— DoseDotCa (@DoseDotCa) January 18, 2021
–Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas have split up . It’s a holiday in the US, which makes it a good day to try to slip this news under the radar. Still, the People quotes from sources are pretty supportive of both sides, and yet she’s been officially positioned as the dumper and he’s the dumpee. I wonder how they worked that out.
–Armie Hammer has apologized after his finsta leaked and it included a post that showed an unidentified woman in lingerie on her hands and knees on a hotel bed, whom he referred to as ‘Miss Cayman.’ He issued a statement to the Cayman Compass: “I would like to clarify that the person in my video, which was stolen from my private Instagram, is not Miss Cayman.” First of all, if he posted it to Instagram it’s not exactly “stolen.” Secondly, *this* is what he feels the need to apologize about?! I gotta hope he’s just getting warmed up.
-This is a good take on how the cannibalism accusations are the least disturbing in this saga. His last girlfriend said she checked herself into a 30-day partial hospitalization program designed to treat PTSD and trauma following their 2-month relationship last year. I also liked this thread about how damaging it is for him to say he prefers rough sex but stopped wanting it with his wife because that’s the mother of his children and he grew to respect her too much.
-He was also reportedly fantasizing about sex during BLM protests, so it just gets better and better.
–Michael B. Jordan and Lori Harvey look like they’re having a blast on vacation. Are paps just hanging out in St. Barts or….?
-I don’t watch Batwoman but according to critics, the show isn’t really feeling the loss of Ruby Rose‘s departure. They’re loving Javicia Leslie, who took over the leading role in last night’s episode.
–Gwyneth Paltrow‘s ‘vagina’ candle reportedly exploded in a UK woman’s home, which was a gift for headline writers today.
–Dua Lipa, I really like you, but we’re not doing this trend again, mmm-kay?
–Kate Winslet said she learned to free dive and breath-hold for her role in Avatar: “We might be down for between three and a half and four minutes on any take. But that’s not my longest breath-hold. My longest was seven minutes and 14 seconds. Absolute truth.”
–Kylie Jenner tried to show off her massive walk-in shower and all anyone could focus on was her terrible water pressure.
–Justin Timberlake finally confirmed that he and Jessica Biel had another baby. His name is Phinneas.
-Oh god, please tell me Tiffany Haddish is not spreading covid conspiracy theories??
-A source tells People that Kim Kardashian and Kayne West have given up going to marriage counseling.
-The guy who played Christopher on Girlmore Girls denied rumours that he attended the Capitol insurrection — but he seemed to support it.
–Matthew McConaughey talked cancel culture with Jordan Peterson. Jordan Freakin’ Peterson?!? That’s a bridge too far for me.
-Have you watched Promising Young Woman yet? My favourite part of it is how it weaponizes its casting by using actors who are known for playing nice guys on TV.
–Bow Wow played a packed indoor concert in Houston. Can you imagine risking your life…for Bow Wow?!?
–Trevor Noah and Minka Kelly, who have been dating for five months, are moving into a $27.5 million mansion.
–Romeo Beckham looks so much like his mom Victoria on the cover of Luomo Vogue.
–Zack Snyder’s cut of Justice League is going to be a 4-hour movie on HBO Max, not a 4-hour miniseries. Twitter seems to think this is a big deal, but I continue to care a negative amount about this entire project.
-I like these predictions about how TV may soon change. Moving late-night shows to prime time seems like a no-brainer.
-Here’s the trailer for the new series The Equalizer, premiering after the Super Bowl. I’m not really into CBS shows, but I *am* into watching Queen Latifah being an ass-kicking vigilante.
–Nicolas Cage fights killer animatronics in the first trailer for Willy’s Wonderland.