season drew to a close, we got some kick ass (literally!) scenes and episodes. Also, D’arcy Carden hasn’t made me love the same actor playing multiple characters since Orphan Black, so if she doesn’t get an Emmy nomination (and ultimate win), I swear, I will flip all the tables. –Ange
Though this wasn’t my favourite season (the Earth-bound stuff can’t reach the absurdist heights of the magical good & bad places), a slightly off season is still better than almost anything else out there. And the realization that Chidi is insanely jacked didn’t hurt. -Jen
This show is so wacky and the characters are weird in an adorable 30 Rock way. I’ll watch them whether they’re in limbo or the bad place or Earth. My only request: could Chidi be 90% more shirtless next season? – Nicole
The Americans There was a lot of pressure to really stick the landing on this often brilliant show and somehow they managed to exceed all expectations. I wasn’t quite sure how I wanted it to end but now I can’t imagine it any other way. From the long-awaited confrontation with Stan to Paige’s wordless goodbye, every moment was both devastating and satisfying. Bonus points for the best use of a U2 song ever. -Jen
I am a terrible friend and made everyone wait months until I’d seen the whole season before we could discuss it. What an epic finale for a supremely good show. I loved the way the relationship between Elizabeth and Phillip was tested. The parking garage scene with Stan in the finale killed me. –Nicole
Oof, yes, that parking garage scene still gives me anxiety! The fact that they decided to do it with a lack of a music score just made it all the more intense and heart-racing. It was a great ending to the series, but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t want to write happy fanfiction for The Jennings family at this point. –Ange
The End of The Fucking World There is a super soft spot in my heart for British TV, so naturally I was intrigued by this one, even though I had never heard of the graphic novel it’s based on. Like other dark UK dramas (think: Misfits and Luther), I’m not sure TEOTFW could work as anything BUT a British show. By the end of the season, I really just wanted to hug these little psychopaths and protect them at all costs. –Ange
I breezed through this show in a day! I was so in love with these two characters and spent the whole day hoping these two crazy kids (like, actual kids) would make it. Xoxo – Nicole
What a twisted, quirky little gem. I spent most of the season believing these two little assholes might actually be murderous psychopaths – and yet I still rooted for their romance. Also, can more shows have episodes that clock in around 20 minutes? -Jen
The Good Fight When I heard that season 2 would revolve around Trump (each episode title was simply the date in which he was in the administration), I was weary because the world was/is a giant dumpster fire, but I took the plunge and dove in head first with no regrets. The writers did a great job at keeping things lighter – even with some heavy aspects – in what should have been a difficult season for them to pull off. –Ange
This was appointment viewing for me. I found the lawyer-killing subplot a little tiresome but the way they handled the female dynamics and pitting partners against each other was really interesting, and it kept me riveted. Also, Christine Baranski owning her self defense was great. –Nicole
This show did a season that heavily focused on Trump and somehow I didn’t hate it? The micro-dosing subplot was a little odd, but Christine Baranski’s perfect line reading of “f*ck you” more than made up for it. Bless Canada for airing this on regular TV, instead of making us buy a subscription to CBS’ app like in the US. -Jen
Homecoming I found the first several episodes really compelling and loved the noir-ish style and sometimes overwhelming use of music. Unfortunately, despite some great performances, I stalled on this around episode 6 and had to drag myself back into the series. When I finally did watch the last episodes, I found them less interesting and I think it was the story that weakened. I thought the final episode was truly disappointing and I wish there wasn’t a need to tie things up neatly with a bow. – Nicole
It took me a while to warm up to this one because it’s so very stylized. The present is shot in a claustrophobic, small aspect ratio while the past is in widescreen and the whole thing feels very…affected. I usually hate that showy stuff (just ask Nicole, who had to suffer through watching The Favourite with me next to her sighing loudly at every fish-lens flourish.) But then there was the scene where Julia Roberts’ character remembers something and the aspect slowly grows as the full weight of her realization dawns on her and her mind expands and — ok fine. You win, show. -Jen
Succession I usually think there’s too much TV out there to waste time on a show you’re not loving, but I’m so glad I stuck through the first 3-4 episodes because the second half of the season was totally engrossing. Yes, the characters all remained supremely unlikeable, but damn if I didn’t laugh a lot. Plus, the finale made me jump up off my couch in shock – twice! -Jen
I stalled on this around episode 3 and only got back in because of Jen’s reco. I thought it picked up a lot of steam and the family dynamic got more interesting instead of tedious. Ditto on the last episode! – Nicole
Barry I started Barry late in the game, but was desperate to get it in before we did the roundup this year. WHOA!! I haven’t loved an entire series of a North American show like this in a LONG time. Every single episode was better than the last, and that finale had my palms literally sweating. If someone told me it was a limited series and the whole thing was only those 8 eps I’d be happy, but am pretty excited to see what happens and who comes back for season 2. –Ange
