–Thomas Sadoski revealed on James Corden‘s show that he and baby mama Amanda Seyfried eloped last week.
-I have to say, I did not see a Donald Trump/One Direction feud coming.
-This article on how Kate Middleton is “less than pleased” with Prince William’s ski-trip behaviour probably shouldn’t have made me laugh.
-Beauty and the Beast is going to be a beast at the box office this weekend, waltzing to an expected $165M-$170M bow.
-Speaking of Beauty and the Beast, Emma Watson is reportedly pulling in $3M upfront, but her final payday could be $15M if the film’s final haul is similar to Maleficent’s $759M worldwide gross.
-Whatever happens with Brangelina, at least their delicious Miravel rose seems safe for now.
-Is Taylor Swift launching her own version of Spotify?
-Emily Van Camp and Matt Czuchry are going to star in a new Fox medical drama. I like both of those actors separately, but together they make a bland duo of immense blandness.
-Networks are scrambling after nearly all of their mid-season premieres (17 scripted shows launched since Jan. 1), are languishing with low ratings.
-Balmain failed Scarlett Johansson with this terrible dress at the Ghost In The Shell premiere.
-Congrats to Marion Cotillard, who had her second kid.
-Yay! Here’s the first new Feist song in six years!
-I should have known that Black Girl Nerds’ Iron Fist takedown would be my favourite.
–Lena Dunham would like everyone to stop talking about her weight please.
-In honour of St Patrick’s Day, Jamie Dornan recited 41 Irish terms for being drunk.
–Ellen DeGeneres and Kristen Bell dressed up as leprechauns for a festive game of Heads Up.
–Amy Schumer’s Netflix special was attacked by online trolls who down-voted her.
–Katie Cassidy is the latest celebrity to have her nude photos hacked and leaked online. Not cool, pervs.
-Oh, so I guess I’m not watching season 2 of The Crown.
-Here’s the final trailer for The Leftovers. Wait, is Kevin Jesus?!