-The spotlight on Netflix’s disturbing sexual-assault hypocrisy is getting hotter. Kevin Spacey got pushed out quickly, but Danny Masterson being under investigation for raping four women isn’t enough?
-Bookies aren’t even taking bets anymore on the Prince Harry/Meghan Markle engagement because it’s such a sure bet. We’re talking days, not weeks.
–Selena Gomez loses the makeup (and the shirt) for her new GQ photo spread, and says she refuses to publicly complain about fame. “I chose this. So I’m not gonna sit here and say, ‘Oh, my God, poor me, I didn’t have a normal childhood.'”
-Speaking of new cover stories, Willow Smith totally owns this Teen Vogue article.
-Despite their pregnancy announcement, Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green‘s divorce is still moving ahead.
-Speaking of breakups, let’s pour one out for Kirsten Dunst and Garrett Hedlund, who split after four years together.
–Lindsay Lohan roped her parents into her big engagement tease. Such a staged sweet family moment.
-This Vulture interview with all the kids from ABC comediesis adorable — but also kind of depressing because they already sound more mature than me.
-I’m so done with all these crazy stories about Jared Leto on the set of Suicide Squad set. The latest: he gave his costars anal beads and used condoms. Seriously, what is the promotional strategy behind this?!
-Civil War’s Team Cap actors tried to answer personal trivia about each other, failed miserably.
–Anna Wintour got lost and cried at Kanye West’s Madison Square Garden show. But doesn’t that mean Anna Wintour is capable of human emotion? I’m…so confused.
–Aziz Ansari and Eric Wareheim are shooting Master of None in Rome and took a break to make a hilarious music video set to Kanye’s “Famous.”
-On the Tonight Show, Amy Schumer experimented with some new ways to sit in the interview chair, and talked about her boyfriend’s mother’s inability to say “no comment.”
-I really liked Vulture’s exploration of what the hell Girls is doing to Hannah’s character. That show doesn’t get a lot of attention anymore, but it’s having a stellar season.
-The Doctor Strange trailerhas arrived. I’m hoping my love for Rachel McAdams and Tilda Swinton will overshadow my ambivalence for Benedict Cumberbatch. Also, guess how many Asians there are in this trailer about a guy going to Asia to learn Asian mystical arts? Yeah.
-Here’s the final Captain America: Civil War trailer. I kind of feel like I’m going to be siding with Tony Stark over Captain America, and that’s a *weird* feeling for me. Also: hey, Spidey!
-Meanwhile, Chris Evans, Robert Downey Jr, Sebastian Stan, Chadwick Boseman and The Russo Brothers participated in a very fun Tumblr Q&A today.
-Vox’s chart explaining the extended Kardashian universe is very helpful. (Sidenote: I almost tried on a very adorable dress last night, until I realized it was from Kendall and Kylie’s label. Hard pass.)
–Sarah Michelle Gellar celebrated the 19th anniversary of Buffy’s premiere with a very sweet post.
–Ryan Gosling is still a perfect human being, just in case you were starting to have doubts.
-How great do Zendaya, Willow Smith and Kiernan Shipka look on the cover of W? Slay, girls!
–Gwen Stefani talked about her divorce, saying Blake Shelton went through “literally the exact same thing.” Oh, so Miranda slept with a nanny too?
-Speaking of the love lives of Voice coaches (damn, that’s a depressing sentence), Adam Levine is going to be a daddy.
–Ryan Reynolds & Blake Lively will attend tonight’s Justin Trudeau state dinnerso I’m anticipating a lot of hazy Instagram filters will be used.
–Ashton Kutcher gets shirtless and swears a lot in the first trailer for The Ranch, the Netflix comedy he stars in with That 70s Show costar Danny Masterson. Holy crap, is that a laugh track?!
-The Britney Spears I saw in Vegas in May 2014 is clearly not the same one performing today.
–Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck still haven’t filed for divorce, and everyone’s wondering why because they’re clearly not remember BvS’ upcoming release. Come on, guys. Be better at this.
-Here’s the first trailer for Andy Samberg‘s movie Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping! It had me as soon as I saw Joan Cusack as his coke snorting mom and Snoop as his dad.