For a comedy, this might be the darkest show I watched all year. The scene of Barry telling his war buddy in the car “why did you have to say that?” stayed with me for weeks. Seeing as the finale answered the question of whether or not he could ever be redeemed VERY definitively, I’m not sure where the show goes from here, but that was a pretty perfect first season. -Jen
The Bold Type I stumbled across this super cute show and ripped through both season 1 & 2. I really loved the way they treated the female relationships and it was a pleasure to watch a really diverse show with young women stumbling through their early career and love lives. It’s a super-fluffy series that still manages to tackle difficult relationship and career situations. I love that they manage to take the sting and shame out of things like losing your job. I also appreciate that they don’t play to the millennial stereotypes because these girls are hungry! – Nicole
I still like this show but we all agree that Jane is the absolute worst, right? -Jen
Sharp Objects 2018 was a flaming heap of garbage for me so I avoided dark shows like the plague (see Bold Type above) – but I made an exception for Sharp Objects and The Handmaid’s Tale. Based on my enjoyment of Gillian Flynn’s books and admiration for director Jean-Marc Vallee, I tuned into a few episodes of this show and quickly found myself absolutely hooked. I became enthralled with Camille’s story and as the final episodes unfolded I fully believed why she chose to act as she did. I found myself irritated by Henry but completely taken in by Adora, Amma and Camille. The performances were stunning and I would only quibble with the need to neatly tie up the end. – Nicole
I felt like I appreciated this show more than I actually enjoyed it, but Amy Adams and Patricia Clarkson were consistently mesmerizing. -Jen
The Handmaid’s Tale Let me just say that I did not love the finale. However I thought there were some incredible episodes this year and I still appreciate that they are creating a show that is at once bleak, sad and reflective of an almost-possible present time while also super compelling and a tiny bit hopeful. I loved what they did with episode 9 where Fred and Serena travel to Canada and we see Serena truly begin to question her position. For me, this season was about hitting the bottom and from that episode onward beginning to crack through the oppression. This was definitely Yvonne Strahovski’s season. –Nicole
I’ll give you that the birth scene was incredible and Yvonne Strahovski did some amazing work this year, but I think I’m out on this show for the same reason I stopped watching The Walking Dead: it’s starting to feel like bleak, hopeless torture porn. And June’s decision in the finale was infuriatingly stupid. -Jen
Legends of Tomorrow In a world of prestige dramas about dark people doing dark things, LoT delivers a much-needed fix of fun. Out of all the DC TV shows I watch, this is probably the one that I’m least emotionally invested in – but it’s also the one that I almost always watch first. It’s just so bonkers entertaining. They’ve leaned into the ridiculousness to such a delightful degree that it hardly comes as a surprise when the villain of the week is a murderous unicorn. -Jen
I’m so happy that LoT has found their footing and the writers just go with it now. Sure, there is some camp to the storylines, but honestly, that’s what makes it so fun! Plus, what other show out there gives us some sweet behind the scenes music videos? Whether they’re doing disco or punk, this cast and crew make it all so enjoyable. –Ange
The Magicians Season 3 is definitely the strongest and best of the series. For what used to be a guilty pleasure show I would describe to people as a “super sexy Harry Potter meets dark Narnia,” The Magicians has quickly evolved into an absolute “must watch live” show for me. We were given an episode that had a beautiful alternate timeline love story between two male leads, and a musical episode that proved to be part of the quest but most of all, ridiculously fun! I knew that this season would be its best yet when the writers even gifted us with a scene filled with pop-culture code banter, complete with subtitles for the audience. –Ange
Killing Eve A delicious cat-and-mouse show that kept me guessing at every turn, Killing Eve’s first season was a tight eight episodes that were anchored by two powerhouse performances: Jodie Comer as a serial killer and Sandra Oh as the intelligence agent who becomes obsessed with finding her. Every episode made me laugh, gasp, and instantly rewind scenes multiple times. -Jen
Pose I kept waiting for something gruesome and horrible to happen to any of the characters on the show (this is a Ryan Murphy series, after all), but the show – set in the 80’s ball culture world of New York during the height of the AIDS epidemic – was such a joyous love letter to the trans community. We definitely see some heavy drama (again, this is a Ryan Murphy series), but there is so much beauty and love and community in this perfectly written series that I found myself wishing I had my own house mother like Blanca on the days I need a motivation to be a better and work harder, or a little “pray tell” when I just need someone to “tell ‘em.” –Ange
I watched the first few episodes and I liked it a lot and then I just — stopped. It’s a negative side effect of Peak TV; there’s too much out there to stick with a show unless it’s hitting some sweet spot for you (especially when some episodes clocked in over an hour). Intellectually, I liked everything it was doing (the costumes, the set designs, its trans-heavy cast, the diversity), but it just didn’t hook me. Still, I’m so thankful that a show like this is being made. –Jen
