–Tiffany Haddish talking about her encounter with Brad Pitt in an elevator is all good. “He said in one year if he’s single and I’m single, we’re gonna do it.” God, how interesting would that suddenly make him?
–Haddish also wore the same Alexander McQueen dress that she wore to the Girls Trip premiere and on SNL, and she jumped over a rope on the red carpet so she could curtsy in front of Meryl Streep. We are blessed to have her in our lives.
-Also, I wasn’t as convinced as the rest of Twitter that Taraji P. Henson was “shading” Seacrest during her interview. Sure enough, she says she was actually supporting him: “I did it to keep his chin up. It’s an awkward position to be in. He’s been cleared but anyone can say anything.”
-People are really angry about Emma Stone trying to pull a Natalie Portman with her “These four men and Greta Gerwig” comment when presenting best director, seeing as one of those men is a Mexican immigrant and another is the first black person to win Original Screenplay. Someone needs to teach her about intersectional feminism.
-I have watched this GIF of Jennifer Garner at the Oscars so many times today. What is she thinking about?!?
-I also spent a long time looking up photos of Mindy Kaling with BJ Novak at the after-parties. I have such hope, guys!
-Also, this photo of the four women who lost Best Actress in a group hug is wonderful.
-I love this video of Sandra Bullock talking about crying in front of the Black Panther cast because the movie will mean to her son.
-I also love this video of Nicole Kidman interrupting Bullock during a red carpet interview (especially because Kidman seems so surprised that she liked Practical Magic when she showed it to her kids recently).
-I’m assuming the Times Up tat Emma Watson was sporting at the Oscar parties is temporary?
–Henry Cavill isn’t dead, just confused.
-Good on Dwayne Johnson for accepting his Razzie for Baywatch. Here’s the thing, though: I actually saw Baywatch in theatres (it was a dark time), and he was the best thing about it! The reason that movie is so horrible is because his character disappears for like 40 mins.
–Mae Whitman‘s continuing campaign to have every Friday Night Lights hunk play her boyfriend at some point tickles me. Do it, Kitsch!
-The first trailer for Mary Poppins Returns dropped during the Oscars.