So it happened. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West got married in Florence this weekend and it didn’t involve all of the world’s communication systems being appropriated to broadcast the couple’s vows, or any planets being forcibly re-aligned to spell out KIMYE 4 EVA. Whew.
The only glimpses of Kim’s Givenchy wedding dress we seem to be getting are from Instagram shots, which means they’ve undoubtedly signed a lucrative deal to splash the photos across the pages of some glossy, so don’t expect this story to go away anytime soon.
-As someone who just finished marathoning through two seasons of Scandal, I was very excited to see Vanity Fair tweet out their new cover, featuring Kerry Washington. Not only does she look beautiful, it’s also kind of a big deal.
-Here are some blurry photos of Avril Lavigne’s wedding dress. Considering who she married (and what she wore to last month’s MMVAs), I was kind of expecting her outfit to be a little less princessy/Game of Thrones-y. [Update: turns out that was her pre-wedding dress. She wore black to the actual ceremony, so all is right with the world.]
-For all of us who raised an eyebrow over yesterday’s reports that Henry Cavill is now dating Kaley Cuoco, this is sure to add fuel to our scepticism. Lainey posted a hilariously thorough timeline of Cavill’s past few weeks, proving that he really didn’t have much time to split from Gina Carano and start dating Cuoco. So why are the publicists pushing this alleged new relationship so hard? For Warner Bros. synergy? To dispel those lingering (and seemingly false) gay rumours? Because male leads aren’t supposed to date girls who could kick their ass? I don’t get it.
–Aaron Paul says the Breaking Bad finale is going to make you all “shit your pants.” You’ve been warned.
–Jennifer Aniston recalls the time she and Justin Theroux were so hungry on a road trip, they were forced to stop at McDonald’s and eat a Big Mac. She actually says the words, “It was like putting gasoline in a purified system.” Way to keep it real, girlfriend.
–Robert Pattinson was spotted looking cozy with Riley Keough. (I got really excited when I first read that headline because I thought it said he was dating the lead singer of Rilo Kiley, but Riley Keough is actually Lisa Marie Presley‘s daughter, which makes her much less interesting.)
-Meanwhile, Rob‘s ex Kristen Stewart showed up to the Chanel show in Paris looking like pure hotness.
–Rihanna, on the other hand, showed up wearing what looks like a robe. Not even the fancy kind that you’d want to steal from an upscale hotel.
–Pharrell is suing will.i.am and even though I’ve read this article 5 times now I still can’t bring myself to care enough to figure it out. Something about Dr. Seuss?
–Fred Armisen confirmed he’s leaving SNL. Does this mean the show can finally retire that stupid Californians sketch?
-A new video for Stars‘ “Hold On When You Get Love” has landed. Dammit. I was just getting over my obsession with this song…
–Justin Bieber just can’t stop posting shirtless selfies. It’s becoming a real problem.
–Kristen Bell just posted a cute videoabout how you can enter for your chance to be her date to a Fourth Estate charity event. “Not my date like we’re going to hook up, but my date like we’ll sit at the table together. Maybe we’ll hold hands. I don’t know; we’ll see how the night goes.”
-Speaking of Kristen, this clip of her and Matthew Perry on Hollywood Game Night makes me want to watch the show.