The Haunting of Hill House The fact that I’m praising a horror show is insane because I am usually way too wimpy to watch anything remotely scary, but this show pulled me in and didn’t let go. I loved the direction (episode 6 is a series of long one shots that made it feel like a play), the family dynamics (it’s basically This Is Us with ghosts), and the twists (episode 8’s jump scare in the car made me scream — which was unfortunate because I was watching it on a plane). -Jen
YES! The Haunting of Hill House is one of those shows that I had seen and added to my Netflix queue, but figured I’d let someone else watch it first because of how much the trailer made my heart race. Truthfully, I foolishly assumed it would be cheap scares and excessive gore, but the drama of the family, with the seriously amazing cinematography made this a must for 2018. –Ange
Schitt’s Creek “Honestly David”, it’s about time the world is finally watching Schitt’s Creek! Season 4 gave us deeper growth for the Rose family and more love and laughs than we thought possible. Who knew that telling someone “You’re my Mariah Carey” or singing an acoustic version of “Simply The Best” by Tina Turner at an open mic night, would be so tear-jerking. EVER. SINGLE. TIME! – Ange
Atlanta It’s hard to pin down what exactly this show is because every episode is something completely different, but it’s almost always amazing. Donald Glover not only managed to avoid the sophomore slump; he somehow topped it with “Robbin’ Season.” The Teddy Perkins episode is the one most people talked about this year (as they should; it was amazing) but I still can’t stop thinking about the one when Paper Boi spent the day with a Instagram influencer and then got lost in the woods. Everyone on the show is outstanding, but Bryan Tyree Henry is doing some next-level work here. -Jen
Honorable Mentions: Ange’s: Room 104’s “Arnold” episode (seriously guys, Julian Wass and Mark Duplass wrote the most perfectly bittersweet musical episode for Atlanta’s Brian Tyree Henry – please, watch this episode NOW!), Daredevil (S3 as a whole, but especially the 11-min. 1-take fight scene!), Doctor Who, GLOW
Nicole’s: Will & Grace, Atlanta, The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina
Jen’s: GLOW, Sharp Objects, American Vandal, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, Bodyguard, Insecure
-Speaking of Jake Gyllenhaal, he’s reportedly dating a 22-year-old model. Sure.
-Wait, Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas had two more wedding receptionsthis week? Is this just their life now?
-An old video of Chris Rock, Louis CK and Ricky Gervais freely talking about using the n-word on stage has resurfaced, and people are not happy. (Jerry Seinfeld was also part of the conversation, but acquitted himself well by seeming uncomfortable and refusing to repeat the word: “You’ve found the humour of it. I haven’t found it, nor do I seek it.”)
-Old Beyonce songs were leaked on Spotify somehow, and everyone melted down thinking they were new. (They were not. Bah humbug!)
-Speaking of new music, Rihanna confirmed in an IG comment to a fan that she’s releasing new music in 2019.
-This video of Michelle Obama and Jimmy Fallonsurprising peoplewhen the elevator doors open is a delight!
-The original stars of 90210 were all spotted having coffee together after a meeting in LA, leading to speculation that a rebootis in the works. Sigh. Why not?
–Miley Cyrus just updated “Santa Baby” and turned it into a feminist anthem. “Santa baby, I’d love to know my ass won’t get grabbed at work by some ignorant jerk.”
-Uh, did Jessica Mulroney just offer the Daily Mail a look inside her Toronto home? Being Meghan Markle‘s BFF sure is working out for her.
-Aw shit. Cardi B and Offset were spotted looking cozy and reunited in Puerto Rico.
–Dylan O’Brien and Britt Robertson, who’ve been dating since 2012, have reportedly split.
–Demi Lovato took to Twitter to deny the “sources” of a recent tabloid story about her recovery. She added: “Someday I’ll tell the world what exactly happened, why it happened and what my life is like today.. but until I’m ready to share that with people please stop prying and making up shit that you know nothing about. I still need space and time to heal.”
–Colin Farrell used a recent talk show appearance to shine a spotlight on his friend who’s suffering from Epidermolysis bullosa.
-This is an interesting interview with showrunners over the need for Hollywood to learn how to handle sex scenes better. This is a side effect of peak TV: a bunch of writers/directors are now running TV shows who have no idea deal with people management.
-This is a good piece about feeling alienated from a lot of the “girl power” messaging at the movies and TV this year. I follow an academic on Twitter who’s summed this phenomenon up perfectly: plastic representation.
-Tell your mother to stop worrying: Mark Harmon‘s rep slammed the “completely false” rumour the actor is leaving NCIS.
–Busy Philipps received a call from Oprah on her show last night and broke down in tears. Understandable.
This is tragic. The bass player and tour manager of Indonesian boy band Seventeenare confirmed dead after deadly tsunami hit their beachside performance.
–Michael Buble kicked off Carpool Karaoke’s holiday song, which also featured Ariana Grande, Shawn Mendes, Paul McCartney, Barbra Streisand, Adam Levine, Christina Aguilera and Cardi B.
-The I’m Not Here traileris stacked with celebs, including JK Simmons, Mandy Moore, Sebastian Stan and Max Greenfield.
-In the Greta trailer, Chloë Grace Moretz plays a naïve New Yorker who returns a purse she finds on the subway to Isabelle Huppert — and then things get scary.